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Happy Trail Mix

Summary: Every Sunday four bickering "friends" discuss current events, zany topics, and throw about their disturbing opinions. Hosted by the gay man Lockhrin, a bird named Obscur, a thot named Michaela, and a straighty named Alan. It's a disaster!

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 Interdimensional Pedophiles Get Club Penguin Shut Down (HTM #27) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:39:03

Now that Club Penguin's shutting down, I can't say minor swear words to get banned anymore. We also talk about how Lockhrin is still wrong about chocolate mint, but everyone agrees with him anyway.

 Deadass Save the Clowns (HTM#26) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:47:38

In this episode, we discuss polite carjackers, how juggalos are wrongfully proscuted, boardgames, mint flavoring, and play a game with Wikihow. Link for the strawpoll in which you can make one of the co-hosts gloat to the other over an opinion is below! http://www.strawpoll.me/12227190   Happy Trail Mix uploads a new episode every Sunday!   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix   Topic 1: Deadass get to school http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-carjackers--boy-10-20170124-story.html   Topic 2: Forget the women, bring on the clowns http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/insane-clown-posse-is-organising-a-juggalo-march-on-washington-a7547101.html   Topic 3: WikiHow Gayme   Topic 4: Monopoly Aneurysm   Topic 5: IS MINT A /REAL/ FLAVOR?

 Deadass Save the Clowns (HTM#26) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:47:38

In this episode, we discuss polite carjackers, how juggalos are wrongfully proscuted, boardgames, mint flavoring, and play a game with Wikihow. Link for the strawpoll in which you can make one of the co-hosts gloat to the other over an opinion is below! http://www.strawpoll.me/12227190   Happy Trail Mix uploads a new episode every Sunday!   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix   Topic 1: Deadass get to school http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-carjackers--boy-10-20170124-story.html   Topic 2: Forget the women, bring on the clowns http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/insane-clown-posse-is-organising-a-juggalo-march-on-washington-a7547101.html   Topic 3: WikiHow Gayme   Topic 4: Monopoly Aneurysm   Topic 5: IS MINT A /REAL/ FLAVOR?

 BALL DUST; DUST OF BALLS (HTM#25) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:44:34

Today, we are somehow more offensive as usual, as we discuss Dunkle Trunkle becoming Presidunkle, as well as ball dust. We also talk about how colleges are offering eSports degrees, which is both dumb and dumb. Happy Trail Mix uploads a new episode every Sunday!   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix   Topic 1: eSports In eSchools are eCool http://www.redbull.com/sg-en/7-schools-that-offer-esports-programmes   Topic 2: Phill Lewis Can Run in My Lobby Anyday https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phill_Lewis   Topic 3: Blacks Can Be Gay Too Proof: http://www.blackpeoplemeet.com/   Topic 4: Christian Mingle: The Movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Mingle Topic 5: YouTube Red? WORTH IT? (not clickbait)

 BALL DUST; DUST OF BALLS (HTM#25) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:44:34

Today, we are somehow more offensive as usual, as we discuss Dunkle Trunkle becoming Presidunkle, as well as ball dust. We also talk about how colleges are offering eSports degrees, which is both dumb and dumb. Happy Trail Mix uploads a new episode every Sunday!   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix   Topic 1: eSports In eSchools are eCool http://www.redbull.com/sg-en/7-schools-that-offer-esports-programmes   Topic 2: Phill Lewis Can Run in My Lobby Anyday https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phill_Lewis   Topic 3: Blacks Can Be Gay Too Proof: http://www.blackpeoplemeet.com/   Topic 4: Christian Mingle: The Movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Mingle Topic 5: YouTube Red? WORTH IT? (not clickbait)

 Cool Kids & Chicken Nuggets: How Girls Ruined Anime for $5 (HTM#24) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:39:37

We discover that gaming today costs too much, the importance of chicken nuggets, discuss some really cool kids, discover excellent services at excellent prices, and learn how girls destroyed anime. New episodes every Sunday!

 Cool Kids & Chicken Nuggets: How Girls Ruined Anime for $5 (HTM#24) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:39:37

We discover that gaming today costs too much, the importance of chicken nuggets, discuss some really cool kids, discover excellent services at excellent prices, and learn how girls destroyed anime. New episodes every Sunday!

 We Find A List of Vaguely Positive Recent Events and Are Elated (HTM#23) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:41:58

Lockhrin finds a list on 4Chan of positive events that happened last year, and why we should appreciate them.  Happy New Year from your friends made out of trail mix. New episode every Sunday!

 We Find A List of Vaguely Positive Recent Events and Are Elated (HTM#23) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:41:58

Lockhrin finds a list on 4Chan of positive events that happened last year, and why we should appreciate them.  Happy New Year from your friends made out of trail mix. New episode every Sunday!

 Furries, Feet, And Frickin’ Emojis (HTM#22) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:46:36

The Emoji Movie, and a plethora of other questionable animated movies are coming out in 2017, so why not preemptively judge them? Plus, Lockhrin discovers if he could be a furry, if he enjoys feet, and what kind of Despicable Me minion he is. FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix

 Furries, Feet, And Frickin’ Emojis (HTM#22) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:46:36

The Emoji Movie, and a plethora of other questionable animated movies are coming out in 2017, so why not preemptively judge them? Plus, Lockhrin discovers if he could be a furry, if he enjoys feet, and what kind of Despicable Me minion he is. FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix

 Barbie Schumer, The Game Awards, PLUS Spot a Taut Thot (HTM#21) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:47:21

Amy Schumer blesses us with a lipless Barbie, we discuss whatever the hell the Game Awards Are, and Dr. Seuss spots a taut thot, fear not. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

 Kanye Best and The Wacky World of Tommy Wiseau (HTM#20) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:39:30

Kanye West's odd recent behavior, the horrific cartoon Dorbeez (which has music from a Grammy award winning group), and Tommy Wiseau are discussed in today's delicious Happy Trail Mix!  Dorbeez: https://youtu.be/veVPWYNTj00 Tommy Wiseau's The Neighbor's Promo Art: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTQxODUxNDA5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTc3MzM3MjE@._V1_UY1200_CR69,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg  

 Anti-Trump Antics and the REAL Peter Pan ft. McAnal | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:43:41

Trump's win causing dunkass protests, the amazing and cute real Peter Pan, and The Monkey Story are evaluated. Also, we say less curse words than usual, but only marginally. Anal is brought up for way too long. Today's episode features Obscur, Lockhrin, and Micheala. New episode every Sunday! FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix http://tiny.cc/YouTubeHappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: http://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ Peter Pan Pixyland: www.pixyland.org/peterpan/  

 The All Hallowed Ass-tacular | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:35:58

Spooky mayhem engulfs are vocal chords as we are forced to discuss spooky topics. No Man's Sky being a mistake, the horde of Harley Quinns, and ghosty experiences are discussed. Today's episode stars Obscur, Lockhrin, and Alan. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

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