Happy Trail Mix

Michaela gets a golf cart stuck, I douse Alan in hand sanitizer, and the hit 2001 movie Y Tu Mamá Tambien is discussed and then destroyed. Also, we look at frog hentai. All this and more in this week's delicious Happy Trail Mix blend! New cronchy episode every week! Mega Man Cover art: http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/37/98/d3dccf401c36c0f9632c23c719eb80f6.jpg HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/

Hey you! Yeah you with the highlighter up your ass! You ready for hot and heavy discussion on all your favorite topics? This week on the Happy Trail Mix comedy podcast we talk about being pregnant at work, making yourself poop, blinding yourself and more! Brand new NSFW episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! This weeks wikiHow articles:http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Yourself-Poophttp://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Being-Pregnant-at-Work HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/

HEY NERD. Do you love science? Billy Nye The Sciency Guy? NASA? 9-year-olds? Well even if you HATE all of those things, you'll love today's special bag of science trail mix where we talk about all of this and more! New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Topic 1 Self-driving car? Or man dressed as car seat?http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Driver-Dressed-Like-a-Seat-Spotted-Inside-Driverless-Van-439041863.html Topic 2 The Nasa 9 Year Oldhttps://www.cnet.com/news/nasa-to-9-year-old-applicant-for-alien-protection-job-maybe/ Topic 3 The Happy Wikihow Game REDUX ft. Your Host Who Hits the High Notes, Obscur http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Potato-Clockhttp://www.wikihow.com/Take-Erotic-Photos-of-Yourselfhttp://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Realistic-Farting-Noisehttp://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Cryhttp://www.wikihow.com/Crush-a-Can-with-Air-Pressure Topic 4 Michaela and Obscur Blood Pact Update Topic 5 Total solar eclipse on the 21st https://www.greatamericaneclipse.com/ http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/mum-asks-for-facebook-group-to-reschedule-solar-eclipse-because-its-the-same-time-as-school/news-story/0c41a32c611619b6632f4bdb364b8b39 Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/    

Don't you hate it when you get married, and your wife immediatley pulls a gun on you? Have you ever gotten your chronic from a man named Weed? And Jake Paul is the Vine star that is more disgusting than we ever could be. New zany episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixHTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Topic 1 The Newlywed Gun Game: Wife pulls out a pistol from her dress and aims at hubbyhttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/bride-jailed-pulling-gun-dress-firing-husband-article-1.3377557 Topic 2 Man named Weed Trafficks Weedhttp://newsok.com/man-named-weed-accused-of-trafficking-weed/article/5558943 Shoutout Meddling Kids PodSteven and Juliehttps://twitter.com/MeddlingKidsPod Topic 3 What the Hell is a Jake Paul Michaela & Obscur blood update ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Extra:Robert Pattinson Won't Diddle a Doghttp://www.tmz.com/2017/08/05/robert-pattinson-masturbating-dog-joking/

A long-distance blood pact, bones are found in hot dogs, and Pokemon Go Fest was a disaster. How spooky! All this and more in this week's episode of Happy Trail Mix. On this show, the 4 hosts debate and use mean words towards each other as we discuss recent events and things nobody cares about! New episode every Sunday! Topic #1 Niantic Continues to Ruin Pokemon Gohttp://www.pokebeach.com/2017/07/pokemon-go-fest-a-complete-disaster http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2017/07/27/some-pokemon-go-fest-attendees-are-suing-niantic.aspx?utm_content=buffer4f2b2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer Topic #2 Order Your Hot Dogs BONELESShttps://consumerist.com/2017/07/17/7-million-pounds-of-hot-dogs-recalled-because-no-one-wants-to-eat-bone-shards/ Topic #3 Obscur subjected himself to the emoji movie; how is he alive Shout-outs The Mr. BS ShowNah Shidposting because I am gay lol Wow It's the 50th Episode!Also, Lockhrin was right, he first appeared on the 9th episode. Obscur and Michaela's Update - The Blood Pact Alan's Wizardry Update - The End? FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw  

We don't do anything this week, don't listen. We get into heated debates into topics that don't matter. If you've wanted to hear people be upset over The Emoji Movie and each other's existence, this is the podcast for you. Except its not. No one deserves this. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw

Nevada has too much fun and runs out of recreational marijuana. We explain that we have, in fact, touched alcohol. Obscur has Asian glow and dies. Lockhrin takes a political quiz and learns more about himself than he ever wanted.FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw

The boys successfully bring up 12year olds for an uncomfortable amount of time, and ensure that we are put on a government list. If you're 12, get ready for a wild ride. If you are any other age, you are banned from listening to this episode and most promptly leave the premises.  FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMixLISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE!iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMixPodbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw  

Man sauce and splooshy feminine lemonade are discussed in...in...god, i gagged writing that. New episode of this disaster of a podcast every Sunday! Thanks to Richard Penny for the music! He wrote the intro and the background music. https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/ FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/ The Are Ceilings Walls? Poll http://www.strawpoll.me/13283769

Why would Smash Mouth retweet an artist known for drawing lolis and Nazi imagery? Why did we invite yet another furry onto the show? Are you surprised by our lack of viewership like I am? A delicious helping of Happy Trail Mix is delivered every Sunday! Don't miss out!  Serious question! Are ceilings walls? Vote: http://www.strawpoll.me/13283769 Topic 1: Somebody Once Retweeted…An Anime Porn Nazi http://gizmodo.com/smash-mouth-retweeted-an-anime-porn-nazi-1796348092/amp Topic 2: [[she-bangs]] Us talking about us guy things ;) Like, poop, for example. Topic 3: Alan's Wizardry Update FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/

This week, we discuss where fidget spinners do not go, succ, play the Happy Wikihow Game, and set ourselves up for a miserable time with Obscur's shenanigans abroad.   Topic 1 - Fidget Slicing   http://www.pressunion.org/oklahoma-man-rushed-hospital-fidget-spinner-cock-ring-gets-stuck/   Topic 2 - That Good Succ   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vampire-couple-sucks-blood_us_593ac899e4b0b13f2c69daf4?section=us_weird-news   Topic 3 - Happy WikiHow Game with your Host who Carries Totes, Alan   Topic 4 - Obscur is a Big Gay Weeaboo Homosexual Loser Ass Bitch FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw  

The gang dives into the harvard meme controversy and the questionable ethics of human animal hybrids. Topic 1: Murr, Hello World: Animal/Human Hybrid Development http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetec... Topic 2: Spicy Expulsion Memes for Degenerate Teens http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/05/us/harv... https://thetab.com/us/2017/06/05/harv... Topic 3: The Cuck Among Us: Cuck, Origins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZtPh... Topic 4: Alan Wizardry Update FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/e/a...

All alone this week, Alan and Lockrin find themselves horribly, terribly lost. Topic 1 - Ghosting, the Real Male Privilege   Topic 2 - The Rolling Stones; How Roller Coasters Help Pass Kidney Stones   https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/09/for-kidney-health-roller-coaster-therapy/501278/?utm_source=fbb   Topic 3 - Mark Zuckerberg hires Filipinos to Moderate Facebook   https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/05/facebook-filipino-army/   Topic 4 - How anime of a time we think Obscur is having in Japan FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/e/a...

The Boys and Girl get down discussing Pussy Island, playing the Happy Guessing Game, and Alan didn't know Neon Genesis Evangelion was a meme. Loser. Topic 1 Pussy Island: Aoshima, the Japanese Island Filled With Damn Catshttps://www.theatlantic.com/photo/201... Topic 2 The Happy Guessing Game: What are Lockhrin's Favorite Things? Topic 3 The Emoji Movie Enters Our Throbbing Hearts Topic 4 Alan and Evan the Gay Lion FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/

Have you ever liked a picture of a gun on Instagram? Did you instantly get suspended from school? Well you should have. At least you'll have a new Instagram follower. New ep every Sunday! Topic 1 Locked, Liked and Loaded: The Tale of the Middle Schooler Who Liked a DANG Picture of a Gun http://www.fox19.com/story/35355907/middle-school-student-suspended-for-liking-photo-of-gun-on-instagram Topic 2 A Civil Discussion of How Insane It Is That Yu-Gi-Oh! The Anime exists, spawned sequels, is translated in so many languages, and sends our woes into the shadow realm Topic 3 OC Donut Steal: The New Sonic Game's Character Creator http://www.usgamer.net/articles/sonic-forces-lets-you-create-your-own-character-because-life-is-beautiful A Poem On Happy Trail Mix Topic 4 Didgeri-DON'T Anal Me http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/gay-porn-studio-fire-using-didgeridoo-dildo/ Topic 5 Alan Wizardry Update FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/