Sleep With Me | The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep

"There's a lotta good stuff about the swamp" or the lagoon...words of wisdom from a creature with eyes that were too round for my taste (Trending Tuesdays kicks off at 8:45ish). A terrible title, as is the case this week, does not always indicate a terrible story, just a story with a long drawn out beginning and then some bad metaphors are sprinkled in an attempt to come across as a storyteller. Alas you should be asleep for the parts with the pizza and the mating, but don't worry there is not mating with pizzas. Sleep well dear listener for this is a trip in the metaverse better left to those who can successfully lick the sky. This Trending Tale is based on what was hot on Twitter on 10/12 at 5:02 PM PDT 0:00 Open 06:55 ish Thank Yous 8:45 y Trending Tuesdays starts 23:20 or so "actual" story starts   The Tweets #Cowboys #TheWalkingDead Tony Romo #xfactor Seahawks Ebola #PineapplePizzaGate #DALvsSEA Thanksgiving St. Louis to Nash The Links The Creature from the Black Lagoon All songs referenced in this show like "Creature from the Black Lagoon" will be on our Spotify playlist or you can add the ones I missed! Messi episode Zombie football players?? Pac Man cartoon  Dagobah Kashyyyk Endor Sleestak Beaver Lake Nature Center "Hawkeye" was a mistaken reference to Hawkman, not the dude from MASH or The Avengers Aquaman Flash Gordon's hawk dude is "Prince Vultan" Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Scott Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

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Deep sleep will overtake you as I turn "Fight Club" into something more akin to bore club. Then I talk about boars. You may ask yourself is this a Game of Thrones podcast or a Pat Benetar/Bananarama fancast, if you can stay awake long enough. But that would be pointless, just like a long look a shorthand would be. And is. Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here 0:00 Open 5:09 Thank Yous 08:10 Episode Breakdown 20:40 Table of Contents 21:20 Fight Club 31:05 Ros 33:35 Term Lord 39:00 Horse With No Name 49:02 Boars 54:08 Shorthand 01:01:18 Beyond The Sea 01:08:17 Legend of Billie Jean 01:16:52 Ser Pounce and Tommen 01:26:46 Prayers Fight Club Quotes Fight Club Interpretations of Fight Club Ros @gameofthrones.wikia | @awoiaf Lord Horse With No Name | Lyrics What Does Horse With No Name Mean? Wild Pigs on Wanted List Wild Boar Alternative Handwriting Shorthand Beyond the Sea | Lyrics "La Mer" Lyrics Legend of Billie Jean | @rottentomatoes | @fastrewind Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott "Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman    

Our heroes face down a horrible humanitarian crisis with a decision making tool (story starts at 10:10). The interpersonal drama gets all anti-dramatic with the expected talking, with some additional discussions thrown in for dullness' sake. Buckle your sheet belt and get ready to be sent off to sleep. A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here 03:22 Thank You's 07:45 SuperDull Intro 10:10 Unreliable Narrator Starts the Story (Finally) Rolling on the river in now on Spotify playlist (Tina (with Ike) version) Find out about the "big" SASE offer here Pocono Food Truck Fest Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Podcast Art is by Our Hero Scott Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really photo credit: Karwik via photopin cc Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  

Tonight we take a journey to a place. An out of the way place (story somewhat starts at 5:15). A restful place. A strange place where monsters and villains go for a little R&R. There's no customers there tonight, but out at the edge of some universe there lies a story and after that story will be another story where answers lie somewhere between a sky of orange and taupe ice cream and a little place called Transylvania.

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Falling asleep on a golden crown or a golden pond is never a good idea, don't even think about sleeping on a golden crone. Tonight you'll sleep in your bed as we discuss the mundane things I relate to this episode like turnips, parsnips and rutabagas. And that's just one segment. Good night! Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here Table of Contents 00:00 Intro 05:06 Episode Breakdown 21:34 What we're gonna talk about 23:45 "On Golden Pond" 32:37 "Since You've Been Gone" 42:32 Braziers 47:40 Stallion Heart 52:21 Chunk's Confession 57:44 Lord Beric Dondarrion 01:02:25 Root Vegetables 01:09:43 "The Disappearing Blonde Gene" 01:16:36 Ser Pounce and a tale of Tommen 01:26:!7 Thanks Yous and Prayers The Links Trouble by Ray LaMontagne on Spotify Playlist "Sleep With Me" please add songs that I miss from the show to this playlist!!! Green Eyed Lady by Sugarloaf  on playlist Zingers "On Golden Pond" @Wikipedia | @rottentomatoes | @imdb Roger Ebert review of "On Golden Pond" 1982 Oscars Since U Been Gone Max Martin Dr. Luke Lyrics to "Since U Been Gone" Brazier @historyforkids.org | @wikipedia Survival Doctor on CO poisoning CDC CO FAQ Stallion Heart @gameofthrones.wikia.com Dosh Khaleen Quotes from "The Goonies" Samcooks on Root Veggies Parsnip Rutabaga Turnip  Beric Dondarrion @gameofthroneswikia | @awoiaf  Disappearing Blonde Gene Blonde Hair Genetics Question Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott "Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

