Schnitt Talk

In today's episode we answer 4 DM's from you guys about disliking someone who really wants to be friends, a boyfriend who seemingly isn't over his ex-girlfriend, plastic surgery, and being in the friend zone. Also, a honey segment on home essentials for your happiness. Promo codes: 1-800-FLOWERS: code ELLIE OMax O-Shot CBD Arousal Oil: code ELLIE for 20% off ((THIS IS THE AROUSAL OIL/ LUBE WE TALK ABOUT)

We discuss the classic fight between the best friend and the boyfriend, sex dreams, and which gender has meaner thoughts

Today's episode we're talking about shooting your shot when we get out of quarantine. All our social skills will be terrible, but you need to get laid!! (24:40) Honey giveaway winnnerrr!!! (5:00) Fake serotonin playlist: getting ready for a big night out. We had way to much fun recording this one... (14:00) A listener DM who has a real life "perfect man, but..." (42:00) Quarantine Recommendations: Outer Banks.... a lot to unpack with this one (51:00) Songs: Peace of Your Heart by Meduza Polariod by Jonas Blue Cinema by Benny Benassi Love on Me by Galantis Thunder Clouds by Diplo Make Me Yours by Borgeous & Zack Martino Promo Codes: Noom: code ELLIE Caliper CBD: code Ellie for 20% off

Today we have a disgusting This Guy Suck story and a crazy DM. Then we're talking being a rebound girl. If you own it, its the best relationship ever. If not... beware

Ever feel insecure about your SO's body count and who they've had sex with before you? Everyone has, but when are you justified and when are you just being a lil crazy. Next, we're talking about being in a toxic/ manipulative relationship. When should you pack your bags and leave, and when should you give them another chance? HONEY GIVEAWAY - this is a big one! Serotonin playlist additions: songs you fell in love to in a frat basement Promo Codes: *** THIS IS THE LUBE WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT** 20% off Omax Health O-Shot omaxhealth.com use code ELLIE Noom Fitness App noom.com/ellie

Hannah Berner joins the podcast to talk makeup, what's weird to order on dinner dates, and her experience on this season of Summer House

Since we're sitting in our houses staring at the wall, many of us are left thinking about our ex's and forgetting WHY they are an ex. Let's talk about moving on from them while we're stuck in quarantine (11:00) Honey segment this week we're talking the best self tanners on the market (24:30) FTB: why do guys not post pictures of their girlfriends on instagram? (37:00) Song's of the week for our new playlist to give you serotonin

A girls group chat is a sacred place filled with magic, laughter, and a lot of shit talking about men. Beware. A crazy quarantine edition of This Guys Sucks Finally doing the Taylor Swift best song challenge Promo Codes: Omax Health: code ELLIE for 20% site wide Felix Grey: felixgrey.com/ellie

Today we're talking a walk down memory lane with some of our most outrageous male guests. Todays episode will feature our interviews with our good friends Marty Mush, Mike Grinnell and Trevor Wallace in that order. Later, a honey segment about buying bathing suits online

We're throwing it back for a Women Crush Wednesday Throw Back Thursday on a Friday to bring you interviews from the past with Erika Nardini and nutritionist Jackie London to give you a refresher on girl power and health.

SURPRISE! You're in a long distance relationship now! Thanks to COVID-19 many of us have suddenly found ourselves in long distance relationships. Deep breath, don't panic. We talk about how to make it work, and whether it's worth your energy or not (12:30) Our Honey segment this week is about finding the best deals for the most important category of clothes right now... lounge clothes (27:00) Next, we talk about soulmates, and whether its a bunch of bullshit or if there's really some truth to it (35:00) Last, we answer a listener DM about brining the spark back to a relationship. Can you do it or is it a lost cause? (49:00) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv Oceans Away by Arizona S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Seriously, what else is there to do during quarantine? We're talking about porn, but specifically answering the DM's from girls about being jealous/ insecure about their boyfriends watching porn (5:30). A special male guest joins to share his input. (24:45) Next we're answering the question, are you being a bitch, or does he just not care? (30:00)

New segment: Quarantine Recommendations. This week we're talking about the absolute roller coaster of a docs-series, The Tiger King (5:30) In isolation, you might have started losing your patience with your roommate, family, boyfriend, WHOMEVER. You're not alone, let's talk about how not to commit a murder in quarantine (18:40) This week's Honey segment, we're skipping right over Spring because it simply just isnt happening this year, and diving straight into must have summer trends. Come out of quarantine FLY AF (38:15) Quick meditation moment to calm your quarantine anxiety (48:20) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv Our Own House by MisterWives If I Lose Myself by Alesso & One Republic S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller

Day 6 of quarantine! We're talking how to survive if you're single/ alone/ sexually frustrated during your quarantine, and ways to keep your sanity.

We're coming at you live from quarantine! This episode actually sounds like you're FaceTiming with us (kinda fun, but don't worry we're getting real mics) FTB: Do nice guys really finish last? We're talking about the weird idea by "nice guys" that girls never go for them (15:30) Worst Spring Break Story Honey Pot winner announced! (27:40) Ladies, why do we go for assholes? (37:00) Listener DM: what do I do if I think my friend is in love with me? (50:15) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv Blinding Lights by The Weeknd S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller