Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep show

Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep

Summary: Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.

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  • Artist: Dearest Scooter, Feral Audio
  • Copyright: © Andrew Ackerman 2013-2015, Feral Audio

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 Janet Jackson and a Husband in Purgatory | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 43:58

Tonight Ms. Besos and Mother Nature talk Janet Jackson. James and RW catch up. This episode really drags. Good news is Lukie skins his knees. So you have that to look forward to. Then you can fall asleep. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 May the Fourth Be With You | "Tales of Twitter Trends on Tuesday" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 36:59

Tonight's story is based on what was trending on Twitter on Sunday May 4th, 2014 around 6pm PDT. Everyone's favorite Star Wars character finally returns to the podcast. Windy Marstrap. You don't remember him? Luke Skywalker's childhood best friend? You've heard of Jabba the Hut right? Well we have him and a Rancor and some wrestling. Somehow against all odds I will spin this into a horribly boring tale. The Tweets #StarWarsDay #MayThe4thBeWithYou #ExtremeRules #RHOAReunion May the 4th Game of Thrones Star Wars You Can't Wrestle Evolution Links Windy Marstrap's First Appearance His second podcast appearance Mos Eisley Windy Marstrap Dewback Wedge New Star Wars Show Money Laundering Star Wars Vultures Gladiators in Rome Star Wars Gambling   Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open   Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 A Dowry and a Singing Bride | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 42:53

Tonight we have one of those prelude to a wedding episodes like every single sitcom does. The only difference is that the fate of the world hangs in the balance. That and Lukie is a flower girl. Get ready to be totally bored! In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Tesla Motors Trite Bath and a half Herbicide Professional Kisser Crazy in Love Crazy Sexy Love Married in a Bathroom Earth Nature Wedding What a Man by EnVouge Manic Sudden Personality Changes Firewall Cold Feet Something Borrowed and Blue Technigues for Buying Time in Action Movie Cabana Blackwater Chum Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: *Julieanne* via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 Hellish Power Problems | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 39:00

Turns out there is a moron running things in Hell and on top of that he has an incredibly hard time getting to a point. It's as exciting as it sounds. Be ready to be bored to sleep.  In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open"Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!"photo credit: slackware via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 Lil' Cezar Comes To Dinnertown| "Trending Twitter Tales on Tuesdays" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 28:13

Tonight's story is based on what was trending on Twitter on Sunday April 27th just after 5pm PDT. Another writer pitches me on his reboot of an old children's cartoon that never made it to air. That's based on a corporate mascot. Sound boring? Just wait till you meet the mule. Prepare to be lulled to sleep. The Tweets WeeklyChrisNewVideo #clippers Steph Curry ProblemOutTonight #amwriting AT&T Park Brandon Hicks I CANT STOP wATCHING THIS OMG The Links Gummi Bears Pizza Pizza Heat Miser Bugermeister Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open   Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman This is a WeeklyChrisNewVideo and as heartfelt and positive it is....I still kinda like it!

 Executive Parking and Being A Man | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 47:16

Tonight a kiss so passionate it puts you to sleep. Finally we have a full on make out session. How do we make it boring? Tune in to find out...until you fall asleep. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Tesla Motors Can You Get Hooked on Diet Soda? Mind Control Groupthink Montessori School Hock a Loogie Perjorative Muckety Muck Replendent Judeo-Christian Things You Talk About on First Dates Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: slackware via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 Jerry Maguire in a Babuska | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 36:26

RW and Jiff Besos are on the run in Seattle. Where are they running and why are good questions that may or may not be answered. What I can promise is boredom, a man dressed as a woman and RW busting out movie quotes from 1996! Booya! In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Tone Loc Babuska Jerry Maguire Goodwill Stores Deer Hunter Coat Pantyhose Old Lady Shoes Cuba Gooding Jr. Oscar Speech Culture Shock Movies were Invented in Enrico Marconi Patty Melt Greasy Spoon Hostel Meditation Rainbow Warrior Bright's Disease Black Hat Big Bad Wolf Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman Trailer for Jerry Maguire...forgot how many iconic moments were in this film.

