Happy Trail Mix

A book entirely made in MS Paint, Steven Seagal's Ban from the Ukraine, and Satanism are all casually discussed in this week's helping of Happy Trail Mix. New ep. every Sunday! Topic 1 MS Paint Michelangelo http://www.boredpanda.com/microsoft-paint-ebook-illustrations-camp-redblood-pat-hines/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook Topic 2 Putin's Playpal Ban from the Ukraine, How Ukrazy https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/may/05/ukraine-bans-steven-seagal-national-security-russian-citizenship?CMP=twt_gu Topic 3 Happy Wikihow Game ft. Your Host Who Sometimes Bloats, Obscur http://www.wikihow.com/Pretend-to-Be-a-Wizard http://www.wikihow.com/Annoy-Your-Siblings Topic 4 Alan's Wizarding Update FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/e/anal-abuse-ft-live-eels-htm-36/

We try to avoid swear words and fail as we discuss only the most relevant topics. Pepe's creator kills off the frog, a trapped toddler laughs at the face of his rescuers, and no cares what Lockhrin has to say. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Topic 1 Red Pill: Dr. Mario's Men's Rights Documentary http://ageofshitlords.com/red-pill-documentary-continues-sore-sales-thanks-feminists-trying-censor Topic 2 Toddler locks himself inside car, laughs as firefighters desperately try to free him http://www.khou.com/mb/features/toddler-locks-himself-inside-car-laughs-as-firefighters-desperately-try-to-free-him/436900197?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=590bffcb04d301651f791d03&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter Topic 3 Happy Wikihow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Scabs Groats, Locky-poo http://www.wikihow.com/Take-Care-of-a-Cockatiel http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Birds Topic 4 Pepe Literally Fucking Dies http://www.cbr.com/pepe-frog-creator-kills-white-supremacist-icon/ FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/e/anal-abuse-ft-live-eels-htm-36/

Bill Nye converts an anthropomorphic straight, vanilla ice cream cone to the gay side. A penguin, Grape-kun, gets a waifu. And a Jimmy John's employee has no reaction to a gun put to his face. All of this and more in this week's toxic, chunky, bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Rechargable Chip Bags http://www.avclub.com/article/doritos-selling-chips-guardians-galaxy-2-soundtrac-254308 https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/28/we-destroyed-a-collectible-doritos-mp3-player/#/ Topic 2 Bill Nye The Leftist Cuck/Bill Nye? More like Bill Bye http://observer.com/2017/04/why-4chan-isnt-buying-what-bill-nye-and-political-entertainers-are-selling/ Topic 3 Plenty of 2D Fish in the Sea-- Penguin Gets Waifu http://www.dorkly.com/post/83374/twitter-is-going-nuts-for-this-penguin-who-found-himself-a-waifu Topic 4 Can I Get A Gun With That? - Jimmy John's Employee Don't Give a Rat's Ass About A Gun Pointed At His Face http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-points-gun-head-totally-unfazed-jimmy-john-worker-article-1.3112640 Topic 5 Alan's Wizardry Update   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: https://happytrailmix.podbean.com/e/anal-abuse-ft-live-eels-htm-36/

Can eels fix constipation? How do bearded dragons mate? Why are these the topics we choose to discuss on Michaela's first official week on the show? Happy Trail Mix is now a 4-person effort, woohoo! New episode every Sunday, stay tuned if you hate yourself, but vaguely admire us. Topic 1 Abusive Daddy O' Five http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/daddyofive-prank-controversy Topic 2 Eely Effed Up http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Mix Oats Obscur + McAnalhttp://www.wikihow.com/Draw-Hatsune-Miku http://www.wikihow.com/Breed-Bearded-Dragons Topic 4 Alan Becomes a Wizard FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw

Are Neo-Nazis ruining the furry fandom? Are AI robots racist? The answer is yes to both. Come on and listen to this week's bag of Happy Trail Mix to disturbingly learn how and why! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1 Punch a Furry Nazi http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/does-the-furry-community-have-a-nazi-problem-w476466 Topic 2 Racist Robot Rampage http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4410606/Robots-learning-racist-new-research-found.html   Topic 3 The Happy Wikihow Game ft. Your Host That Gropes Throats, Lockhrin! Topic 4 The Living Scavenger Hunt: Shia Labeouf https://heatst.com/tech/shia-labeouf-is-in-a-cabin-in-rural-finland-and-still-getting-trolled/ http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/14/they-found-shia-again/   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix Podbean: http://happytrailmix.podbean.com/  

