The Dad Presents:
Summary: The Dad is here, talking parenting, life, social issues, and to give out all kinds of advice that you would probably be smart to ignore. The Dad tackles all of the important subjects Americans care about today: spanking, racism, the drug war, and whether or not wives should get the death penalty for nagging. What The Dad won’t tell you is that the entire podcast is just a ruse to keep you occupied and distracted as he lures you into joining his cult. Next thing you know, you’ve given The Dad all your money, you’re living in a log cabin in New Mexico, drinking potion and getting ready to blast off to Zarcon-22. Muwahahahahaha! Tune in today to The Dad Presents to be entertained and amazed. Please click “follow” The Bride’s famous cookies to anyone who makes it out alive! (No, not that kind of cookies, you perverts!)
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In this episode the boys and Miss Rose discuss the coronavirus outbreak, when is too much masturbation for a teen, why children shove things in their holes, and how often your dirty kids should bathe. Check it out, and please like subscribe and review on iTunes. Plus, a new segment, 5 minutes of The Dad, with A Dad, on Daddin’ Our Social: Www.facebook.com/thedadpresents Www.instagram.com/thedadpresents Www.twitter.com/thedadpresents Website: Www.thedadpresents.com Email: Matt@thedadpresents.com Miss Rose: www.instagram.com/missroseayala
On this episode, B, J. Matty, and Miss Rose discuss how involved a parent should be in their kids social life, when is an appropriate age for a girl to begin dating, is it okay for school age children to use pacifiers, and J Matty confesses that it’s not just the kids who are addicted to their phones. Also, Gender Neutral toy aisles? All that and more, check us out. Like, subscribe and rate us please!
J. Matty, B, and Miss Rose are back at it, dishing advice on how to bond with your children, when to take the phone away, and helping married couples fight through the tough times, like when they can’t agree on how many pillows should be in the bed. Plus, the team gets into the coronavirus scare and they discuss Californias new genderless toy aisles bill... No, really, that’s a thing.
In Episode #58 of The Dad Presents- -We examine why children are less active today -Why are their attention spans so short? -Do men become inherently sexist when they see a woman in power in a skirt? -How long until you can date your buddy’s ex-wife? -What’s up with Rose’s weird hiccup? Is she going to be okay?? -Rapper Boosie Badazz (yes, that’s his real name), a man with seven kids he doesn’t take care of, blasts D. Wade for supporting his child as he transitions. - All that and more. Listen, rate us on iTunes, and give us feedback on facebook @thedadpresents or shout out Miss Rose on Insta at @MissRoseAyala
In this episode your favorite crew discusses: - When it’s appropriate for child protective services to come into a home and whether or not a small drug habit necessitates this - The cost of education and how to prepare your children for that - When its acceptable to begin dating your buddies ex-wife - What do do when your child throws a tantrum in a restaurant. - The right Candidate for your family - Also B gives a lesson on conception and life that will leave you all dumber after listening, Rose raises the bar on the price of breast milk, and J. Matt wants to know if you can divorce your wife over thermostat wars and win custody of the children. All that and more, tune in!
On episode #56 of The Dad Presents podcast: - How do you handle it when your children lie to you? - What to do when your first born wants a hitter of that breast milk right from the tap? - Awkward hot tub encounters - And internet creeps trying to buy Miss Rose’s breast milk. What the hell is wrong with people? All that and more. Tune in Monday morning
On episode #54 of The Dad Presents, the guys, and Miss Rose answer parenting questions: - When your child is afraid of monsters, at night, how do you help comfort your child? - At what age do you stop wiping your children’s butts for them? - Is your mate moody in the morning and how do you deal? For the best (and worst) parenting advice out there, check it out and stay tuned for the new format. Biweekly episodes, every Friday and Tuesday, thirty minute shows, all on parenting. You’re going to love it; we promise.
In Episode 54 of The Dad Presents... We discuss teaching children about death, we discuss all of the reactions following the deaths of NBA Legend Kobe Bryant, and we take on raising the subject of raising daughters to be self confident. All that and more. Listen, rate... Subscribe.
In Episode 53 of The Dad Presents... We answer your parenting questions, explain the case of the masturbating six-year-olds, free our nipples and sniff out all the details about Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle. Also, is America ready for a gay President? If he’s a bottom? All that and more... Listen, Rate, Subscribe...
J. Matty is at it alone today, tackling controversial parenting questions like, "should porn be made illegal" - "is it okay for a Dad to masturbate his child?" - "should trans people be allowed to be parents?" - also, today, J. Matty tackles a relationship question about sex on the first date and tells you how The Bride bagged her man (hint: it involves pooping her pants) - Hope you enjoy the show, please follow on iTunes
2020 Presidential Candidate, Zoltan Istvan, brings his radical Transhumanism ideas to the Republican Party. Listen to Zoltan on The Dad Presents, if nothing else, he's going to open your mind to some exciting new possibilities, and you may find yourself so impressed that you end up casting a vote for him in a few months. Thank you for coming to The Dad Presents. Be Entertained!
Pop Star, actress, and red hot wonk-head political Goddess, Joy Villa, returns to the show to discuss life, Donald Trump, politics, abortion, and other hot button topics. As always, Joy is a lightening rod of hot takes, a fearless (yet reasonable) Trump supporter, and a woman who speaks her own truth. You're going to love her (or hate her). Check it out.
In Episode 49 of The Dad Presents... We answer your parenting questions. We bring you the story of Rapper T.I. and his daughter's vagina, The story of the sex doll with a detachable penis and The story of a Ukraine dwarf who may have come to America to kill her adoptive parents. We'll try to explain. Listen, Rate, Subscribe.
In Episode 48 of The Dad Presents... We answer your parenting questions. We talk about the "pussification" of Halloween. Plus, Facebook and Instagram don't want you to use symbols to describe your pee-pees and va-jay-jays. And, an all new "Trans" community revealed. All that and more... Listen, Rate, Subscribe.
In Episode 47 of The Dad Presents... We answer your parenting questions. Plus, if you're trying to quit your cocaine habit, should you just play Fortnight instead? And, hold on to your panties, we're talking trannies! All this and more... Listen, Rate and Subscribe.
