Dog House Empire

Ep. 155: September 27, 2016 On Today's Show: Why is this fan of ours so miserable? Who is messier - guys or girls? JV’s decorating tips. The hunchback taking movie tickets. Elvis rips JV - makes him sad. Natasha plagiarizing quotes. The return of Hummer-Woman. Who was that moaning on the phone? JV thinks about getting out of radio. JV and Natasha’s pre-nup arrangement. Shout out to some Dog House fans! Trump doing cocaine at the debates. JV and Elvis tricking other radio stations. Elvis’ broken i-Phone. JV and Elvis fat sham each other. Elvis lured out of the studio with a cheese yo-yo.

Ep. 154: September 13, 2016 On Today's Show: JV leaves a co-worker to die. DH celebrates major milestone. DH plans a party. We chastise listeners. Elvis' character Museum Man is back. Syndication Update.

Ep. 153: September 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Update on syndication. Talk about old Dog House characters. Grampa V interviews a celebrity. Elvis writing people tickets on the street. Natasha upset with Elvis.

Ep. 152: August 17, 2016 On Today’s Show: Olympics fart pool. Olympics are not such a good thing. Horse trotting. Pope handing out pizza and vacations. Reading comments by listeners. And more..

Ep. 151: August 8, 2016 WARNING: This is an explicit non-radio podcast. Please keep this in mind if listening at work. On Today's Show: Info on what's going on with The Dog House! Natasha smells a lot of 'stuff'. Fifty Cent's 'hand-y' controversy. Someone tries to hit on Natasha behind JV's back. JV has ruined something for Elvis and Natasha.

Ep. 150: July 19, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha now wants to rap… is she the next True Fuschnick? Elvis wants a pedicure with his nasty ass toenails. Guy smokes brain juice to get high. Have you heard of the flesh eating drug krokodil? Will the world end July 29th? Is Trump the anti-Christ? Pokémon GO DUI’s. Popping pimples don’t work for Natasha. DAX from twitter is on Natasha’s ISH list for doubting her rap skills. Taking calls with psychic Gary Spivey. Dog House announces their next move!

Ep. 149: July 18, 2016 On Today's Show: Head out of the hole. JV had a bad 'accident'. Whole show falls off the health wagon. Natasha put it in her mouth all weekend and then spit it out. JV messes with person who has wrong number. Elvis went to Cabaret. Natasha upset about ANOTHER Star Trek movie. Natasha claims she has the nerve to lay under a train. Message to people approaching JV’s dogs. Puppies the size of your finger nail. Discussion about other animals. Oldest prostitute. Natasha explains the unpleasant odor. Fastest bunny on 5 Freeway. And more...

Ep. 148: July 14, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis’ eye bags. JV gives Elvis a compliment that turns out not to be a compliment. JV has a mattress that floats on the bay. Why do all women love the movie ‘Pretty Woman’? We all try to rap. Lip stick and deodorant. Guys who shave their underarm. Loneliest creature on earth. Life has given up on Elvis because KARMA is a bitch. List of things that you’re too old to do. Elvis goes off on a sex slave tangent. And more..

Ep. 147: July 13, 2016 On Today's Show: Did Natasha hit a writer?? Korean toilet paper gift. Dog House agent babble. Internapalooza takes over SF. Elvis feels bad for young bald men. Elvis saw his mother’s bush. Elvis rambles and JV and Natasha tune out. And more..

Ep. 146: July 12, 2016 On Today's Show: You do NOT want to piss off Natasha! JV and Natasha talk divorce. Elvis announces he’s leaving the Tinder app. DH Superguest Comedian Mike Epps. IMYAGirl advice: Listener asking if he should drop his best friend. Dog House going on yet another new diet that promises you will drop a pound a day. Popeye’s nephew’s names. Australia lost their minister. Pokemon talk. Folding piece of paper 42 times will take you to the moon. Hours before MLK assassination. United States older than Germany. A lot of Germans in North Dakota. Horses can’t breathe through their mouths. Talking with a guest who will cure your porn addiction. First time caller, long time listener, Graham. Elvis hates people that mispronounce these words. Talking with Siri. Starbucks giving everyone a 5% raise.

Ep. 145: July 11, 2016 On Today's Show: Sneaking a kid through airport security. Stealing a toilet seat cover at the airport gets DH in major trouble. Fruits and veggies boost emotional state. Fed our dogs Cheetos and they threw up on JV’s crotch. Natasha sleep walking to the fridge again. More UFC talk. How do you do afterparty with a busted up face? Funny story when JV’s brother sleeps over. Violent kid names on the rise. Wedding invitation sent to the Dog House. Matador gored to death. Bag of cocaine left on grocery scanner. Plate size spiders. Man..SHUT UP! No one’s better than Jamie Foxx. Is Zac Efron hot? Crying on demand. Elvis’ roommate leaves maggots in the fridge. Human like pets. Natasha wants to have her dogs at the table at restaurants like humans.

Ep. 143: July 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha tries something new for the first time in her life. Natasha always interrupting JV & Elvis. Would you want a sugar mama? Is this racist? Buttload is an actual measurement. Cows have best friends. Setting Elvis up with a sugar mama. How did JV & Elvis get together? John Jones caught doping again. Are bodybuilder’s athletes? Dismembered cheater. 30 people in a Walmart brawl. Guy fights right handed bear. Elvis’ roommate quirks.

Ep. 142: July 6, 2016 On Today's Show: 500 movies that JV & Natasha watched over vacation. This is the worst movie ever. JV tricks Elvis into seeing the world’s worst movie. Harry Potter’s harry ass. Chipotle Chiptopia and cocaine. Non-sense movie reviews. Elvis gives up being a Laker fan and is now a Warrior’s fan. JV reads tweets by DH fans. Natasha denies JV’s tongue at the movies. Funny story about JV the serial killer. Listener tells off person about smoking. Swee-heart JV, with no "t". Listener Raymon says JV is HELLA lucky. Our dog @dexterpom needs 5k IG followers. Is it rude to go #2 on a flight?

Ep. 141: June 22, 2016 On Today's Show: JV’s horrible nightmare of a crashing plane. Elvis and Natasha analyze JV's dream. Natasha’s dreams are all 'environmental'. Natasha screams in her sleep. Calling a baby an ‘it’. Average person has .14 grams of unwiped fecal matter on them at all times. Cheetos that look like something else. Lawyer hires hooker, realizes it's his son's girlfriend! Airlines offering customers to fly last class. Elvis hit up by very famous chick. Ripping on ugly babies. Fighting young kid mobs. Weirdos that drive ice cream trucks. Pedophile profile pics on Tinder. JV almost killed a listener. JV and Elvis admit they are really emotional.

Ep. 140: June 21, 2016 On Today's Show: Rather call people Idiot or Moron? JV annoyed by person blaring conversation through their radio. JV's mom sends a pissy text. Elvis dating JV's aunt? Elvis strikes out AGAIN. Sexual fears survey. Elvis Tourette's syndrome replay. Advice about boyfriend's road rage. JV & Natasha's trip to the beaver laser. Natasha's results on beaver style. JV & Doctor shave Natasha's beaver. Cats have accents. Revenge farts. 2 faced pig. Spanking bad employees. Flighting on flights. Cast of Cabaret Musical in studio.