Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep

Fall asleep fast tonight to another hypnotic bedtime story to lull you to sleep. Flex and Electera try to determine who is this "Carbon Man" where he is from, what he wants and is he a treat to earth.   A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open photo credit: uubergeek via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman The real Elton John!  

How do you get to sleep? By listening to this bedtime tale of a spider who lived his life in a house with a post cyber monday refurbished TV that was always on. It is as dull as it sounds but the story has a moral that is even duller. Fall asleep to another Trending Twitter Tale based on what was trending in 7/10/14 at about 8:31pm PDT. Trending Tuesdays are where we make up a bedtime story based on what is trending on twitter. Older episodes can be found here The Tweets #EmmyNoms #bbcqt #BeforeLeBronDecides #BB16 Taco Bell #throwbackthursday Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Stah Lyiiiiiiing Cleveland The Links Daddy Long Legs Are Daddy Long Legs Poisonous?  Are Daddy Long Legs Spiders? Ethics of killing insects Syracuse, NY Bronx, NY East Los Angeles, CA Oakland, CA Alameda, CA Big Brother BBC Question Time Erudite Pat Riley's Hair Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Fall asleep to Game of Thrones? Never you say? Just wait as I probe"Oathkeeper" or as I mistakenly call it Oathbreaker, season 4/ episode 4, using progressive boredom to lull you off to dreamland. Game of Drones is a GoT podcast that's part bedtime story and part high school class you can't stay awake for. Don't watch "Game of Thrones", don't worry this will put you to sleep anyway. Tongiht I pitch the Kaleesi on the metric system, talk about thunder pots, ponder if Littlefinger would read Robert Greene, notice that Locke reminds me of Christopher Guest's Six Finger Man from "The Princess Bride". Then we hop into the Roose Bolton GoT fantasyfictionalternativehistorytimemachine powered by rue and flayed men where we spy on Tommen and Sir Pounce and then take a look at a musical based on Karl Tanner's life in Gin Alley. And I close out with my prayers to the Old Gods (some of them).  Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Links Roman Miles Benefits of the Metric System Other names for Chamber Pots Robert Greene Christopher Guest   Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Tonight we see our heroes in action! Presented in a way that will beat your insomnia faster than an ASMR haircut. You'll meet our heroes and get a taste of their powers as you fall asleep.  A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! The Links Omniscient Narrator Unreliable Narrator ("Whose credibility has been seriously compromised" - that would be me!) Stretch Armstrong Water Table Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  

Tonight your bedtime story will consist of me talking about ideas I never followed through with. And then people stole those ideas...maybe. How will this help you sleep? With another tale of progressive boredom.     Tonight's episode is based on what was trending on Twitter on Saturday July 3rd at 7:15pm PDT. Trending Tuesdays are where we make up a bedtime story based on what is trending on twitter. Older episodes can be found here The Tweets #4thofJuly #HobbyLobby #Undateable #bbcqt #BB16 Melo Tahoe Devin is HOH Buying Naked The Links A Time To Kill McConaissance - @NewYorker | @Huffpo True Detective Wolf of Wall Street Dallas Buyers Club Spudsfan There Will Be Blood Goonies Goonies Musical?   Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  

Can "Game of Thrones" help you fall asleep? Tonight it will, as I analyze "Breaker of Chains", season 4/ episode 3, using progressive boredom to lull you off to dreamland. Game of Drones is a GoT podcast that's part bedtime story and part high school class you can't stay awake for. Don't watch "Game of Thrones", don't worry this will put you to sleep anyway. "Breaker of Chains" is packed with great humor so hopefully you have it saved on your DVR or can watch again on HBO Go. Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter The Links- Snot Rockets (not covered) How often do people really thing about sex - @psychology today | @snopes.com Night's Watch Horn Blasts Byzantine Warning System Warning Systems Ezekiel 33 King James Version Four Minute Warning Funeral Etiquette (ended up skipping this in show) How Do Squatter's Rights Work via Mental Floss Squatting and the Law via uk.gov Fly Tipping Squatting Overview History of Lunar Calendar Lunar Calendar Red Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson Ian Malcolm as played by Jeff Goldblum Insights into the Personalities of Conspiracy Theorists by Caitlin Shure via Scientific American  Conspiracy Theorists Aren't Really Skeptics by William Saletan via Slate    Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

  A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! The Links Bushytailed Malarkey Latin Roots Super- above or over Trans- across Meta- above, among, beyond Funk and Wagnalls Strunk and White Mezzanine Toastmasters Transformers Age of Extinction 22 Jump Street The Fault In Our Stars Jersey Boys Dom DeLuise Peter DeLuise Holly Robinson-Pete Shailene Woodley The Fault in Our Stars by John Green "At the Movies" Criticism of Ben Lyons on show's reboot Nuclear Protocals Two Man Rule Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman photo credit: levork via photopin cc    

My neighbor, Ray Perkins, stops by to talk about his recent vacation. Fall asleep to a sweet upbeat old man talking about walking, women, imagination and walking.

Ready to have all the boring parts of Game of Thrones lull you to sleep? Tonight we discuss the wedding, Joff's mental issues, his ability to put a show together and a bunch of other stuff hand picked to let you get to sleep.

Where does a podcast that helps overcome insomnia come from? From a nutjob who loves reading books Levar Burton. This is the kind of interesting stuff that will help you sleep tonight. Finally a meet a greet where you get to know who is behind this podcast. Will you still listen after you find out? Links Reading Rainbow Kickstarter Levar Burton Scooter Libby Dear Abby Scooter Libby Found Guilty @Washington Post Dearest Scooter Blog I Wanna Dance from Dazed and Confused Syracuse, NY Rust Belt Mundy Branch Library Dr. Demento Weird Al Fish Heads Pencil Neck Geek Reading Rainbow Book Reviews Fluffernutter Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman    

Bernie the Butterfly stops by the studio to set the record straight. He has a ton of stuff he needs to get off his chest. Who knew that there was so much repressed rage against humans. Starting with Levar Burton and ending with our kids and cats. Don't worry Bernie tends to ramble on so though he is a nutjob he should still bore you off to sleep. Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: fotobaba? via photopin ccSleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Love "Game of Thrones"? Wish the show had some boring parts so you could fall asleep? Your wish has been granted. If you don't watch "Game of Thrones", don't worry, this will be the usual nonsense that bores you to sleep. Tonight we will cover the first episode of Season 4 "Two Swords". Get ready to be droned. Things we will cover Steel Valyrian Steel Steel for Swords Rains of Castamere Ancient Prosthetics Fools and Jesters List of Famous Jesters Shakespeare's Fools Carole King (not covered) she was recorded by 1000 artists! Elisabeth Kubler-Ross (not covered)   Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: fotobaba? via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  

 What would happen if Jeff Bezos sold Amazon and started a new Hell based company? Could the "Hell Problem" finally be solved? Or will some boring stuff happen that puts you to sleep? Enough with the question marks and let the bedtime story begin. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here. Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: fotobaba? via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  

A father's day story about a soccer great at the last World Cup you won't hear anywhere else. Why? Because it will put you to sleep. Underground boredom battles, Bosnia, Iraq, Jazz boredom fusion and more. Tonight's episode is based on what was trending on Twitter on Saturday June 15th at 5:25pm. #LoveDad Happy Father's Day #WorldCup Casey Kasem #Messi #Bosnia #ARGvsBIH #FathersDay Iraq Argentina   Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open   Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

A showdown in Hell where the future of the future hangs in the balance. Will you be awake for the climax? Doubtful as this bedtime story is from the podcast you sleep to. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here. Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: enigmabadger via photopin ccSleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman