The Cooligans: A Comedic Soccer Podcast

The USMNT delivered a clear message to the rest of CONCACAF that Jurgen Klinsmann was not a good step-dad and Bruce Arena is our real dad. USA defeated Honduras 6-0 and now all is well and we no longer have to worry about America making the World Cup, right? Segment 1: USA v HON + MLS will tell you what to do with your international break! Break: Go to onthevolleyapparel.com for great soccer inspired gear. Use promo code "COOLIGANS" for 20% off and you will be helping support our show! Segment 2: Interview with stand-up comedian Christopher James of Podcaps Podcast **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

Bastian Schweinsteiger is coming to MLS! He will be joining the Chicago Fire and some people are saying this is a bad decision because he's too old and those people are right. Some people are also saying he won't help the team, and they would be wrong. It's going to be great for the Fire and the MLS to have Basti out there. Let's just hope he can keep up with David Accam during training. ATL v CHI, 4-0 - Josef Martinez is the best player in MLS, soft red card on Johan Kapelhoff COL v MIN, 2-2 - Minnesota gets a point! SEA v RBNY, 3-1 Joevin to Nico to Jordan, VAN v TFC, 0-2 - Brek Shea red for dissent, Victor Vazquez first goal for TFC POR v HOU, 4-2 - Two handballs from Beasley & Chara, Romell Quioto, Another Valeri header Brek Shea **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

Journalist Paul Tenorio (Chicago Fire Sideline Reporter, Four Four Two) joins us for today's show to discuss the new Chicago Fire that has been impressive in the beginning of the MLS Season. We also discuss exactly how awful is Minnesota United, because they have allowed 11 goals in 2 matches, so there might be cause for concern. Segment 1: NYCFC Home opener at Yankee Stadium + THE GREATEST MEME EVER! Segment 2: Paul Tenorio Interview (@PaulTenorio) fourfourtwo.com/us Segment 3: Cooligans Corner (PSG-esus Christ what happened?) **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

The MLS has returned to our lives and we welcome it back with open arms. We discuss all the big matches from the opening weekend. Two new expansion teams have joined the league and we're quickly shown what this league is all about. We get all riled up about the new season, all while trying to not get arrested. Segment 1: MLS is back and there's a lot to be excited about and a few things to be ashamed of. Break: Go to onthevolleyapparel.com for great soccer inspired gear. Use promo code "COOLIGANS" for 20% off and you will be helping support our show! Segment 2: Teams that were bad last year are good now and we are very confused. **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

Today on The Cooligans we celebrate the return of MLS with none other than the New England Revolution striker, Juan Agudelo. We discuss the upcoming season, USMNT Camp Cupcake, and how the MLS All-Star Game could use a little bit of personality. Segment 1: Def Cooligans Poetry featuring Mix Diskerud Segment 2: Juan Agudelo Interview Segment 3: Cooligans Corner JOIN OUR MLS FANTASY LEAGUE. FIND LINK AT SOCCERCOOLIGANS.COM $100 CASH AND PRIZES TO THE WINNER. FREE TO PLAY **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

Christian went to LA, and Alexis is dealing with his monthly flu, but we couldn't cancel this week's episode! Our studio is not safe to record, so Christian is calling in this week to talk about the soccer landscape in Los Angeles. Also, the MLS season is just 9 days away and we are itching with anticipation! JOIN OUR MLS FANTASY LEAGUE. FIND LINK AT SOCCERCOOLIGANS.COM $100 CASH AND PRIZES TO THE WINNER. FREE TO PLAY **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

On today's show we talk to Andy Winner of MLS Fantasy. He is our MLS Fantasy guru and he will be a part of the Cooligans Fantasy league. This initially sounded like a good idea, but then we realized he might just destroy us all. Regardless, there will be $100 and some awesome prizes on the line. JOIN NOW MY DUDE! Go to soccercooligans.com to join. Segment 1: Barcelona humiliated by PSG! Segment 2: Andy Winner lets us know what's new in MLS Fantasy for 2017 Segment 3: Cooligans Corner! JOIN OUR MLS FANTASY LEAGUE. FIND LINK AT SOCCERCOOLIGANS.COM $100 CASH AND PRIZES TO THE WINNER. FREE TO PLAY **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

