Into Your Head

Neal performs an on-the-fly new instant folk classic and discusses the Kill Bill Universe, helicoptor fishing, that movie with Willie Nelson and the shoe song, clocks as a failed experiment how to annoy both parties in a war,  and lots more. Into Your Head now comes out Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal illustrates how legalisation of marijuana leads to injured sabre-toothed tigers and discusses being jaded by hat-rabbits, urinating in an afterlife vacuum, champagne versus urine, using your face to install light bulbs, the own brand crap era, life is like Hamburger Helper, going to pot, Benjamin Netanyahu and ducks, Tom Dunne’s transmogrification to Newstalk host, listener correspondence,  celebrating my hands, a new look at the flat Earth debate, putting crap into your head and lots more. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

  A packed, two hour commercial free comback after the recent short break. Neal discusses (HOUR 1) nulling a murder, cats in an abattoir, using time as a condiment, mixing cold water with hot milk, cats in a doughnut factory, how to knock politely but loudly, throwing food on a racetrack, getting post too early, a tribute to Dr Suess’ Wacky Wednesday, life without Google Goggles, researching “I’d Rather Jack” by The Reynolds Girls, opening up about ear cleansing, a question about treadmill braking, excuse me for connecting my nerve endings to reinforce memories, monkey nut bars, the 360 degree learning curve of life, cats in a dormitory, spraying for bedbugs, washing powder theft issues, listener correspondence,  not a psychic idiot savant, GarageBand for iPadlet, what he did during the break local newspaper infamy, blowing hot air onto clothes, assembling a collection of energy drinks, the new schedule, how to drive a metaphorical juggernaut, (HOUR 2) reigning over the weather, a belching controversy, luminous trousers, Aberystwyth, Gaelicy countries, the close set eyes of the planet, song for harmonica and vitamin bottle, remembering classics IYH cat songs, the Tom Leykis mystery, flexible soundboards, gravity on a wheel-shaped metaphor of time, interviewing Marc Maron, a flying cat heading towards the moon, Bill Burr’s “go fuck yourselves”, outdoing Alanis Morrisette’s “Ironic”, a swearing song, Alanis Morrissette versus Meredith Brooks, a metric Baker’s Dozen and more. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

  TODAY: Neal asks whether he may have lost touch somewhat with the outside word and discusses how cats navigate an aquarium, a fresh look at pizza slicing, the transmission of thoughts without holes, life in The Monkees, paper morality, how people can have broadsheet newspapers without cars, a poem about a misunderstood mathematician, meowing outside your skull, the tragic short life of a backing vocalist, an experimental vulgar Knock Knock joke created on-the-fly and lots more, and ends the show by saving a life. The podcast is taking a short break after this episode. There will be some extra or longer shows after I come back. Next new one will be out Wednesday 25th April, staring my new schedule of every MONDAY, WEDNESDAY and FRIDAY. Need more Into Your Head? Subscribe to the new, free reruns feed by visiting intoyourhead.com/archives. I've just added a big batch of clasics today, and every week I put up several more episodes from different eras of IYH's six year history. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

The second half of today’s super-long show degenerates into an unusual after-dark “Quantity over Quality” thing. It's fantastic. But not before Neal discusses monkey nut butter, the world’s addiction to props, the legalities of intrusions from a perpendicular universe, exploring a cat puppet, knowing a BB King song, space helicopters, what the Police do when you run over an aircraft and more. EARPLUGS: You can now purchase Neal’s earplugs at intoyourhead.com/earplugs Into Your Head Radio comes out every 50 hours and has been online since 2006. For the new reruns feed, visit intoyourheadradio.com/archives Hardworking and talented independent podcasters need your support. Leo Laporte will be fine. Help the little guys. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal discusses valved orifices, Facebook as a post biblical smiting tool, baldness on cleaning product marketing, podcasting from a fairy tale tower, Hitler’s bodyguards' nursery songs, redesigning airline interiors, Superman’s wife, one man buses, identifying sleet through a  blind, What if there really is cheese on the moon?, seeking revenge on cheese, baldness on cleaning product marketing and lots more. EARPLUGS: You can now purchase Neal’s earplugs at intoyourhead.com/earplugs Into Your Head Radio comes out every 50 hours and has been online since 2006. For the new reruns feed, visit intoyourheadradio.com/archives Hardworking and talented independent podcasters need your support.  Leo Laporte will be fine. Help the little guys. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