A pile of trash in a cavern is where the action starts. From there it slows down a bit but there is some figure skating but with bugs. If that doesn't soothe you the middle is full of talking capped off with a philosophical type dilemma involving trying to grasp the impact of time travel. It won't disturb your outlook on life because you'll be sound asleep. There will be triple sow-cows and axles but only briefly. 04:40 Housekeeping 09:34 SuperDull intro 13:06 Story Starts   Bob Barker Richard Dawson Captian Kangaroo Defenestration Pocono Food Fest Figure skating terms A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need.They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Podcast Art is by Scott Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman    

A tale of the "Dark Vikings" thrown out of their country by someone like Erik the Red. A tale of a peaceful group of miners led by a man who goes by Dopey. When the two tales collide you would expect a collision, but tonight you will be more of an intersection that occurs after an incredibly long lead up. Sound like something you can sleep to? 

Insomnia cured with insights (start at 15:35) into body hair, blood fears, Ziggy Stardust, Chorus Line and more. All presented in a soothing sleep inducing manner and all related to our beloved Game of Thrones. Goodnight.

Our Superfriends need to make some quick decisions. (Story starts at 10:19) What is the best way to solve a super level problem? How about a deliberate system of questions and answers. Sound boring enough to put you to sleep? It is, but with just enough sexual tension to keep your brain at bay. Fivel Mez calls it a flowchart but it's actually a Decision Tree Magic/Novelty Eight Ball Fuddy Duddy you're the one that I want dudes links old school Table 00:00- 02:17 02:17 Housekeeping/Thank Yous 08:12 SuperDull Intro 10:19 Story Starts   Garry the angry hedegehog Daddy where do seals sleep??? A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Podcast Art is by Scott Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  

Ray Perkins returns with a tale of his trip to another Disney theme park. He helps with a juice spill, whistles on a bus, rides some rides and does a ton of walking. What could be more riveting? Almost anything. What could help you drift off to sleep? Ray can and will. This "Trending Twitter Tale" Is based on what was rising online on 9/21 at 1:13pm PDT. Find out about the "big" SASE offer here Table of Contents/Tweets Intro 02:00 Housekeeping 03:30 What is Trending 05:22 Ray Perkins on the Mic 07:21 Ray Starts Talking Disney 12:02 Megahan Good 16:32 #xfactor 17:28 DeSean Jackson 23:45 #DowntonAbbey 26:12 Leicester 28:38 #Lampard 32:11 Giants 43:00 Jason Peters, Trent Williams and Mel B Romper room   Len Testa Kill Bill Whistle magic band Tell You What I want Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me podcast art created by Scott Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Try and stay awake as we break down season 1, episode 4 of GoT. Or don't, its unlikely that you can endure a discussion of third eyes, red hair, rammed earth and more. Don't worry we'll get to Ser Pounce and the Gods too. But you should be asleep by then. Table of Contents Intro 04:45 Housekeeping note 05:34 Episode Breakdown 21:50 Table of Contents 22:39 Third Eye 29:23 Redheads 35:58 Cleaning Story 46:30 Rammed Earth Houses 53:31 The Tail of Ser Pounce and the Sea Lord 01:05:02 Fear of Water 01:08:59 What Makes an Orgy? 01:17:51 Prayers and THANK YOUS!!!!! Older "Game of Drones" episodes can be found here The Links http://personaltao.com/taoism-library/shamanic-teachings/about-visions/what-is-the-third-eye/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_eye http://www.wikihow.com/Open-Your-Third-Eye http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/emmakelly/redhead-facts_b_4781153.html http://www.motherearthnews.com/diy/rammed-earth-house-zmaz73sozraw.aspx#axzz3DivQBb5q http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammed_earth http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrophobia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquaphobia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalassophobia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wes_Craven http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/04/the-10-worst-wes-craven-movies/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000127/ http://www.answers.com/Q/How_many_people_makes_an_orgy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgy http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orgy http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Orgy https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080131124800AA5q1F2 http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dragon_skulls_(Targaryen) http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Dragons http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Aerys_II_Targaryen https://play.spotify.com/user/1294947960/playlist/7fEK2jvPnETHJxu8ZmapQW Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions" Sleep With Me Artwork by His Grace Scott "Game of Drones" Only Feed Cover Art by Ken Ackerman Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Our super team travels to the Nevada desert and stops and asks for directions. Riveting. First the debate stuff, then discuss. There are also insects and more instances of talking about things. This will lull you to sleep or at least numb your mind. I hope. A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute. This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber. "Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you. Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter photo credit: shashchatter via photopin cc Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman  

A bedtime story about a man who finds his way through music, a joyous, infectious tale. Where most music stories have a rise and a fall this one has a beginning, then a lull, then a rise, and a level bit of talking, then another rise, then a moment of contemplation, then a change of pace, a figurative rebirth and finally it ends with an anticlimactic revelation. No need to stay awake and good luck trying but if for some reason you can't fall asleep I really had fun with this story so I hope you do too.