The Cooligans: A Comedic Soccer Podcast show

The Cooligans: A Comedic Soccer Podcast

Summary: Soccer is exciting, but soccer talk is so boring...UNTIL NOW. Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco want to bring laughter to the beautiful game. Soccer is a growing sport in America and our goal (pun intended) is to show that American footy fans are not like any other in the world. Through the lens of stand-up comedy, The Cooligans deliver hilarious takes on American soccer that are refreshing and fun and make fans of MLS and US Soccer enjoy the league much more than they ever thought they could.

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Podcasts:

 016 - Je Suis Cooligans | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:19:28

The Cooligans discuss the attacks in Paris and the attempts to terrorize the world and the beautiful game. I: Paris Attacks on The Beautiful Game II: Pirlo Is Staying, Right? RIGHT?! III: MLS DP SNAFU

 015 - Vieira Is Here To Save The Day | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 59:16

NYCFC has a brand new coach. Arsenal legend Patrick Vieira has signed on to prevent this expensive roster from becoming a failed project for Manchester City. Segment I: Can Vieira Captain NYCFC To Invincibility? Segment II: EPL Update

 014 - Alexis Fired Kreis | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:16:43

Big news in MLS. Head coach of NYCFC has been fired. What will happen next for the star-studded and underachieving squad? Alexis & Christian talk about it! Segment I: Alexis' Tweet Got Kreis Fired Segment II: EPL Update

 013 - Banano Is Bee Bopping & Scatting All Over The Place | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 56:57

I. What If MLS Playoffs Weren't So Exciting? II. Capital One Cup Sucks & So Does Mourinho III. Footy Themed Halloween Costumes What would be your soccer themed Halloween costumes? Send us a message or tweet at us. 646-598-8721 @SoccerCooligans’

 012 - Wyatt Cenac Ruins Everything | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 59:24

Polanco has a new nemesis in Wyatt Cenac of The Daily Show. I. Wyatt Cenac Ruins Everything II. We Discuss NYCFC and EPL III. Cooligans Hotline Bling’

 011 - You're Not Crying, Are You? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:09:10

NYCFC has been eliminated from the playoffs but Alexis and Christian are reflecting on the season's ups and downs. Segment I: Mexico beat USMNT by cheating, right? RIGHT? Segment II: NYCFC out of the playoffs and Will is crying about it. Segment III: MLS Cup predictions

 010 - Every City Is The City Of Light | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:18:00

Segment I: NYCFC FIFA 16 event where Polanco became best friends with half of the NYCFC players. Segment II: EPL review. Who is a bigger dickhead, Mourinho or Mourinho? Segment III: FIFA bannings. Polanco defends Sepp Blatter while Alexis says he feels bad for him, because they're both idiots.’

 009 - Heartbreaker | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:13:30

Alexis and Christian talk about: I: the big NYCFC win against San Jose II: Premier League update and Christian finally decides his Premier League club. Will it be Arsenal and make Alexis happy, or will be pick one of the other clubs and ruin The Cooligans? III: NASL suing USSF because of their changes to D1 and how it'll effect MLS and Y U should GAF’

 008 - Sports Balls | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 47:06

The Cooligans are stuffed after having the Pirlo sandwich but have woken up from their naps to record a new podcast. Segment 1: Humiliating defeat for NYCFC against the LA Galaxy. Segment 2: Premiere League transfer gossip Segment 3: Polite hooligans

 007 - Burritopocalypse | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:11:19

The Cooligans are busy enjoying their week after a great win for NYCFC. Maybe our moods shouldn't be dependent on whether our football club wins or loses, but if we wanted to be reasonable people, we wouldn't love football. Segment 1: What EPL team will Christian support? Segment 2: Burritopocalypse Segment 3: We look at NYCFC playoff chances.

 006 - Let Us Welcome Sanchez & Benteke | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:11:24

Segment 1: The Premiere League is here and Arsenal will promise to disappoint Alexis (Guerreros). Segment 2: Let The Cooligans plan your funeral. Segment 3: MLS Playoff predictions

 005 - Please Don't Autograph My Jersey | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:10:36

Segment 1: The NYC comedy scene is supporting NYCFC. Segment 2: How can we fix the MLS All-Star Game? Segment 3: The MLS is peaking the interest of many European stars.

 004 - Practice Makes Pirlo | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:19:25

The Cooligans are on the road and record the podcast at an NYCFC practice in Purchase, NY, where we get to witness the Maestro himself in all his gloria. Segment 1: Driving to Practice Segment 2: NYCFC practice Segment 3: Driving home from a long day of practice.

 003 - We're Not The Beatles | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:15:30

Segment 1: Insane response on our first CooligansTV video Segment 2: Doug Esser is un-American and 10 ways to fix him Segment 3: Can we make racism funny or are we just Frimponning it up?

 002 - We're Not Hooligans, We're Cooligans | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:03:15

Segment 1: TFC-NYCFC Recap and Colombia's goal call music Segment 2: Broad point about the Canyon of Heroines Segment 3: We fix Orlando, FL by covering it with raspberry vinaigrette

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