Beep, beep! This week's podcast is all about Snoop Dogg making golf cool, a truck driver taking acid and proudcing drool, and Lockhrin the host being a tool. All this and more in this week's seeping, juvenile bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!  Topic 1 Beep beep, I'm on acid http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/police-trucker-takes-lsd-meth-non-stop-trip-from-seattle-massachusetts/L0VHe4LxV0VVqrzdXIkPBI/ Topic 2 Gangsta Golfas, B http://www.reuters.com/article/us-golf-masters-snoop-idUSKBN1792DK Topic 3 The Happy WikiHow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Row Boats, Obscur and McAnal Topic 4 Mighty Morphin Bi-gendered Fish http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/22/7-gender-bending-animals/ Topic 5 10 Games With Better Animations Than Ass Effect: Androgyny   FOLLOW US! https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix LISTEN SOMEWHERE ELSE! iTunes: http://tiny.cc/iTunesHappyTrailMix YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlje1mTGngctWiz9154Ylw

Reality show contestants live in wilderness even though the show was cancelled, a minister snorts coke with male escorts, and we learn the anatomy of dog butts in this week's delicious, moist bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Cancelling your show...without telling your fabulous contestants? http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1236255-reality-show-contestants-return-year-wilderness-find-show-off-air-7-months Topic 2: Ninja Reveals his True Identity As a Murderous Power Ranger http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/former-power-ranger-pleads-guilty-to-killing-roommate-with-samurai-sword-w472617 Topic 3: Happy wikiHow Game with special guest, McAnus http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-Thong-Underwear http://www.wikihow.com/Express-a-Dog%27s-Anal-Gland Topic 4: Nipple-Chip Minister Snorts Cokes with Strapping Young God Fearing Christians http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/church-reverend-pictured-crisps-nipples-7547510 Topic 5: Obscur Watched The Amy Schumer Leather Special http://variety.com/2017/film/news/amy-schumer-barbie-1202015233/

YouTube gets worse, Monopoly changes its tokens for the first time, and Lockhrin's favorite thotty returns in this week's delicious bag of Happy Trail Mix. We upload a new episode every Sunday! POLL do we watch Amy Schumers comedy special for the glory of the podcast y/n http://www.strawpoll.me/12565183 GET A SHOUTOUT Tweet @ us and we'll say your handle and say any sentence you want Topic 1 YouTube's Age-Gating. Is YouTube going to be even more shit? Topic 2 Monopoly’s New Pieces and You: Plus Suggestions for Great Pieces from our Exalted Hosts https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/17/us/new-monopoly-pieces-tokens.html?_r=0 Topic 3 Happy wikiHow ft. Your Host Who Burns Toast, Obscur ALAN SHOUTOUT, new HTM member Topic 4 what remy thinks Lockhrin looks like based off his Twink of a voice Topic 5 POLL RESULTS IS SHIA YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Shia LaBeouf gets his flag stolen in a real life match of capture the flag, nobody watches game shows, and a woman calls a cancer patient a Nazi, all of this and more in today's delicious sack of Happy Trail Mix! Be sure to tune in for a new episode every Sunday! Is Shia your best friend poll? http://www.strawpoll.me/12518106 Topic 1 4Chan Ruins Shia LaBeouf's Life Using Astrology https://heatst.com/tech/he-will-not-divide-us-livestream-placed-in-middle-of-nowhere-but-4chan-still-found-way-to-troll-it/ Topic 2 Awards Shows We Actually Watch Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft. Your Host That Can Boast, Lockhrinhttp://www.wikihow.com/Exercise http://www.wikihow.com/Booty-Clap http://www.wikihow.com/Throw-an-Anime-Party Topic 4 Child Ruins Weatherman's Life Using Flatulence http://nypost.com/2017/03/09/kid-storms-live-weather-forecast-to-fart-on-meteorologist/ Topic 5 Women Aren’t Fucking Funny, Please Stop Trying http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2017/03/10/cancer-patient-kyle-coddington-criticizes-samantha-bee-apology/98998822/

