Dog House Empire

Ep. 170: June 1, 2017 On Today's Show: JV busted wiping a booger on the console. 1 million to sleep with Natasha? Natasha contacted by a madame for world’s wealthiest men. The sad, sad paper weight. Trump supporter, Robert Lozano. Sean Spicer’s attempt to defend “covfefe”. Elvis continues his streak of bad luck. Elvis robbed! The new phone carrier called “Sprii”. Elvis blames some of his recent misery on JV. Elvis finds live animal under his bed. Natasha calls out the boys for being hypocrites. Elvis stood up his bumble date. Elvis reveals his new glasses. TV shows we’re watching. Dog House shout outs.

Ep. 169: May 25, 2017 On Today’s Show: Prank calls to landscapers. Either JV or Natasha is lying. JV’s worst fear comes true- trapped in an elevator. JV disrespects Natasha’s work out shirt. Stay away from pools this summer. Elvis’ update on the pocket-p*ss. This myth about lesbians is not true. The old Dog House lesbian parties. Elvis match from Bumble is a corn hole champ. Elvis update on colonoscopy appointment. Weird message about Natasha found on forum. Listener shouts.

Ep. 168: May 18, 2017 On Today’s Show: A girl welcomes JV to the doo-doo club. Graham’s many stunts. Elvis in the pencil d*ck club! Shout out to listeners. Call to JV’s mother- Natasha and JV call her out for hating their Mother’s Day gift. JV’s failed shower test. Elvis moving to the Tenderloin. Snatched was horrible! Crying Below Deck. Mushroom hunting. Elvis taking a new toy date home. Where all germs started. Have you heard of stealthing? Natasha DONE with JV - no more ‘gasms! Honoring Chris Cornell. Amazing documentary, We Are X.

Ep. 167: May 11, 2017 On Today's Show: Elvis prank call as Opera Man! Shout out to the true supporting listeners. JV’s amazing idea for Mother’s Day. The crack throw. The airport brawls. Guy climbs Mt. Everest with no experience. Elvis needs a favor. JV says Natasha can do sex scenes under one condition. Special guest, Dog House member for life, Hammerin’ Hank.

Ep. 166: May 4th, 2017 On Today’s Show: Elvis and Natasha have matching spider bites. Steven Colbert won’t apologize for Trump joke. Some hilarious Mike Tyson homophobia. Elvis prank call. Natasha’s first prank call ever. Bear sh*ts in the house. Natasha creeped out by a co-worker. Elvis’ hot Brazilian date. Natasha quit Instagram. Elvis quit dating apps. Update on Elvis’ softball league. Dog House goes back to New York!

Ep. 165: April 27, 2017 On Today’s Show: Elvis skipped out on JV’s sister’s birthday. Natasha’s penthouse forum talk while JV did the dishes. Natasha’s real estate indecent proposal. C*ck Slap! Elvis’s softball game update. The Rose Buds. ESPN layoffs. JV’s rant about weed-zealots. Natasha mad at a listener. Rebecca Black- infamous for the world’s worst song ‘Friday’.

Ep. 164: April 20, 2017 On Today’s Show: Sh*t burgers. Natasha makes a demand. Elvis reveals scary results (tests POSITIVE!). Is it possible JV has a son? JV’s sister brought weed cookies to work. Synthetic pee for weed test. JV got randomly drug tested at work. Hilarious stories. Warning… a really gross story about our friend’s Graham roommate. Dog House does a crazy spiritual experiment on Elvis’ lip. Elvis’ nasty roommate. Hanging out with Weed Delivery Company for 4-20!

Ep. 163: April 13, 2017 JV’s bathroom story. Guys washing hands in the wrong order. JV lists everything WRONG with Natasha. The secret revealed about satellite radio. The ONE good thing Natasha got out of her last relationship. Natasha lists everything bad about JV. Elvis refuses to watch movies with these 2 actors ever again. Social media superstar Anwar Jibawi.

Ep. 162: April 6, 2017 On Today's Show: Our puppy’s weiner hair. Elvis explains his haircut. Should Elvis date Mama June? Natasha’s bizarre questions about having man parts. Natasha once c-blocked Elvis’ hooker date. Phone guest Kat Stacks (infamous for sleeping with many rappers). Some DH fans are horn-dogs! JV worried the show is going too far. Elvis’ nasty roommate. Natasha’s napkin showdown. Natasha and Elvis major fight over softball league.

Ep. 161: March 30, 2017 On Today's Show: The movie Trainspotting. Has Natasha’s dad been listening to these nasty podcasts? Natasha’s guilty over-promising. JV’s birthday gift. People that forgot Natasha’s birthday. The cursing restaurant worker. Elvis has sad news about his brother. We have a new digital guy. Elvis tried to score on the former digital chick. Is ‘just the tip’ cheating? Elvis trying a new way to meet females (please don’t laugh). National Hot Tub Day. Have you heard of eproctophilia?

Ep. 160: March 23, 2017 On Today's Show: Elvis is not Natasha’s real friend. Natasha upset with Elvis over birthday. Coke n hoes. Still no hummer. JV embarrassing incident at MRI. Natasha complains about JV’s selective hearing. Reaction to tampons and pads. New study - butter is healthy. Foods you should never feed your dog. Tom Brady’s stolen jersey. Things we have stolen.

March 17, 2017 On Today's Show: Natasha upset about a movie goer. The new female super heroes. Natasha reneged on JV’s birthday present. A new pain in the ass. Elvis assaulted the station manager. Natasha refuses to ‘gulp’. Sex in the hotel room. Amazing rental car. Natasha wants a bidet. JV’s dad’s toilet technique. Sadly Elvis says good-bye to his best friend, his doggie, ‘Pepper’. This podcast is dedicated to Pepper.

March 9, 2017 On Today's Show: The Dog House gives opinions on what movies you should see, types of movies we like and things we hate about theaters. They talk about why germs will never leave the planet. Natasha confronts JV about some late night sex - she thinks he's lying. Elvis scored brownie points with an old lady. JV admits he’s the world’s worst husband.

February 15, 2017 On Today's Show: JV starts podcast with an outrageous claim. The stink in Elvis’ car. Why is it called a Pap Smear? Poor Natasha has to deal with dirty JV. Elvis’ Valentine’s date. A great Valentine’s Day pick up.

WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT Ep. 156: December 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis sex life and syndication update.