  Neal deals with crack cocaine in soft drinks and cereals, missing gold nuggets in cats, what constitutes a cave, driving a moped up a mountain, how to dispose of a guitar, how crows handle glass floors, navigating the Atlantic, the CN Tower in Toronto, how earplugs are going to help the show, leisure time on weekdays and lots more. EARPLUGS: You can purchase Neal’s earplugs at intoyourhead.com/earplugs Into Your Head Radio comes out every 50 hours and has been online since 2006. For the new reruns feed, visit intoyourheadradio.com/archives Hardworking and talented independent podcasters need your support.  Leo Laporte will be fine. Help the little guys. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Need earplugs? Proper wax ones that I've been using for years? Visit intoyourhead.com/earplugs Neal discusses how to remove ear wax from your throat, the problem with deluded narrators, mindreaders’ feedback loops, legal implications of having a song stuck in your head, how cats contemplate the meaning of life, a frustrated sparrow, an alternative use for hand driers, monkey murder morality, shoving twenty cigarettes into a mouth on the street and more. Into Your Head comes out every 50 hours. Support talented independent podcasters. Adam Corolla is doing fine. Help the little guys. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Another brand new half hour of 100% original improvised nonsense humour, the likes of which you will never hear anywhere else. Into Your Head comes out every 50 hours. Support talented independent podcasters. Adam Corolla is doing fine. Help the little guys. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

While recovering from a sore tongue, Neal discusses Andy Rooney, Luck, Three Things, and Great TV Moments in a compilation of segments first published as part of Overnightscape Central, a weekly collaborative show that comes out every week over at ONSUG.com Into Your Head comes out every 50 hours! You can support it by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by supporting my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal unveils Into Your Head’s first ever commissioned song as well as his own harmonica composition "Don't fill your house up with crap", and discusses where clowns come from, two chickens one cup, something about refried urine and binary code, Snake oil, defining a “ho”, setting sunglasses on fire, how agony aunts organise their work, everything’s a drama, inventing Roman Numerals, rails versus Ruby on Rails, blindly composing a song about Edgar Allen Po, how to become an Everything Mogul, why coroners don’t know everything, Into Your Head comes out every 50 hours! You can support it by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by supporting my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal discusses Kermit’s years in exile, blaming dentists for everything, under-qualified puppets, what the hell is an Elmo, a treat for the Canadians, in defence of puns, Eminem as a positive influence Henry IV’s predecessors, fans versus fridges, avoding bad taste Whitney Houston talk, overing flower in shit, celebrating reruns, Dilbert versus compost, and more. Into Your Head comes out every 50 hours! You can support it by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by supporting my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal discusses Frank Zappa’s appearance before congress, the legalities of beating up corpses, how to earn a tip in a bar, gathering energy drinks, hay versus The Hague, reading listeners’ profane thoughts, Eminem murdering people, what scientists are doing wrong, being big in Canada, formal harmonica lessons and lots more, Glen Acton (deceased) makes what may be his final appearance on the show and we deal with some listener comments. Into Your Head comes out every 50 hours! You can support it by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by supporting my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

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Neal unveils a couple of new harmonica songs inspired by The Dubliners and discusses the on-going controversy over dead junior announcer Glen Acton, producing disgusting smells from monkey nuts, what happens with faeces in the womb, killing a fictional future Brian Adams out of empathy and lots more. Into Your Head comes out every 50 hours! You can support it by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by supporting my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.