The Cooligans: A Comedic Soccer Podcast

Segment I: MLS Ready For CCL? Break I: @vocalminorityCA podcast with TFC review Segment II: Arsenal Bottled It Break II: Sick Kirby Intro Segment III: Kirby's Corner Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

I: We discuss the ethics of purchasing a full soccer kit. II: FA Cup & Champions League drama. II: Fifa is about to elect a new dictator. Special thanks to Jamel Johnson @nonprofitcomic / @soccerniggas for providing our breaks today. Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

Title: Chinese Super Cooligans League 1: Arsenal's Cinderella season moves forward because of Welbeck's massive forehead. Break 1: Christian Polanco tries to get the Chinese Super League to buy The Cooligans II: Chinese Super League is buying everyone BREAK 2: Alexis Guerreros trys to get the Chinese Super League to buy The Cooligans III: Kirby's corner’ Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

I: Wearing a soccer jersey to a Super Bowl party Break I: We get a Premier League update from @SoccerNiggas II: Liverpool fan protest and How happy is Matt Miazga about Kurt Zouma's injury? Break II: Another soccer update from @SoccerNiggas III: Kirby's Corner! (News Flash Segment)

Pep City! It’s official! Manchester City has confirmed that in 2016 they will have a new manager and that will be Pep Guardiola! It is a bit strange since they still have a manager who is literally in the middle of a battle for the top of the Premier League. It is quite plausible that current manager Manuel Pellegrini could win the title and then be fired immediately. "Thank you for bringing our squad the highest accolade in our league, now get the F out!" I: Now Yous Can't Leave Break I: VWFC Review with @SoccerTalkVan II: NYCFC Beat The Soccer Powerhouse of FGCU Break II: FC Dallas Review with @3rdDegreeNet III: Kirby's Corner!!! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans

I: Alexis shows Christian red for bringing up Arsenal loss BREAK: Jose Mourinho reads his 6 page letter to Manchester United II: Qatar You Talkin Bout? BREAK: Jose finishes his letter III: Kirby's Corner: BEEF!!! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

The Cooligans are angry this week. Much more than usual. We are normally very chill dudes, but Everton has caused Christian to feel every range of emotion that he might be clinically bipolar by now. For Christian, this is his first season supporting a team in the Premier League, and he expected to have a fun time supporting a soccer team instead of what is currently happening, which is him being taken on an emotional journey more tumultuous than The Notebook. I: Christian rants about Everton BREAK 1: @RapidsRabbi gives us a Colorado Rapids update II: Alexis rants about Jordan Morris BREAK 2: Greg Orlandini @GFO1025 Philly Union update III: Kirby reads the news! Ramsey is killing everyone but Javier Mascherano is going to jail. Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

The Ballon D'or has been awarded to Lionel Messi again. It is the 5th time he's won the award and it is the first time The Cooligans have debated how the word "Gala" is pronounced. Lots of controversy has been surrounding the women's game after comments about how women's soccer should be marketed. Also, we introduce Kirby! Our assistant/intern/Cooligan Lackey In Training! I: Messi Wins & Carli Lloyd AINT YOUR PIN UP II: Spanking, Comedy & Soccer United III: Introducing Kirby News! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

It appears that no managerial job is safe when you work for Real Madrid. Rafa Benitez has been sacked by the club. Holding the position for only 7 months. The Cooligans have been around for 7 months as well. Can we last longer than Rafa? We hope so! I: Rafa Benitez replaced by Zizou II: Premier League Update / Complaining about Everton III: Should USMNT star Jordan Morris play in MLS or Europe? Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

I: Boxing Day, WTF is it? Break: RBNY season recap by Juan Escalante @Nerdwich II: MLS Transfer and LA Galaxy Fire Sale III: Premier League and La Liga Transfer Rumours Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

The Cooligans usually record their podcast on Tuesdays. Jose Mourinho was sacked on Wednesday so they didn't get to talk about it till 6 days after it happened. Here is their reaction. I: Mourinho Sacked And The Gaffer Round Robin II: Premier League Winners and Premier League Losers BREAK: Evan Davis with The Cooligans Womens Soccer Update III: Quick Run Down And Our NYCFC v Puerto Rico T-shirt giveaway

Leicester City has taken the Barclays Premier League by storm. They refuse to relinquish their position at the top of the table. The Cooligans are in awe every week as Riyad Mahrez and Jamie Vardy continue to light up the league. Alexis and Christian also discuss the new MLS Targeted Allocation Money (TAM)! Every MLS team has received a Christmas bonus, but what will they spend it on? I: Leicester City is the new Chelsea, and Chelsea is the new Leicester City Break: 30 seconds of Portland Timbers with @BackOfficeGavin II: MLS makes it rain TAM. Cap stay the same, just extra guap Break: 30 seconds of Columbus Crew SC with @TravisIrvineUSA III: Burnt Ends (aka quick segment of all the stuff we didn't get to)

The Cooligans break down the MLS Cup Final, Kei Kamara's hatred for Goalkeeper Steve Clark, and why Alexis knows so much about the tv show Run's House. I: Whose House? Cooligans House II: Put It In Couches So I can Understand III: Top Of The Wood Work League

The Cooligans are excited about the MLS Cup! There's also more fax machine scandals developing out of the Bernabéu. Christian is finally feeling the pain of being an Everton fan. Plus we discuss our favorite Sepp Blatter conspiracy theories. I: MLS Cup Final and Halftime Show Suggestions II: Teflon Blatter Out Here Snitching III: The Fax Is Jammed With Toffees Too Early

The Cooligans experience their first "El Clásico" as a unit and it does not disappoint. The only people disappointed were anyone who is a fan of Real Madrid. I: Los Clasicos (Alexis & Christian) II: Freaky Friday, Bateman Style III: MLS Playoffs Are So Metro?’