Schnitt Talk

A quick rant about how boys 1) are so dumb about seemly obvious explanations for things ( ex. wine teeth) 2) have no idea how gross girls really are We’re talking all about late night texts. There’s nothing more awkward than and unanswered 3:00 booty call, whether you are the sender or the receiver (15:30). Next, we’ve all been jealous in before. But is your insecurity and jealousy in your relationship justified? (27:45) Procrastination is a life ruiner. Let’s rant (42:40) Balling On A Budget presented by Honey: this week we’re reading the best 5 responses for the “Worst First Date” Honey Pot and announcing the winner (51:45) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv 3AM by Halsey First Date by Blink 182 S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Summer will be here before you know it, so why not have a little chat about health and fitness now, to get us all in a healthy mindset now before the bikini panic sets in. Throw your scale away, this is all about your own confidence. Next, we chat about knowing how to defuse a fight with your significant other before it beings (19:15 )We have a long chat about keeping the spark alive in your long term relationship, and Alanna talks about her long term relationship (24:20) Song: Queen Of The Night by Hey Violet   

Starting with a very alarming break up voicemail, this week's episode we're talking break ups. How to be the breakee with class and respect. Next, FTB this week is all about what to get your new girlfriend/fling for the holidays (20:00)WTMSTW is about how to deal with having just a really shitty day (31:00)The Hinge sponsored segment this week is all about how to get back on the horse and start dating again after a break up (36:00) Songs:Like Me Better by LauvPotential Break Up Song by Alie and AJI'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller 

Following the premiere of this season of the Bachelor, we're taking inspo from Hannah B and Pilot Pete.  Trying to win your ex back once you've seen that they are peaking/ moved on to someone else.Next for FTB we're talking how to successfully DM a girl without getting rejected (29:00)Every seen someone on a dating app/ out there acting single that you KNOW is in a relationship? We're talking about it on this week's Hinge Segment. (59:00)Songs:Like Me Better by LauvDon't Start Now by Dua LipaS.L.U.T. by Bea Miller 

This week's episode we're talking shut about the nightmare sorority house rules we and the listeners had to deal with. Next, a solution to post grad going out blues. And lastly a new segment filled with prizes for you guys... what could be better

How to take a bitch down (respectfully) (+properly) (++politely even). Confronting your friends is hard, but necessary sometimes, let's talk about how to do it like a mature queen. FTB we're talking faking orgasm's and common sense orgasm etiquette that some men still haven't gotten the grasp of (20:56)WMTSTW we're talking about why it's important to start looking forward to 2020 and not back on 2019 (34:35)Hinge segment we're talking about knowing the difference between being ready to start dating, and  just wanting attention (48:06)Songs:Like Me Better by LauvLine Of Sight by ODESZAI'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Happy New Year everybody! This episode we're talking our worst NYE stories, what we're leaving behind in 2019, resolutions, and recap of our Hinge x Schnitt Talk NYE party.

Heartbreak is something that is commonly referenced on this show, but now deserves its own episode. After a quick rant about boob shapes and sticky boobs, we talk about the feeling of heartbreak and how to deal with & get over it in a health way. Next, we all know how bored we can get when its time to go home for the holidays. You might get tempted to open your Hinge app and see who you match with from your home town; but should you actually do it?Songs:Like Me Better by LauvMotion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller 

“May every women have the confidence of a mediocre white man” Our CEO Erika Nardini joined this week's episode to talk about tips for transitioning from a student to a working woman. Topics covered include getting confidence to speak in a large meeting, how to confidently share your ideas, forming relationships with your boss, rising up, and what to do if you hate your job.Next, a nice fnals week survival pep talk (19:50)

PDA, we all do it.  But when are you starting to make everyone around you cringe and want to die? We're talking PDA do's and don'ts. WMSTW were talking about picking your battles. Not every altercation is worth a fight, and not every friendship is worth fighting for (24:30). For The Everyone this week, we're talking about how to apologize. Lord knows guys have trouble with this one, but honestly everyone does (37:20). Our Hinge segment this week is all about knowing the difference between giving someone a chance and settling. One is a great thing, and the other,,, well not so much (49:45). Songs:Like Me Better by LauvI'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha Apologize by One RepublicS.L.U.T. by Bea Miller 

It's office holiday party szn, people; and you could walk away either being the life of the party, or the office pariah. We're spilling tea, and talking do's and don'ts for your office holiday party. Answering a listener DM: Why do guys always come back, right when you don't want them anymore? (26:30)Wait, this is weird but, is anyone else only attracted to guys that are just like their fathers....  Oedipus complex is real. (20:45) SongsCinema by Benny Benassi & Gary Go Like Me Better by Lauv

By popular demand, this week's episode is all about office relationships. Are you actually in love or do you just want to sleep with your office crush? Remember, this is your CAREER, not college.Next, for our Hinge segment, we're talking about knowing if you're going on a date with a hinge-whore, or someone whose in it for the right reasons (25:40).WMTSTW, let's talk depression (35:44).FTB this week is something that may seem small, but is actually HUGE when attracting girls (42:55). Songs:Like Me Better by LauvDirty Little Secret by All American RejectsI'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller 

This Snacc episode starts off with a DM about sober sex. Ever only hooked up with someone when you're both wasted, and then you're terrified to hook up with them sober? We've all taken a shot or two before going over someone's place. Next, another DM from a girl who claims she's just not sexually attracted to her boyfriend. Dealbreaker?

This Friday we're answering some DM's about showing affection/ PDA, drastic haircuts, loving yourself before someone else, and a rant about celebrity couples 

Thanksgiving Eve, our favorite/ most petty holiday of the year, is back and we're talking how to survive it. This year, specifically, if you should fuck your ex or not (1:50)WMTSTW is about how to navigate through all the stress inducing questions your family is about to hammer you with at the dinner table (19:00)Sponsored by Hinge, we're talking bringing home your new significant other home for the holidays to meet your family (27:10)Also, a DM about whether or not you should get into a relationship your senior year/ before graduation.  (36:45)Check out our Thanksgiving Eve episode from last year for more, E5 Thanksgiving Eve: A Social WarzoneSongs:Like Me Better by LauvI'm A Mess by Bebe Rexha Everybody Talks by Neon Trees S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller