Summary: This week Jessica Heddings got sick because her kidneys are trying to claw their way out of her drunken wino body, so it's just me and Matt talking mostly about food and the new NFL season!!! Are the Buffalo Bills uniforms better than the Saints' uniforms?!?! OF COURSE THEY ARE HOW DARE YOU QUESTION IT!! Also, is Roger Johnson's presidential campaign over??!?! Probably since I can't even get his first name right!!!
