Old Guys Who Love Things

LISTEN We're back and it's April Fool's Day! This episode the OGs discuss pranks, japes, practical jokes and all-around shenanigans. From all the knives in a peanut butter jar to the surreal horror of Eric Andre to the Masters we have known. Also, ANTIFA! Ham can get you punched. Spam and lima beans. What happens when you get old? Let's ponder your zipper. It's good to be back.  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)  

 LISTEN The season 3 finale is at hand! Before taking a little break (we're back on April 1), the OGs decide to have a few adult beverages and play one of America's favorite party games: Mad Libs. Let's learn English fundamentals. Definitely NSFW! The OGs become pre-teen boys and have to successfully remember what an adverb is. What are "Schwartz Rules?" Lunch Vader. Jake from State Farm. What was inside Stretch Armstrong? Oh, and finally, iconic French art-horror movies that might as well be Ed Wood movies. #gimmeanoun  (See you 4/1) Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN It's like tapas. It's like an app sampler. It's like a kid running his grubby finger through the frosting on a beautiful cake. It's another installment of Love Morsels, where the OGs talk about some small topics. In this episode, OG Eric stares disturbingly into back yards while Shawn sprays his musk. The disembodied head of Santa Claus stands as a warning. Everything is done with mirrors. #editoutthehate Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN This week the OGs hoist up their scaredy pants and jump into the mind of Stephen King. From Cujo to Captain Tripps to Carrie to Andy Dufresne, the OGs slash and splatter their love all over his work. Is King America's Author? Also, the Stephen King musical (it exists). When we could spoon. Love cheeks. King had a shared universe before shared universes were cool. OWEN!!  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

  LISTEN Zap! Pew pew! The OGs are chatting about their love for ray guns, lasers and all manner of sci-fi energy weapons. What's not to love? Bright lights, pew pew and 'splosions! Also: depleted adult novelty skin. Christmas noses. Ancient ray guns. Powderpuff derbys. Where's the flippy flippy? A little poop of light. Set phasers to Old Guys! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN In this episode, the OGs make love subs for some of the great sidekicks in history. From Sancho Panza to Harley Quinn, the OGs are serving up well-deserved love for the oft-forgotten. Also... Matt Frewer is the Robin Williams of Matt Frewer. Dollar babies. Henchman temp jobs. Was John the Baptist Jesus' sidekick? Batman burned through a LOT of Robins. Finally, we pour one out for the late, great Grant Imahara Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN In the early 80s the cry went up across America and then the world; "I WANT MY MTV!" In this episode, the OGs reflect back on a time of excitement, an unprecedented blending of music and visuals, strange white studios, ridiculously out of place violence, and... oh yes, the smoothest man ever on TV, J.J. Jackson. Also in this episode... so much Leon Redbone. The glory of TAPEHEADS. Were you a Martha Quinn or a Nina Blackwood? And MEAT SHEATHS!   Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN Are we there yet? The OGs call "shotgun!". They've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and they're wearing sunglasses this episode. That's right, the guys are talking about road movies. Also this episode, Shawn goes beyond Thunderdome while Eric shakes his nuts. Was Carrie Fisher hotter in JEDI or THE MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE? Will this podcast get flagged? Kind words about James Cameron? Don't make us come back there. #positiveaf Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS MERCH: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN This episode the OGs let art lift them out of dark times. Cubist? Dadaist? Surrealist? Join the OGs in their general befuddlement about art... but their joy in what they like. Also, OG Shawn is a Golden Flower. OG Eric's blue obsession. And... is Shawn Banksy? Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN It's almost over! 2020 has been a hell of a year for the planet and in this New Year's Eve episode, The OGs reflect on what's happened and look forward to a (fairly) fresh start. Also, Eric is screaming and drinking. Love is... well, you'll see. More doucheham. When the OGs killed that guy. Following your muse and finding your tribe. See you all on the other side! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN It's Christmas Eve and the OGs are curled up by the fire reminiscing about Christmases of the past. They are also visited by the Ghost of Heidi Present. Also... they are pretty sure The Little Drummer Boy was a pain in the ass. A Kabillion dollars. Noggin' workin'. Creepy Christmas stuff and... wait... Christmas trick or treating?! The Clausa Sutra. Be careful, there's a lot of head stuff going on right now. Merry Whatever! Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN In this episode, the OGs can no longer contain their love for America's Dad, Tom Hanks, and American's Voice, Morgan Freeman. Also, the sound that haunts Shawn's nightmares, and it probably shouldn't be a running gag. Back when Shelly Long was a thing. So in the weeds with David Pumpkins. He is an EX-ballet dancer. Who should Hanks play in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Finally... Randy Quaid.  #lovescraper Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN In this episode, the Old Guys carefully tread on thin ice and go back to the last century when they were a couple of Hormonal Teenage Guys Who Loved EVERYTHING! From music videos to PORKY'S to finding "Playboys" in the wild to how problematic the OGs now realize so much of this was. Also - The Bjork Bjunker. The OGs are super spreaders. What is the Hulk Fantasy? Squiggly screen porn. Grocery store parking lot lovin'. #muculyptus #vangoo #fumblefingers Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS YOUTUBE WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN The music swells as our heroes face their greatest battle! The OGs talk about some of their favorite soundtrack music from the epic scores by John Williams to John Carpenter's minimalist, electro-creepy underscore for THE FOG. The first thing they need to do is decide WHAT a soundtrack is. Also, OG Eric's disturbing coping mechanism. Predictable bombast! Was OG Shawn's Grandma "the full package?" Eric has an adult beverage #stabbystabbybiteybitey Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS YOUTUBE WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)

LISTEN Blast off this Thanksgiving as The OGs go on and on about their love of SPACESHIPS!! (or rather "Pew Pew Spaceships" or "spacecraft" if you're fancy). From the Millennium Falcon to The Gunstar to... Nell, the flying uterus? Why do so many space travelers have cats? Updates about Shawn's insides. Is the Death Star a spaceship or a space station? Who got more tail (or more QUALITY tail) Kirk or Han Solo? Feast on this!!! #humancrockpot  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com NEW!! OLD GUYS T-SHIRTS: https://www.redbubble.com/people/oldguys/explore OLD GUYS WATCH CLUB (YouTube playlist): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lfD1EhrKokbJiiyG9mYVI8gvBslswEv OLD GUYS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:  https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4cChDIOuO6HfHo9QryZQKd?si=e3E0JXlxQSOx21T9gbwmjQ Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  http://www.epschwartz.com (all music by Eric)