Into Your Head

This episode ends abruptly. Don't panic, you don't miss anything important. Today, Neal explains why you might need a shit-eating-grin, and discusses the problem with measuring things against crow flight, how the parable of The Loaves and the Fishes is dealt with in catering colleges, Carnivorous birds on Boston Common, how to tar an Earth-shaped monkey nut with one brush and lots more including an unintended but unharmful abrupt ending.You can support the show by patronising IYH's affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. Want to advertise on the show? Visit intoyourhead.com/advertise NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

This week’s episodes are sponsored in part by PodcastLOL.com. TODAY: Neal discusses the different types of bottomless buckets, pimps on MTV, bars in Russia, Mary Magdalene's cat, monkey nuts from the point of view of a cat, what happens to the worst laid plans of mice and men and more, and deceased fictional former junior announcer Glen Acton makes an appearance to mark our 600th show. You can support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can also  help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. Want to advertise on the show? Visit intoyourhead.com/advertise NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

This week’s episodes are sponsored in part by the PodcastLOL.com. Today: Neal explains why boxers are hypocrites, why walls don’t need ears, why you would want an exact replica of the Universe and lots more. You can support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. Want to advertise on the show? Visit intoyourhead.com/advertise NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

This week’s episodes are sponsored in part by PodcastLOL.com. Today Neal discusses America’s imminent exposure to the world of Eskimos, the definition of “wet”, the Phlatus experiment, cats being passed off as badgers on children’s television, a proposal to become intentionally mentally ill in conjunction with the listeners and more. You can support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more. Want to advertise on the show? Visit intoyourhead.com/advertise NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal explains how something as simple as a cat urinating on some monkey nuts may have prevented us from ever understanding the true nature of human existence. You can support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal explains how Adam and Eve produced a mixed race, how meat becomes salted, why cats don’t like skimmed milk, how to name an air disaster movie, how physics probably works and lots more. You can support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal discusses, among other things, the true nature of the standard so-called “rabbit sanctuary” and what it’s going to take for the automobile industry to start producing blood sausages. You can support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal discusses bucket list management, Mother Teresa’s footwear, selling viruses online, the show “COPS”, Yuri Geller’s anti spoon tirade, how cats’ imaginations work and lots more. You can support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Wednesday’s show! Listen and be merry. You can support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal proposes a new way to tackle ignorance and deals with the anti-hoody brigade, bi-polar bears and lots more. You can support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

In one of the finest episodes of Into Your Head ever made, Neal unveils his unique and revolutionary new concept for an alterative to freezing food, and lots more. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal discusses the responsibilities associated with creating fictional cats, why cats don’t use anti-perspirant and lots more. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal discusses peanut bigotry, retaining toilet waste for religious reasons, how to split hairs, demystifying nuclear weaponry, attitudes to banana slicing,rose tinted superheroes, how to properly assess the weather, a defence of I am Idiot Podcast (episode 84) and lots more. There’s also a vulgar and objectionable audio column by Neal’s oldest bear Bowsy, about Christopher Reeve and The Muppets. You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Friday’s show! Neal discusses red letters, mongooses versus phlegm and lots more. You can now purchase a made-to-order, personalised “Two cats walk into a bar” story as a gift or for yourself. Only US$5! See intoyourhead.com/services for this and more.. You can also help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal discusses 1984 versus 2001: A Space Odyssey, pet mice versus uninvited mice,  the dangers of fiction in commercials, Beelines versus crow lines  and lots more. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.