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The Dad Presents:

Summary: The Dad is here, talking parenting, life, social issues, and to give out all kinds of advice that you would probably be smart to ignore. The Dad tackles all of the important subjects Americans care about today: spanking, racism, the drug war, and whether or not wives should get the death penalty for nagging. What The Dad won’t tell you is that the entire podcast is just a ruse to keep you occupied and distracted as he lures you into joining his cult. Next thing you know, you’ve given The Dad all your money, you’re living in a log cabin in New Mexico, drinking potion and getting ready to blast off to Zarcon-22. Muwahahahahaha! Tune in today to The Dad Presents to be entertained and amazed. Please click “follow” The Bride’s famous cookies to anyone who makes it out alive! (No, not that kind of cookies, you perverts!)

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 #76, House Call With Dr. Ruben Brock on BlackLivesMatter | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:16:55

First, I apologize for the audio. It was messed up on my end. That said, Dr. Brock dropped so much knowledge that I decided to release it anyway. Check out Dr. Brock as he helps us all to get a better grasp on things right now in America. Fast forward the parts when Im talking. My points aren't very valuable and my words are garbled, maybe a blessing in disguise.

 #75: America on Fire, with Miss Rose Alhanti Ayala | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:51

Today, The Dad Presents addresses your parenting concerns as it relates to George Floyd, the protests, and the chaos that has engulfed America: - Should I take my child to a protest? - What should I tell my child about all of this? - Dealing with race issues with kids All that and more, and the beautiful Miss Rose is back in studio, minus 11 pounds, Looking sexy, and dropping dimes of Mom knowledge. Join us and send your parenting questions to @thedadpresents on Messenger

 #74, Us Versus Them, Volume 2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:50:31

It's time for Americans to unite on #TeamPeople against the government, the media, and the billionaires who divide us with identity politics, and then, while we are fighting with each other, they rob us blind. In volume 2 of Us Versus Them, we discuss: - the murder of George Floyd and police brutality - Prohibition - The Spanish Flu and how it relates to Coronavirus - The Emergency Banking Act and how its been used to steal from you - The Enemy Act and how the Bush's funded Nazis - The CIA bringing Nazis to America to run NASA - The Red Scare in Hollywood Please give it a listen and spread the word about unity and #TeamPeople

 #73: Americans, all charged up | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:03:41

In episode #73, married couples are at each other’s throats because of the lockdown and America is burning down because of police brutality. B and J. Matty answer your parenting questions: - How to help your kids tell stories that suck less - How to continue living in quarantine with a mate you’re about to divorce and/or kill - Fighting fair in marriage - Giving birth during quarantine Also, Matt and B discuss police brutality, as B is an expert in police affairs, and the boys discuss the NFL’s policy consideration for awarding draft picks to teams for hiring black coaches. All that and more. Enjoy.

 The Dad Presents: #72: Us Versus Them, Volume 1 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:56:37

US VERSUS THEM: Okay Guys, this is going to be a different kind of podcast than what you’re used to from The Dad Presents. I want to do this new podcast series because I feel It’s time for Americans to begin to heal and unite. America is divided more than I can ever recall in my lifetime, and we need to come together and recognize that we all mostly want the same things: we want health for ourselves and our family, we want to be able to put a roof over our heads and food on the table, and we want our children to grow up in a safe environment where they can grow and learn and have fun and thrive. You and I are on the same team. The elite: the politicians, the media, the billionaires- they are our common enemy and we need to start calling that out and uniting against them. Friends and families, have been torn apart in the past few years because they’ve been fooled by politicians into choosing sides along party lines of team Democrat or team Republican. Here’s the truth — if you make less than 100 million dollars per year, guess what, the government is not on your side. Not Obama, Not Trump, Not Clinton. Not Bush. Not any of them. The elite rich and powerful use their power and wealth to gain more power and wealth. The Republicans and Democrats differ only in rhetoric. And when it comes to voting on stealing your rights (like the patriot act), or stealing your money (like the bailouts), or going to wars that enrich them, team elite votes unanimously together. They’ve fooled you into choosing these teams. The United States Government will break your knees and then give you a crutch while they steal behind your back. They want us to team up, let’s team up. The team is Us and our enemy is them.

 #71 Larry Sharpe, future VP | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:09

Larry Sharpe, running to be the Vice Presidental nominee of the Libertarian Party, comes on The Dad Presents and presents a bold plan to getting America out of the mess our politicians have gotten us into. We discuss: Coronavirus, what should've been done and what should be done now. The "bail-outs" and how they will ultimately hurt America. The Federal Reserve and the weakening dollar. Foreign Policy and how we can actually end the wars. Larry Sharpe isn't just a third party protest vote. He's a man with a plan who isn't afraid to take bold action. Please check this one out. He's special.

 #70: Breaking COVID Quarantine w/ Miss Rose Alhanti Ayala | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:52:23

Miss Rose and B decide to break quarantine and they get together in studio without inviting J. Matty. It's like high school all over again. J. Matty doesn't get to be in the cool kids clique. Check in with the crew as they answer your parenting questions. What are the best things about the quarantine (hint: daytime sex), are woke politics dying? Are you down for $2K/month from the government. How to manage an overprotective Momma. All that and Miss Rose gets asked out by a listener. Is she down?