 Tuesday's Trending Twitter Tales! | The Bunny That Wanted to be a Mermaid | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 35:58

Tonight's story is based around what was trending on twitter on Sunday, April 19th at about 5pm PDT. Terry Richardson is a rabbit who has always dreamed of being a mermaid. This is the story of how against all odds (and by odds I mean science and facts and common sense) she became one. Kind of. The Tweets   Terry Richardson The Little Mermaid #RHOA #hehasrisen Happy Easter #Easter #wondercon #REMEMBERWHENOURFANDOM JKT48 Pake Kebaya Donk   The Links People Get Their Names in Different Ways How People Get Their Names Landed Gentry Jason Richardson 12 Angry Men Walt's Nine Old Men Bunnicula Cosplay What's a subreddit? Is there a Dr. Pepper? Elf Quest Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 Truth or Dare or Poetry | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 42:39

A fact finding mission reveals lots of feelings and a discussion about stuff. Then there's some poetry. Then a long story. But it all takes place in Hell. I think. Boring stuff to put you to sleep. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Geryon First Golden Rule Store The Golden Rule more in-depth Truth or Dare Death Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: photography.andreas via photopin ccphoto credit: minifig via photopin ccSleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman I didn't realize "Bill and Ted" planted this idea somewhere in my subconscious somewhere until doing the show-notes!

 Fact Finding Mission | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 32:04

Tonight a return to Hell with James and Hans Zimmer Gorbelli. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Glaicer Point King Richard Red Sky At Night Fact Finding Mission Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: photography.andreas via photopin ccSleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 New Feature | Trending Twitter Tuesday from Sunday | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 38:58

Tonight a new story based on what is trending on twitter. Be prepared to be bored, as this was a much bigger challenge than I ever expected. The Tweets Virgin Money London Marathon | #London Marathon The Masters Golf Tournament | #MastersSunday Aaron Carpenter | #VerifyAaronCarpenter is a social media star and part of the MAGCON tour Matthew Espinosa | #Matt1Mill is also a social media start and part of MAGCON tour Swansea City Association Football Club | Swansea trending for match against Chelsea, which they lost The Olivier Awards | #Oliviers (I mispronounced the word Oliver) Harrison Ford | Harrison Ford trending due to AMA on reddit Timothy Bradley | Bradley trending due to Bradley/Pacquiao boxing match but lots of other Bradley stuff on twitter ????| JCT Still OnFire trending without a lot of tweets??? Mystery. Links Spaghetti Straps Breast Cancer Awarness London Eye | Costs just under 30 pounds Dollars to Pounds Arduino Raspberry Pi Make Magazine Breaking The Magician's Code David Copperfield David Blaine Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 Desert Island Dick | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 52:36

RW and Besos on island talking music. That's it. Nothing interesting could possibly happen. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Desert Island Discs  Persons with occupation as "business" on Desert Island Discs "The Most Dangerous Game" @wikipedia | @archive.org | @imdb Kraftwerk Joy Division Exile on Main Street Greenpeace Irving Berlin on Biography Silvertone @searsarchives Pet Therapy on NPR Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: minifig via photopin ccSleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 Lions Led by Donkeys | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 44:51

A superlong episode packed with people, action and history. Cash, RW, Freddy, Ms. Besos, Jeffery, Mother Nature, Gorbelli and Forest Friends!   In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Trench Warfare The Great War | PBS Forest Friends Enemies of the Forest Demigod Attrition as verb is attrite Futility by Wilfred Owen "So it goes" and other Vonnegut quotes via AV Club "Great Profits During The Great War" via The Guardian Jeeze Louise Get them on the horn Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: enigmabadger via photopin ccSleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman "Costanza" or the original

 An Earful of Mother Nature | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 33:13

Mother Nature has just finished telling a long and boring tale and everyone is trying to make sense of it. What does she want? Hopefully we'll find out tonight! In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Sphere of Influence JCPenny's "Re-branding Way Off" via Business Insider in 2012 Allegory Mother Nature 7 Types of Stories -according to Adweek Adamantium "What the Luddites Really Fought Against" via Smithsonianmag.com Erotic on Thesaurus.com Understanding Sexual Fetishes on Kinseyconfidental.com  "High Culture vs Pop Culture for Engaging Students" via theguardian.com "The Secret Garden" Rumpelstiltskin Craftsman Tools Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

 Grouchy Garden Gnomes | "Get Besos!" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 34:31

A date with Ms. Besos quickly goes awry when RW has to join them for a trip to a lovely garden. In our weekly series- Richard Warren Sears and James Cash Penny are stuck in limbo with nothing to do, UNTIL, they decide to return to earth and "GET BESOS!" Older Episodes of Get Besos Can Be Found Here Links Butchart Gardens Garden Gnomes Behind the scenes on a renovation reality show via Apartment Therapy Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to a guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music "Drops of H20" J.Lang / CC BY 3.0 as podcast open "Longing for Tumbleweeds" by Admiral Bob / CC BY 3.0 as theme for "Get Besos!" photo credit: Bill Ward's Brickpile via photopin ccSleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman David the Gnome featuring the voice talents of Tom Bosley and Christopher Plummer

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