The Loregoyfs

This week the 'Goyfs talk about the importance of representation across the Multiverse, from the Gruulfriends, Chandra + Nissa, to Alesha, to the big-butted Kynaios and Tiro. In the second half the 'Goyfs (continue to) embarrass themselves by playing the dating game with a booster pack of Guilds of Ravnica. This episode is sponsored by Tempest Dijon Mustard. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

Join the 'Goyfs in a retelling of Clans and Legions by Nicky Drayden, or: Halo and Horns, a buddy cop drama between one up-and-coming minotaur and a down-on-her-luck angel. In the second part, the 'Goyfs admit which Magic cards scare them---which cardboard shuffles their nerves the wrong way--which foils causes their psyches to warp. This week's episode is sponsored by Legionnaire's Appliances. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

Thank you for your patience, patrons! Due to a Sinister Sabotage by wily Dimir agents, this week's episode was delayed. No, that's a lie. We Goyfs goofed. What we did do is discuss TESTING THE DARK WATERS by Nicky Drayden, and the waters be fine. Other than the fatbergs, that is. In part two, we share our thoughts about a certain comic book cover, and then for something completely different: the dating game played with GRN cards! Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

Nothing says true love like selective memory loss. Join the 'Goyfs this week in our reenactment of Nicky Drayden's Magic Story Under Cover of Fog. Our returning sponsor for this episode is House Dimir. We have nothing bad to say about that guild. Nope. Definitely not. Great people. Well dressed, too. Great coats. Put a few gold coins in Michelle’s Chalice: https://thechalice.causevox.com/michelle-rapp Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

No Magic Story this week. No justice in this world, but at least Vraska gets vengeance on Ravnica. Hang out with the ‘Goyfs and talk about GRN story cards, more flavor wins, and prerelease play. Shoutout to Michelle’s cats pushing everything over, and thank you to Yosh for editing out most of their ruckus. Put a few gold coins in Michelle’s Chalice: https://thechalice.causevox.com/michelle-rapp Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

The Goyfs slaver and foam with enthusiasm over their first flavor favorites from Guilds of Ravnica. Starting 28:50 hear about our new sponsor, a cloaked figure with three collars hanging out in Moon Market, who definitely looks trustworthy. Then the Goyfs talk about House Dimir and the various conspiracy theories surrounding this guild of simple librarians and couriers. Confirmation: Yes, each GRN pack contains a guildgate in place of its basic land. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

Hear about Vivien Reid putting on her black cloak and avenging the night, and by night we mean nature. And by nature we mean MONSTROSAUR! Rawwrrr! Legionnaires, the Boros Parade begins at 22:09 with this week's sponsor: Battalion in a Can. Become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs And give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs Errata: AE meant to refer to Garruk's Packleader. Garruk's Companion is another example of him forming a pack of his own.

In our best episode yet, the 'Goyfs reenact and discuss Unbowed: Part II by Cassandra Khaw. Then they put on their mizzium cerebral-accelerators to talk Izzet, touch electrodes, and invent pumpkin spice. This week's sponsor is Ral Zarek Hair & Scale Creme. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And, and, and now on Patreon! www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

The 'Goyfs reenact the Magic Story of Vivien Reed: Unbowed, Part 1, by Cassandra Khaw. Sometimes fangs and bee arrows don't mix, and the 'Goyfs share their concerns and excitement. Starting at 23:00, AE invites Justin and Bob to join the Selesnya Conclave. Once they hear the dryad's song there will be no escape from Mat'Selesnya's love. This episode is sponsored by Selesnya Prep. And Card Kingdom! Feed the 'Goyfs with our affiliate link: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And, and, and now on Patreon! (We forgot to announce it during the show, but lucky you for scrolling down and being one of the first to discover the link.) https://www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs

'Goyfs gab about Golgari gorgons and the Guildpact. Get it! This week's sponsor is from the Orzhov Syndicate. Don't be scared! Be funded by Vizkopa Bank. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs

You want it, we got it: all the talk about the final episode of the Chronicle of Bolas. This episode sponsored in part by Magic itself. Here's to another twenty-five years. Justin disappeared in a puff of rainbows but left this message in a bottle: "Loved how Ugin drew Yasova and her family to his grave to confront Bolas and save Tarkir." Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs

In this double-headed episode, the 'Goyfs gab about the Chronicle of Bolas: A Familiar Stranger and Perspectives. This week's advertiser: the Artful Bite featuring Vaevictis Azmadi. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs

The 'Goyfs gaggle about flavor wins from Commander 2018, not to be confused with Core Set 2019, which came back from the future. This week's sponsor: Arixmethes Cruises. Continuing sponsor: Card Kingdom. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs After the break, we throw Gideon and another iconic White Planeswalker, Elspeth, into a Cabal Pit to see who is best at feeling the worst about themselves. Plus, some Ajani---meow!

The 'Goyfs gab about the Chronicle of Bolas: Blood and Fire. After a sponsored ad by the Antiquities Roadshow, Michelle, AE, and Nick compare and contrast different shades of Black Planeswalkers, mostly Liliana and Ob Nixilis. Thanks to Nick Prince (@nicknprince)for joining the 'cast today. Justin will return for the next episode. Find the most flavorful lands, creatures, and spells at Card Kingdom, using our affiliate link: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs Credit to freesfx.co.uk for the crowd walla used in the ad.

The 'Goyfs gab about the new Magic Story Chronicles of Bolas: Whispers of Treachery. What is Ugin's current color identity anyway? 26:20: The 'Goyfs know it's not easy being Green, and they compare the Planeswalkers Garruk and Vivien. This episode is sponsored by Palladia Mors' Fishing Tours and Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs