El Sooper PODCAST!!

This week drunk Matt gives his tips to Millennials looking for a job and goes on an extended rant against Baby Boomers. We apologize to any Baby Boomers that might be offended. Hapax Legomenon was suspended for this podcast.

This week I go off on what a dumbass moron Sean Hannity is, and Matt explains why Luke Cage is NOT a thug, but a very good role model for young black men and an old drunken white guy from Louisiana. Also we talk about the NFL a lot. Wow you HAVE To listen!!!

This week I go off on what a dumbass moron Sean Hannity is, and Matt explains why Luke Cage is NOT a thug, but a very good role model for young black men and an old drunken white guy from Louisiana. Also we talk about the NFL a lot. Wow you HAVE To listen!!!

This week we talk about Ted Cruz caving to the TrumpBorg, and we read the worst Trump emails to the Right Scoop. And why the New Orleans Saints suck so bad. It's a really good podcast!! You should listen.

This week we talk about Ted Cruz caving to the TrumpBorg, and we read the worst Trump emails to the Right Scoop. And why the New Orleans Saints suck so bad. It's a really good podcast!! You should listen.

I don't know what happened but we're all drunk.

I don't know what happened but we're all drunk.

This week Jessica Heddings got sick because her kidneys are trying to claw their way out of her drunken wino body, so it's just me and Matt talking mostly about food and the new NFL season!!! Are the Buffalo Bills uniforms better than the Saints' uniforms?!?! OF COURSE THEY ARE HOW DARE YOU QUESTION IT!! Also, is Roger Johnson's presidential campaign over??!?! Probably since I can't even get his first name right!!!

This week Jessica Heddings got sick because her kidneys are trying to claw their way out of her drunken wino body, so it's just me and Matt talking mostly about food and the new NFL season!!! Are the Buffalo Bills uniforms better than the Saints' uniforms?!?! OF COURSE THEY ARE HOW DARE YOU QUESTION IT!! Also, is Roger Johnson's presidential campaign over??!?! Probably since I can't even get his first name right!!!

This Episode we talk about YouTube SCREWING over creators, racist coon-ass accusations, a coffee table book about suspension tweets, and a short Christian philosophy and theology break, a lot of booze, and Trump goes to MEJICO!! Also why Libertarians suck this cycle, alt-right globalism, marijuana and schizophrenia, how Trump sees "greatness," Matt tells us how to skin a roadkill possum, Mexican hipster posse-hunts, and why Aztec gods eat human palms!! WOW you have to listen right now!!!

This Episode we talk about YouTube SCREWING over creators, racist coon-ass accusations, a coffee table book about suspension tweets, and a short Christian philosophy and theology break, a lot of booze, and Trump goes to MEJICO!! Also why Libertarians suck this cycle, alt-right globalism, marijuana and schizophrenia, how Trump sees "greatness," Matt tells us how to skin a roadkill possum, Mexican hipster posse-hunts, and why Aztec gods eat human palms!! WOW you have to listen right now!!!

This SOoperPodcast has some expletives so take care to push your kids' ears very close to the speakers!! This week Matt does his East Indian, and el Sooper does the Aristotle reading of the day, we talk about Dan Bongino's expletive outburst, Matt does an amazing impression of a country redneck hipster, we talk about who Donald Trump plays G.I. Joes with. ANd finally, how the gubment destroyed the coonass Delta Force of New Orleans. JACKIE CHAN!!!

This SOoperPodcast has some expletives so take care to push your kids' ears very close to the speakers!! This week Matt does his East Indian, and el Sooper does the Aristotle reading of the day, we talk about Dan Bongino's expletive outburst, Matt does an amazing impression of a country redneck hipster, we talk about who Donald Trump plays G.I. Joes with. ANd finally, how the gubment destroyed the coonass Delta Force of New Orleans. JACKIE CHAN!!!

This week we discuss if Hillary has health problems, the implosion of Paul Nehlen, how much we love the establishment now that Trump has made everything stupid, a list of Trump supporters who have been humiliated by him, and other stuff. LIKE also, how the Buffalo Bills lead to Kim Kardashian, and also how the Buffalo Bills led to the destruction of the greatest Republic on Earth. We exhaustively explain how Trump humiliated Paul Nehlen and Hugh Hewitt. It's a hoot. WOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH!!!

Thank you sweet baby Jesus the day has finally come that el Trumpo is imploding!! What a glorious week!! We go through all the different ways that the Donald is losing it, and Trish Dawson has a "Steel Magnolias" audition, while Hapax Legomenon tries to be nice to el Sooper, and FAILS miserably. Also Matt regales of the time he met Scottie Nell "Corn is not Porn" Hughes, and how he is one of the top 100 Pokemon player in the world. Also el SooperMexy talks about how DMs go with this group of minions. It's awful. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN!!!