The Loregoyfs

The Bloody Nightingale is a special D&D episode set on Ravnica, featuring: Braygar of Sunhome, a Boros warrior played by Bob. Threyel, a Golgari spore druid played by AE. Ovlan Rill, a Simic something-or-other played by Doug. Evie Scerator, a Rakdos bard played by Justin. & our devious dungeon mistress, Michelle. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

Content warning: This podcast may not be suitable to audiences of good taste. The 'Goyfs discuss the Azorius story by Nicky Drayden. This week's sponsor is Innovation Jam. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

Pteramander says trans rights! Grats to Autumn Burchett for winning the Mythic Championship. Since we recorded this episode before their historic victory, instead we are talking about Nicky Drayden's Orzhov story. This week's sponsor is Kaya Karate. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The Bloody Nightingale is a special D&D episode set on Ravnica, featuring: Braygar of Sunhome, a Boros warrior played by Bob. Threyel, a Golgari spore druid played by AE. Ovlan Rill, a Simic something-or-other played by Doug. Evie Scerator, a Rakdos bard played by Justin. & our devious dungeon mistress, Michelle. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

Break free of your incubation sac, saddle up your Hydroid Krasis, and listen to this week's Simic episode featuring the Magic story by Nicky Drayden. This week's sponsor is Simic Shore. Sigh. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The Loregoyfs delve into the complex and unsurprisingly scat-filled world of the Gruul for this week's story! They also return to the dating game to figure out what precisely a Catacomb Crocodile might do during a night out. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

Dance with the death clowns, laugh at the powerful, and scream the truths no one wants to hear. Join the 'Goyfs for this Rakdos week. We begin with Nicky Drayden's latest Magic Story: THE ILLUSIONS OF CHILD'S PLAY. After a few words from our sponsor, Spiffy's Aftershow Cleaning, we return to talk about the Cult proper. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

In this episode the 'Goyfs indenture their soul to the Orzhov Syndicate, bowing to majesty and promise of power. Teysa and Kaya get their due homage. In the second section, the 'Goyfs gloss over non-Gatewatch Planeswalkers. This episode is sponsored by Haunt Hunters. Who you gonna call? Haunt Hunters! Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

With grunts, smashing sounds, and slightly less crude noises, the 'Goyfs describe the need of the Gruul Clans to destroy Ravnica. In the second half, the Loregoyfs struggle to put into words their love for the Ravnica art book, and Michelle goes on a suspiciously long tangent about Dovin Baan and his sick pants. This episode sponsored by some Gruul drum circle or other. Who even knows. Just tear it all down! Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The Loregoyfs are ecstatic to premiere their Ravnica Allegiance spoiler card - Cavalcade of Calamity! Card Image: https://www.patreon.com/posts/23889827 Thanks to Wizards of the Coast for giving us this free preview card, and thank YOU for all of your support!

The 'Goyfs welcome Justin back. Listen in to find out how many times he can mispronounce characters from the Children of the Nameless. In the second segment, the 'Goyfs gush about new Ravnica Allegiance cards. This week's sponsor is the Great Rakdos Bake Show. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The 'Goyfs effervesce over the gift story Children of the Nameless by Brandon Sanderson. They begin raving and discussing the novella, with minimal spoilers from only the first third. In the second half the 'Goyfs reveal the premise of their upcoming D&D Ravnica game then talk about their experiences at GP Portland. Justin will return like Aragorn in the next episode. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The 'Goyfs interview Nicky Drayden, speculative fiction author and writer of the guild stories for Guilds of Ravnica and Ravnica Allegiance. She answers serious questions on writing craft, the inclusion of micro-aggression, and also whether she would prefer to fight fight 100 duck-sized Nicol Bolases or one Nicol-Bolas-sized duck. After the interview, the 'Goyfs reveal their podcasting plan for the episodes bridging the upcoming story desert with maximum flavor and fun. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The 'Goyfs sit round a big card table, tuck their extra playmats under their chins, and dig into an extra heaping of Selesnya story by Nicky Drayden. In part two, the Green goobers share all they're thankful for in Magic. This episode is sponsored by Smalley’s Wurmopedic. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.

The ‘Goyfs gab about the grisly glory of Death’s Precious Moments by Nicky Drayden and how it's really a Project Runway: Golgari. In the second segment, the ‘Goyfs give a how-to about becoming a lich. And, honestly, aren’t liches just misunderstood? Then they talk about the new flavor of the boxtoppers of UMA, which stands for Ultimate Masters and has nothing to do with Uma Thurman. NOTHING, YOU FOOLS! This episode is sponsored by Mushroom of the Month. Give the ‘Goyfs +1/+1 by using their affiliate link on Card Kingdom: www.CardKingdom.com/loregoyfs And become a ‘Goyf on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Loregoyfs Thank you, Yosh of Dangerous Audio, for editing.