 #69: 69 and key parties w/Miss Rose Alhanti-Ayala | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:59:42

Episode 69 with the fabulous Miss Rose, the gang is at it discussing: - Families considering moving out of the big city - Tricking your wife into a key party during quarantine - Anxiety and Depression and how to cope - Home Schooling and parents who don't actually like their kids that much. Plus, is breast milk the cure? And does that make Miss Rose a healer? All that and more. Check us out!

 #68: Mandated to Quarantine with a Pubescent Teen w/ Miss Rose Alhanti-Ayala | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:56:34

Today, on The Dad Presents, the gang discusses: - What to do when your child suddenly hits puberty during quarantine, and you’re stuck in the house with a chronically masturbating psychopath - The gang weigh in on how they feel about the current state of the quarantine, obedience, versus exercising freedom of our own rights - How single people are coping, and what the fall out of dating might look like after the smoke clears All that, plus, win a date with Miss Rose! (Kidding?) Follow us, like and subscribe, and check in with us @thedadpresents on all social, and with Miss Rose on Instagram @MissRoseAyala

 #67: Dr. Rueben Brock on the psychological effects of quarantine and Covid | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:41:26

Dr. Rueben Brock, professor of psychology at California University of Pennsylvania, and host of House Call with Dr. Brock, chops it up with J. Matty about: - the effects of the quarantine our our children's ability to form relationships - how to cope - what this quarantine might do to how single people interact - managing fear and anxiety - what the expected overall fall-out, psychologically, may be All that and more with an incredibly smart and interesting doctor from the great state of Pennsylvania. Enjoy!

 #66: Quarantine Fatties, with the very not fat Miss Rose Alhanti-Ayala | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:56:18

Hey gang, this week the team discusses: - how much ipad is too much ipad during the quarantine - healthy ways to decompress - how to keep your wife and kids from getting too fat. - exercise tips for the whole fam - and how to win a date with the exotic, curvy, lovely, and lonely, Miss Rose Ayala. Listen and have some fun with the team. Please like, subscribe, download, thumbs up, up vote, review, and whatever the hell else you do out there on your social medias. find us @thedadpresents and send your parenting/relationship questions on Messenger

 #65: Home Schooling and Other Family Fun During COVID with Miss Rose Alhanti-Ayala | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:00:49

Check out episode #65: The whole team is back together for the first time in weeks. J. Matty gets choked up about the audience coming to the rescue of the Dad Presents for the second time in a month, this time generously saving The Bride from having to work, at a hospital, with no mask. Also, some big time celebrities, like Arnold Schwartzennegar (spelling?), Bill Cosby, The Tiger King, and Beavis and Butthead call in the show. What’s more- The team is present to discuss your parenting concerns: - What to teach your kids about COVID - How to not lose your mind during homeschooling - Filling the time Also, Miss Rose is back from her quest of killing zombies and she wants to cyber date you! All that and more. Check it out! Follow us on all social @thedadpresents and follow Miss Rose on Insta @missroseayala

 #64: G Love | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:47:35

Hey Guys, Check out G Love on The Dad Presents. He's got a brand new album, a cancelled tour, and a brand new baby. We're here with G Love bringing you quality parenting advice, talking music, and giving you pure entertainment. Enjoy the show, and afterwards, if you know what's good for you, you'll hit up G Love on instagram for one on one guitar lessons! Like and subscribe and follow us on all social @thedadpresents

 #63: Nathan Willett, Cold War Kids | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:02:54

Nathan Willett, singer of the Cold War Kids, is live in studio (actually, on the phone, ya know, coronavirus and all...) hanging out with J. Matty to talk parenting young kids, COVID-19, Los Angeles, how things like divorce and his conservative upbringing have influenced his music, and what it takes to keep a successful band together. If you love the Cold War Kids, you don't want to miss this one, and if you've not yet been exposed to them, now's the time, you will love them! The Dad Presents: Facebook: Www.facebook.com/thedadpresents Twitter: Www.twitter.com/thedadpresents Instagram: Www.instagram.com/thedadpresents iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dad-presents/id1438151440 And Miss Rose: Instagram: www.instagram.com/MissRoseAyala

 #62: Family Quarantine Fun. The Baby Bird? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:41:52

The boys podcast remotely and its clear they miss each other. Miss Rose skips the episode because she’s out in the streets fighting zombies. Check in with your favorite Dads as they discuss: - fun ideas to do with family on quarantine - why every man should give himself the baby bird during these trying times - whether or not deodorant is even necessary - who exactly is “quarantine worthy” - and how to stop your children from pooping with the door open All that and more. Please follow us on all social: The Dad Presents: Facebook: Www.facebook.com/thedadpresents Twitter: Www.twitter.com/thedadpresents Instagram: Www.instagram.com/thedadpresents iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dad-presents/id1438151440 And Miss Rose: Instagram: www.instagram.com/MissRoseAyala

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