The Cooligans believe in spreading positivity and joy so we did the obvious thing when we found a footballer's wedding registry on the internet, so we purchased him and his wife a fruit bowl. It's the least we could do! Segment 1: Let The Cooligans plan your wedding! Segment 2: MLS Fashion Week JOIN OUR MLS FANTASY LEAGUE. FIND LINK AT SOCCERCOOLIGANS.COM $100 CASH AND PRIZES TO THE WINNER. FREE TO PLAY **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

The MLS is growing and no one can stop it. The MLS just took its final bids for the remaining four spots. Now that the league is hot, every city wants an MLS team. These cities is thirsty for some American soccer, but it will be too little too late for 8 of the 12 bidders. Segment 1: Bruuuuuuuuuce Arena is back and not looking much like a BOSS. Segment 2: Your city may be getting a soccer team. Get used to it! **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

We have never pretended to be journalists in the world of soccer. We are stand-up comedians who love footy and want to talk about it all day and laugh forever. Are there funnier soccer podcasts out there? We don't think so! So enjoy another fun one y'all! Segment 1: Deuce has returned to practice for the Sounders and China is after our Italians! Segment 2: Arsene Wenger will push it real good. **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

Dax McCarty is leaving the New York Red Bulls and going to the Chicago Fire. The Red Bulls have parted ways with their captain for $400,000. This was a very surprising decision and all of the MLS was stunned. So were we! All the teams have more TAM and GAM and they are ballin outta control. Segment 1: MLS Draft Recap! Segment 2: Is Pep gonna be okay? **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

It's been announced that every country will be playing in the World Cup. Keep an eye on the team sheet in 2026 because you might be on the squad. Well, not exactly. The World Cup will be expanding to 48 teams. Everybody hates it. FIFA loves it for obviou$ reasons. We talk all about it. Segment 1: What's happening in the MLS offseason? Segment 2: YOU GET A WORLD CUP! YOU GET A WORLD CUP! WE ALL GET A WORLD CUP! **We have a new weekly series on Youtube called "FIFA The News" which you should watch on our channel youtube.com/soccercooligans. New episodes every Friday. @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

American soccer gets a bad rap. Very undeservedly so. American soccer does not have the 100 year foundation of passionate soccer fandom, so we have to work with what we have. The American game has to be built from within so we have anointed ourselves the disciples of American soccer. We will force in conversation about MLS and American soccer in our daily lives and we don't care how many friends we lose! We're on Patreon! If you like this podcast or any of the videos we make, please consider supporting by becoming a Patron. Patreon allows you to support our work by giving a small monthly donation. Patrons will have access to exclusive content and other rewards. You can give whatever you like and every little bit helps us continue making this show! Go to patreon.com/soccercooligans to join! @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

The Bob Bradley era in England has been short lived. He's been let go just 11 games after becoming the first American manager in the Premier League. Some people are saying Bob Bradley is to blame for Swansea's failures and those people would be wrong. Bobby B is a hero and he will be welcomed back with a parade in New Jersey! Segment 1: Reminiscing about The Cooligans in 2016, and MLS opening day schedules have been introduced! Break: On The Volley Apparel **USE PROMO CODE "COOLIGANS" FOR 30% OFF AT ONTHEVOLLEYAPPAREL.COM Segment 2: Say it ain't so Bobby B! We're on Patreon! If you like this podcast or any of the videos we make, please consider supporting by becoming a Patron. Patreon allows you to support our work by giving a small monthly donation. Patrons will have access to exclusive content and other rewards. You can give whatever you like and every little bit helps us continue making this show! Go to patreon.com/soccercooligans to join! @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans

The MLS is over and we are admittedly a bit sad. We reminisce about the season for a bit and then talk Premier League. Everton loses to Liverpool in a stoppage time heartbreaker deliver by Sadio Mané. Arsenal loses to Manchester City, but not before having a candle light vigil for Ilkay Gündoğan's knee. ONE BIG SEGMENT TODAY! We're on Patreon! If you like this podcast or any of the videos we make, please consider supporting by becoming a Patron. Patreon allows you to support our work by giving a small monthly donation. Patrons will have access to exclusive content and other rewards. You can give whatever you like and every little bit helps us continue making this show! Go to patreon.com/soccercooligans to join! @notalexis @chrispolanco @soccercooligans