Dog House Empire

Ep. 139: June 20, 2016 On Today's Show: JV and Natasha funny trip to vet. Strange pet names. People crap just like their dogs. Anus rag donation. Natasha wants to laser her beaver. Does JV have right to protest the amount of beaver pelt Natasha lasers? Elvis mad at people licking fingers at restaurants. JV mad at Elvis over his toe fungus. Talking with Dennis O’Donnell about the Warrior’s loss. Natasha asks how Selena shaves her beaver. Survey on the downstair's hairdo. Drunk Guy calls tow truck place. NBA trying to give a message to women. Doris the slurring broadcaster. Car runs over Hell’s Angels. Toddler can dance but not poop on toilet. Elvis in a car wreck. Is Elvis really meditating? GOP losing sponsor money. Law maker wants to drug test the rich.

Ep. 138: June 16, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis went on a lunch date- oooh-la la! Professions we trust the least. JV's friend AWFUL scam. Best way for women to ‘get there’- can u say "back door"? Cutting a baby out of an injured deer. Selena imagining having sex with Elvis. Natasha got electrocuted. Another DJ ripping off Dog House’s original prank calls. Hilarious Opera man is back. JV feels Steve Jobs disrespected. Natasha explains her cycle.

Ep. 137: June 15, 2016 On Today's Show: Most disappointing thing ever. Bachelor parties are about to get boring. Natasha apologizes for her past. Natasha’s stripper ex boyfriend. Talking with dream expert Lauri about Natasha's lobster nightmares. Hilarious Sex questions with Nick Jonas. Homeless guy asks JV for a light. Elvis has a rat. Priest punches best man. JV happy about priests he saw on tv. Talking with Internet firestorm Roni Rose about photo with Steph Curry that pissed the world off. New trend we’re starting- Mashed Potato- junk to the face! Sound effects hell.

Ep. 136: June 14, 2016 On Today's Show: More on Elvis' leak guard. Elvis has tourettes. Elvis car trouble due to his frappachino style dui cup. JV's story about Natasha at traffic light. Natasha bends a lobster. Elvis stuck inside his phone. Flag day. Call to JV's sister. We're all eating horrible again. And more...

Ep. 135: June 13, 2016 On Today's Show: Taking babies to the movies. The Conjuring 2 review. Elvis has a wiener to lean on. Elvis strikes out again? Elvis stressing about striking out. Talking sports anchor Dennis O’donnell. Response to guy mad about Trump bashing. Donald Trump calls the show. Elvis’ new apartment caught on fire. Stinky dogs. Getting buried with your pets. Swat stand off. Man on horseback lasso suspect. JV cleans out his storage unit. JV offers Natasha his closet for 2 b.j.’s. Elvis has horrible taste. Will a dog protect your home if offered a steak? JV’s new scheme to save money. Elvis highly recommends OJ documentary.

Ep. 134: July 10, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha caught buying hot dogs. JV yelling at customer service department. Natasha has a beef with the listeners and still depressed. Elvis' toenail fell off. Now legal to stroke your snake and beat your kitty in Canada. Kmart & Dollar tree sexing. DH Guest Comedian Anjelah Johnson. And more..

Ep. 133: June 9, 2016 On Today's Show: JV & Natasha call neighbor about dog piss. Natasha dares thugs to car jack her. Show dine and dash? Listener on phone was Scientologist. Elvis’ neighbor is a chain smoker. 30% never floss teeth. Elvis car equipped with DUI lock. Natasha’s friend better kiss Elvis or else… Negative Natasha not really just depressed. Natasha encourages dogs to fight over her. Advice about picky neighbor kid. Reasons to date someone that’s not hot.

Ep. 132: June 8, 2016 On Today's Show: Glass in JV's Starbucks drink. Who’s your best friend? JV calls Natasha’s father ‘Dad’. People that check phone right after sex. Natasha disappointed in Elvis. JV’s crazy story that involves his neighbor and his junk. People in prison all have boyfriends. JV & Natasha scammed by delivery drivers. Elvis admits something important. Bernie Sanders calls the show. Who has the best Bernie Sanders impersonation? Butt crack bandit strikes again. Sex cruise. Do people really want to get to know the real Natasha or do they just want her J-O material? Do birthdays matter to you anymore?

Ep. 131: June 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Myspace hack. JV mad people always say who he looks like. Is Natasha required to fulfill a promise? JV’s super hairy shave session. Hottest way to have a threesome without the sex. Talking with author of ‘Truth About Trump’. Human organs harvested in pigs. Do testicles taste like bacon? Sex with an avocado. Couple has wedding reception at McDonald’s. Elvis got scammed. Microsoft has 3 billionaires and 12,000 millionaires in company. 42 minutes to go through the earth if there was a hole through it. Our show is so juvenile. Science explains why we love babies. Elvis’ ugly dogs. Elvis strike out counter. Lady got egged at Trump rally.

Ep. 130: June 6, 2016 On Today's Show: Botox cure for migraines. Studio stinks like a turd. Is Elvis' new girl a joke on him? Is Elvis' new girl nothing but a big prank by JV & Natasha? Other countries better than the U.S.? Talking with guy who eats nothing but Chipotle. JV & Natasha's death plans. Make a wish sex with JV. JV has pickled feet. Elvis loving everyone. Natasha's advice to lady with a salary gap. Natasha was licked. Too much water not good for you. The Poof Loofa. You haven't been showering properly.

Ep. 129: June 3, 2016 On Today's Show: JV & Natasha pull a super prank on Elvis. We call Elvis' new girl Jasmine again. Interview with comedian Heather McDonald, former head writer for Chelsea Handler. And more...

Ep. 128: June 2, 2016 On Today's Show: New drink at Starbucks people going nuts over. JV’s Saturday Starbucks animal feast. Calling Elvis’ new girl Jasmine. Carrot Top is rich. Elvis has a new roommate. JV admits something awful. JV’s dad says he has to kick his own ass. JV teaches lessons. Elvis had leak guards. Warrior talk. Rotisserie Chicken Day. U.S. economy is good.

Ep. 127: June 1, 2016 On Today's Show: Kim K takes 2 hours to get ready. Why can’t ladies be themselves. Amazing 13 year old opera singer. Show tries to imitate young teen. Guest billionaire Tillman Fertitta. Elvis’ new mouse friend. Guy sh*t on scanner. Domino Pizza bus. Things weddings guests hate. Why are bridesmaid’s dresses so hideous? Natasha upset with Elvis over his gameplay. IMYGirl Natasha’s advice - friend is mad over kids.

Ep. 126: May 31, 2016 On Today's Show: WHOA! Somebody got a bad hair-dye job! Jockeys told they can whip horses even more. Elvis car got hit. JV & Natasha’s mystery nail in the tire. Elvis white nipple hair. JV porn embarrassment. Horrible porn titles. WORLD’S WORST PSYCHIC on the show! Fast food robot pizza. Zika virus will not slow the Olympics. High percentage of beards have sh*t in them. Lady killed in hammock. Elvis carpet don’t match the drapes? Elvis yelled at for helping dog. Kim K’s sex tape still on demand. Psychic Gary Spivey put a hex on 2 people - they died. JV’s hairy crack wax and laser.

Ep. 125: May 27, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis’ quirky roommate. JV doesn’t want Elvis celebrating Warriors win after his negativity. Trump dating site. Long lines at TSA for what?! Elvis should join Trump dating site. Petition to stop people from moving to Colorado. 7 year old attacks robbers. Girl takes a dump in man’s driveway. And more…