Old Guys Who Love Things

LISTEN Here we are! The OG season finale (after 42 consecutive episodes) has arrived. Good times. Good stories. Stories to tell at good times. In this episode: Trans-Am Jesus, soap opera behavior, wild howls, stabbings, shootings and OG Eric's dad pulls a knife on him. OG Shawn continues to open like an onion. The two easiest ways for depressed men to deal with stress. Celebrity experiences. Milky-white eye scars and the street value of cocaine. Let's take it home, Old Guys! #cannonpenis Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN Look! Up on the net! It's a couple old birds or old planes! It's OLD GUYS and they're talking superheroes. This episode they attempt to live stream some of the recording. The operative word is ATTEMPT. Also how cool are green superheroes? The movie horse. Overseer Kathleen creates a drink that brings on The Bandito. Will the cooties overtake Shawn?! Shawngasm, leer parties, and DON'T SULLY MY PUD! Engines to power. Turbines to speed! Let's go!! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN ZAP! POW! The Old Guys swing into action, true believers. Comic books are in their sites in every gripping panel. Who is Marvel and who is DC and does it matter? That time a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle swore. Werner Herzog just being Werner Herzog. Wait, they love them but the OGs AREN'T "comic book guys"?! Where else but on this show can Ziggy, Mary Worth, and any character created by Alan Moore all put in an appearance? Monkey coconuts? It's a special, collector's item issue! #bringbackdriveins Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN It's time for the third installment of "Love Morsels", stuff the OGs love that probably don't deserve full episodes. Today the fellas discuss Abe Vigoda, Dr. McCoy's purse and which of these monsters likes Olive Garden. R2D2 was a swiss army knife. Admit it, OG Shawn, you like the spider. Granny Saccharin and the hot, brown moment. Lots of little love! #gadgetboner Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN This episode the OGs dig into movies that blew their noodles. Eric walks into the sunset and turns into an apple fritter. Why would Shawn need so much Tupperware? Monkeys with people lips. Buffalo sauce in unfortunate places. The OGs honor the late, great Ian Holm. So many p*****s. Lynch, Gilliam, Kubrick, Fellini, Nolan ... leave your minds at the door. #michaelmcdonaldforever #fellinicherry #neckdress Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN The Old Guys have a score to settle and one last big job! They will walk away rich men if they can pull this off. The thing is... the job will be a breeze if they can survive EACH OTHER. OGs Shawn and Eric dive into heist movies, TV shows, plays, and some fascinating real-life heists as icing on the crook cake. From Frank Sinatra and his pals to tiny fellows with a map of time holes to spaceships robbing trains... who doesn't love a good heist? What are the hallmarks of a good heist movie? What movies are heist movies in disguise? Which OG love HUDSON HAWK way too much? New Without Comment music. Finally, Shawn grabs Eric's lapels and... wait... what?! #coolcry  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN Khaaaaaaaaaan!! The Old Guys and Kathleen bring their discussion of Star Trek into drydock. What are their favorite episodes? Favorite movies? Hear Kathleen's abject disgust at OG Eric's favorite movie. Plus Kathleen is working on a spin-off series, "Kathleen Describes Every Star Trek Episode" and I think it's gonna happen. Shawn gets hammered on Romulan Ale. This is one for The Chamber of the Ages! #gointothecerealaisle Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN Ahead, warp factor 2! The Old Guys beam up to the worlds of Star Trek and show their love to the natives, smashing the Prime Directive. They are joined by Shawn's much better half, Kathleen, as she is the real Trek expert of the group. They discuss Kirk and Picard's management styles. Kirk's interesting fashion choices. Klingon noses and juvenile jokes. Shawn has make-up sex with Next Generation. Whhhhil Whhhheaton as Whhhhesley Crusher. It's three to beam up in part one of our Star Trek discussion. #shitiot Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN Roll camera! The Old Guys have spent a lot of their lives watching documentaries. Pouring smarts into their... um... smart holes. This episode the Old Guys highlight some of the wonderful documentaries and docu-series that they enjoy. OG Eric challenges HIMSELF in the Grandma Challenge. Shawn ponders "why wouldn't you edit that out?" Doing homework. The Hitler Channel. Caffeine Dooley? Get out your notebooks and pencils. The OGs are taking you to class. #ballfondue #goodluckfuckers #prettygoodcult #fistcakes #doucheham Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN We reach the conclusion of the Stand-up Comedy Old Guys epic! How does it end? Hear how OG Eric wound up having his date sit between him and his dad while seeing Steven Wright. Ron Perlman? Remember "Make Me Laugh?" Why didn't the reboot work? Non-stand-up stand-ups. Grandma Goebbels makes a return appearance. And finally the OGs dive into the Great Unknown by discussing Andy Kaufman. Get out your sledgehammers and watermelons!  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN Airline Food!! Today the Old Guys don their big-shoulder 80's suits, hoist the sleeves and step up to the brick wall of stand-up comedy. Which was better silly mid-era Carlin or grumpy-as-hell old Carlin? It's not all white guys, right? What is the psychological significance of varied sandwich dressings? Old Guy Shawn wrestles with his dark past of frequenting comedy clubs alone while Old Guy Eric talks about how his existence is the direct result of a stand-up comedy album. It's only part 1. The fun is just beginning.  #wereyahoos Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN Pip pip! What's all this then? This episode the Old Guys whip out their brollies and demonstrate their love for British things OTHER than Doctor Who and Monty Python. From music to TV to Cricket, the OGs cannot contain their affection for the UK. Are you a Mr. Bean or a Blackadder or are you both? Wait... WHO was on THE YOUNG ONES? Let's talk about how 11-year-old Eric grilled a British adult about Cricket. SO MUCH SAUSAGE!! Staring lovingly into Daniel Radcliffe's eyes. Morgan Freeman's brother. Disappointing pubs and Eric nearly gets killed by a London bus. Pour a cuppa and tuck in. #grandmagoebbels Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN Step right up! The OG's are looking at the stops along life's road that make life worth living. From natural wonders to weird curiosities, the road of life is littered with interesting stuff to look at if you don't go flying by. OG Eric reads an excerpt from his journal about UFOs while OG Shawn considers opening his own museum. Balls of paint, twine, the American spirit! Also, Murder Hornets - the Jason Voorhees of the bee world. Join the OG's in the Vortex. #lovelather Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN Step into The Wayback Machine and let's talk time travel. From the fiction to the science,  to the downright ridiculous conspiracy theories, the OGs let their love quantum tunnel all over the place. When were there 4 DeLoreans in Hill Valley in BACK TO THE FUTURE 2? OG Eric suggests you skip a bit unless you want BTTF 3 ruined completely. What was the first recorded story about time travel (it's not what you think)? The OGs go on, and on about the implications of "The Grandfather Paradox" presented in TIMERIDER. Finally, OG Eric fights within himself when he logics time travel stories down to the point where Marty McFly dies horribly in the vacuum of space. #fuckingmorlocks Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN You wanted the best! You got the best! Today the Old Guys don their scary kabuki make-up and talk about their love of KISS. Since their childhood in the 70s, predating even Star Wars, they think, the over-the-top rock band has been in the OG's lives. Which OG worried his father with his love of Gene Simmons? Was Gabriel-era Genesis just super mellow KISS? Did you weather the "disco" albums and "The Elder" to come back to rock on the other side? Why does OG Eric's arm hurt? Spit a little blood. Breathe a little fire. Let's rock! #wienerbrain Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)