Schnitt Talk

Haley Sacks aka Mrs Dow Jones joins this week's Snacc episode to finally provide us with some real financial guidance. Don't be scared of the stock market (or coronavirus)

This week we're giving you a spring break pep talk to not only survive but have the best time you possibly can. We're talking survival tips, do's don'ts, and what to do about that guy you've been sort of hooking up with that's also going This month's Honey giveaway package is announced! (44:00) Later, we're talking about making and maintaining friendships post grad (47:00) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv Lights Out (Too Drunk) by DJ Katch S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

This week's episode is about something that is very sensitive and hard to talk about, but also very important- body confidence. We talk candidly about our own expereinces and insecurities, and ways to try to feel better and ease your mind when you're not feeling like your best self. If you or a loved one needs help, you can reach the Eating Disorder Hotline at 844-228-2962. You can also text "hello" to 741741 for the crisis hotline.

After a weekend update about our 2000's themed shindig, this week's episode starts out with a Honey segment all about the best drug store skin care products (8:00). Are you being strung along by someone who will never commit? Well, this listener is dating the CEO of Stringing You Along (26:00) Feeling like you're being excluded sucks & friend groups are hard (40:30) FTB: why you and the boys aren’t pulling when you go out together (55:00). Like Me Better by Lauv The Less I Know by Tame Impala FU4E by Lost Kings S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Spring is almost sprung, so it's time to declutter and say goodbye to both items and people you don't need to hold on to anymore. You don't have to hoard anything, or be friends with anyone you don't need in your life. Question: Are we being birthday snobs?

Starting this week off with our Honey Ballin On A Budget segment talking about the best drugstore make up. Ever had feelings for a friend who was in a relationship? If you answered no you're a liar! We talk about the best way to make this work out in your favor (13:25) How soon is too soon when it comes to getting into a new relationship? (26:00) The most awkward moment imaginable: DTRing with a hookup (38:00) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv What I Like About You by Jonas Blue ft. Theresa Rex False Alarm by Matoma & Becky Hill S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

The Ick & The Spark are the two pillars of the dating world. Someone on Love Island coined the term "the ick" and we just need to discuss this. Quick shit talk sesh about Jake Paul, his insane tweet about how to handle anxiety, and youtube people. Have you never had a boyfriend or been in a serious relationship and feel weird about it? We discuss this listener DM

You guys know we're big time advocates of leaving your ex in the past on this show, but sometimes its justified. When is it okay, and when do you need to move on?(10:00) Next, we're talking about being okay with letting your friends do their own thing (28:00) When and how to end your hoe phase (36:00) Honey Pot "Worst Valentines Day Ever" winner revealed! (5:00) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv Rewind by Wingtip ft Sophie Strauss Once Upon a Time by Mariahlynn S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Happy Valentine's Day! We start the episode with a listener DM about recycling lingerie for a new partner. Is it okay? (3:00) Are you manipulative/ being manipulated by your partner? (17:30) It's okay to end things with someone you don't have a connection with/ see a future with. Just do it!!! (29:00)

Valentine's Day is coming up and we give you a much needed pep talk for both the super single (9:30) and the super married (22:20) A brand new Honey giveaway this week (19:40) WMTSTW is about letting go of doubt after you make what seems like big decisions in your life (34:40) FTB this week is extremely important. If you've ever asked something along the lines of "there's a girl in my class that I think is really pretty, how do I ask her out?" YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS SEGMENT (45:00)

Sorry, just need to go on a quick Bachelor rant... is Pilot Pete a total wienie? Are you being haunted? Someone has "ghosted" you, but just seems to keep popping back up in your life. Let's discuss We've all felt clingy, or been with someone who is clingy. What does this even mean, and how do you approach it? We play "perfect man... but", and read some of your absolutely crazy stories about shit you’ve done for the dick. 
 Hinge segment this week: is it weird to keep jumping in and out of the dating app world?

This is a PSA to stop doing crazy thing for the D/ people who don't care about you!! We've all done very regrettable things to try to make someone like us, and it must end, people! We share our most cringeworthy stories and talk about the idea of being brainwashed by lame guys whom we are programmed to think are awesome (10:45) More Bachelor inspiration (thank you Pilot Pete), stop being obsessed and distracted by drama in your life and embrace the boring. You don't need tea to be interesting (26:45). We're reading off a list of must use phrases for women in the workplace in 2020 (39:20). This week's Honey Balling On A Budget Segment, we're talking about a MUST buy product (that has a honey code, of course) that you need if you are a product junkie like us (47:45). Nate, our resident Taylor Swift expert, is back to discus the new Taylor Netflix documentary, Miss Americana (better known as Mrs. American) (55:45). Songs: I Like Me Better by Lauv Undrunk by FLETCHER Be Okay by Oh Honey S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Guys.... how tf do stocks work? Want to spice up the bedroom with toys/ lube/ etc., but are too nervous to ask your partner about it? Have you ever gotten offended by your partner asking you to "spice up things" in the bedroom? This segment about lube & sex toys is a must listen for everyone (31:00). Today we ask the question, are people truly bad texters or do they just not want to talk to you? (9:00) Playing perfect man, but..., and reading some of your extremely cringy DM's about your worst sexting fails (19:00) Songs: Sad Tonight by Chelsea Cutler Like Me Better by Lauv

Let's be honest, sometimes sexting can be extremely stressful And If you're not 100% in the mood, it can be awful. We discuss sexting and give some go to lines for when you just draw a blank. Also... thoughts on jerk off videos? FTB this week: is she overreacting or are you just a total dick? (34:50) Thoughts on manscaping, and a WILD crazy story of the week following last weeks episode Honey this week is about starting to have an adult kitchen and getting your cooking game strong. (58:00)

!!!Send this episode to your boyfriend that needs to learn how to better groom himself!!! This week's episode we are starting with a FTB about basic grooming and skin care that will go a LOONNG way (12:00). Adult Stuff of the week: lost packages We play a really fun game "perfect person, but" (36:00). Hinge segment is about how to deal with the "after" of just meeting someone and hitting it off, and learning to just go with it and not overthink it (43:40)