Old Guys Who Love Things

LISTEN In this episode the OGs look back at the wild frontier days of Cable TV! The lawless days of Public Access, NIGHT FLIGHT, scrambled boobs, and YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION! The days when everything was new and exciting. The days when everyone was scrambling for content. Also... did he say he's on a "soup cleanse?" Fear of colors. Welcome, Uncle Tim. Secret knowledge!! Look, Kevin!  Bob Odenkirk and Duck Logic. Finally, prep school for the absurd. Old Guys begins its broadcast day. All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwlt Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com  

 LISTEN Hey guys. Just a quick thing today. Time and technology forced us to scrap our planned recording this week. We WILL be back next week. (Hell we have all our notes done). In the meantime, enjoy this classic Old Guys moment.  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN Slip into the walls with the Old Guys as they watch over everything. From sliding walls to pivoting bookcases to secret compartments and hidey-holes, the OGs are all over it. Also, SAVE YAKOV! Who is the real heart of the show? Truman Capote gets that sweet, sweet nose-sugar cash. Priest holes are cool? Wait! There's actually something INSIDE Mt. Rushmore? That's not movie BS? Shawn says "secret area" and Eric doesn't giggle. Finally... who gave Twizzlers the best ad ever? The walls have eyes!  All things Old Guys: https://linktr.ee/ogwlt Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN It's time once again for LOVE MORSELS! It's like a love potluck where each OG talks about 3 things that aren't big enough for entire episodes. Also in this episode; making whale sounds. Driving into the headlights. Butt milking? What recent movie had the OGs weeping uncontrollably? Football talk. What would make OG Eric walk away from everything? Being hermits together. #lovescoots Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN It's a new year and a new season for the Old Guys. They look back at 2021 and forward... into the abyss. Also in this episode a farewell to saucy dish Betty White. Getting jovial about Jovian gas. Cutting the cheese. Oh no... Eric gets into Crypto! Resolutions. Accomplishments. Bad medical advice from podcasters and the retirement of a segment. #spacehickey Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwlt Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

LISTEN The Old Guys awaken from a long winter's nap to give you a Christmas episode. The good tidings and nostalgia swirl as the OGs pat themselves on the back about great gifts they've given. Also, Abraham Lincoln's beard caused a board game to be created. The dark history of mistletoe. What is the key to giving your spouse a gift? Listening. The OGs wrap it all up and slide it under your tree. Homepage: https://linktr.ee/ogwlt Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com  

 LISTEN This week the OGs dump their frothy love all over two fine, fine actors: Jeff Goldblum and Ian Holm. Two fellows who elevate whatever movie they are in. Also in this episode, guess which OG has never seen THE FLY. Farewell T.V.'s Isis. More randy gods. Capturing odors for kids. Gotta doody, boss! Pee dreams. #stankerday  (THE OLD GUYS WILL BE OFF FOR A FEW WEEKS AFTER THIS EPISODE) Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwlt Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN From Nosferatu to Barnabus Collins to The Count on Sesame Street, vampires have infiltrated every inch of our culture and the Old Guys wouldn't have it any other way. Also in this episode, the OGs go on a candy corn fueled bender. More Vampira love. Sam who? A little Tony Todd. Sharkula gets pitched. Ooops I arted my pants. The movie that didn't know what it wanted to be. Finally, the Spanish version of Dracula that was made at the same time as the Lugosi one... we must see it. Happy Halloween Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN Halloween is quickly approaching and spooky stuff is on The OGs' minds. This time they look at werewolves and other various shapeshifters of lore and fiction. Also, Shawn shows off his efficiency. Eric wipes out a childhood friend to make brain-room. What is the difference between horror movies and Halloween movies? Finally, the Old Guys lose their minds and shapeshift into... well... you'll hear. #cootstuff Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN The Old Guys put on their big pleated hats and light a fire under the topic of cooking. They pan fry up the funny and the yummy. Also: eyebrow trimming, Elvira or Vampira, and are chefs ninjas? OG Eric gives up his secret chili ingredients while Shawn confesses to having used Hamburger Helper on occasion. Find out which OG has turned into the parent at the dinner table. It's a feast of an episode. #bestbeaverever Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN Go go, Gadget Old Guys! The geeky, gizmo-loving kids inside the OGs come out in this one. From the fantastical gadgets of James Bond to the clickity clackity ones of real life, they love them all. Also, The Resurrection Frog. Shawn has Doo-daddy issues. Every guy loves a holster. Eric pitches a dark Inspector Gadget reboot. Finally, stud finders. Find where to listen: https://linktr.ee/ogwlt Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN The Old Guys are having another go at animation. This time they are spraying their love all over cartoons and animation aimed at grown-ups rather than kids. From THE SIMPSONS to WATERSHIP DOWN to DUMBLAND, the OGs have spent a lot of time watching cartoons. Also... dolphins enter the horrible nature arena. Eric drools over Spider-Woman. Shawn considers dumping bodies in the ocean. AKIRA!! Which cigarettes refresh the Flintstones best? So much more!! Gonna have ourselves a time.  Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

 LISTEN The Old Guys are chatting this week about that "wall-crawling menace", the web-head himself, Spider-Man. From his iconic 1962 debut, through his legendary animated series of the late 60s, to his appearances on The Electric Company, the concept album, the ill-fated Broadway show and finally the MCU... all shades of Spidey are loved and discussed. Also, woodpecker tongues cure an atheist. Eric continues to traumatize Shawn with stories of the natural world. Japanese Spider-Man. BANE!! The OGs spin a mighty web, true believers.   All links: https://linktr.ee/ogwlt Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)

 LISTEN The Old Guys return from hiatus with a hunger that only food from south of the border can satisfy. Be kind, the OGs are lame white guys from the 'burbs. They will probably get some pronunciation wrong. They just love Mexican dishes more than any other foodstuff. Also... lots of corn information... cornformation. Otters are monsters. They're gonna getcha at the DMV!! #getridofnature #duckwang Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

LISTEN This is not an episode. Old Guys Who Love Things returns Sept. 9 with new episodes. In the meantime, here's half an hour or so of Eric and Shawn rambling about some stuff. #woolintowater Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com Find Shawn online: http://www.gruegallery.com  and  https://www.shawndooleyart.com and http://www.dooleyfreelancedesign.com Find Eric online:  https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric) Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com