A delicacy made of boy piss, wikiHow articles about piss, and magic spells involving piss are discussed as we shoot the shit. Happy Trail Mix provides a healthy serving of comedy and lunacy every Sunday. Tell your friends and your backup friends about us! WHAT SHOULD WE CALL OUR FANS POLL: http://www.strawpoll.me/12470462 Topic 1 Virgin Boy Eggs Exploring Buzzfeed 2012 https://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/virgin-boy-eggs-are-a-popular-urine-soaked-snac?utm_term=.hjD1maNaR#.vmeeEqXq7 Topic 2 Breath of the Wild, Ten Outta Ten (Allegedly) http://www.metacritic.com/game/switch/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild http://www.craveonline.com/entertainment/1225009-legend-zelda-breath-wilds-metascore-bombarded-negative-reviews-paid-reviews Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft. Your Host with the Most, Obscur http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-Kim-Kardashian http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addiction http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-Outside-as-a-Woman Topic 4 Hoodoo & You: The Magic of Bodily Fluids http://www.luckymojo.com/bodyfluids.html Topic 5 Flayrah: Oddly well-made furry reporting www.flayrah.com

People try to impeach trump via witchcraft, the LEGO Batman movie allegedly has gay undertones, and Pitchfork.com is discussed more than it should be. Topic 1: Lana Del Ray Uses Witchcraft To Impeach the Trumples http://pitchfork.com/news/71868-yes-lana-del-rey-is-promoting-an-anti-trump-witchcraft-ritual/?mbid=social_twitter&mbid=social_facebook Topic 2: Gay LEGOs (for Cool, Gay Kids! <3 ) http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/the-lego-batman-movie-gay-propaganda-bigots-a7595236.html Topic 3: wikiHow game: ft. your host, lockhrin-kun http://www.wikihow.com/Improve-the-Quality-of-Your-Voice http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Panic-Attacks Topic 4: Things We've bought from dollar stores and five below Topic 5:  Do you like reality tv? Poll results   Happy Trail Mix is a comedy podcast  that brings you a helping of BS every Sunday!

People try to impeach trump via witchcraft, the LEGO Batman movie allegedly has gay undertones, and Pitchfork.com is discussed more than it should be. Topic 1: Lana Del Ray Uses Witchcraft To Impeach the Trumples http://pitchfork.com/news/71868-yes-lana-del-rey-is-promoting-an-anti-trump-witchcraft-ritual/?mbid=social_twitter&mbid=social_facebook Topic 2: Gay LEGOs (for Cool, Gay Kids! <3 ) http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/the-lego-batman-movie-gay-propaganda-bigots-a7595236.html Topic 3: wikiHow game: ft. your host, lockhrin-kun http://www.wikihow.com/Improve-the-Quality-of-Your-Voice http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Panic-Attacks Topic 4: Things We've bought from dollar stores and five below Topic 5:  Do you like reality tv? Poll results   Happy Trail Mix is a comedy podcast  that brings you a helping of BS every Sunday!

How could two people talk about Pewdiepie, Nazism, and Reality TV within the span of 39 minutes? Find out in today's bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episodes every wednesday!   Topic 1 Donald Glover: The Real Slim Simba https://time.com/4675809/the-lion-king-donald-glover-james-earl-jones/?xid=time_socialflow_facebook   Topic 2 Pewdiepie Confirmed Nazi (Happy Wheels Ep. 99) http://www.vox.com/culture/2017/2/17/14613234/pewdiepie-nazi-satire-alt-right   Topic 3 Reality TV: Love or Hate or Both or Neither vote for your opinion on reality tv: http://www.strawpoll.me/12376824   Topic 4 Weird ass chips, lockhrin's dank ass choice of topic   Topic 5 Wikihow me-me

How could two people talk about Pewdiepie, Nazism, and Reality TV within the span of 39 minutes? Find out in today's bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episodes every wednesday!   Topic 1 Donald Glover: The Real Slim Simba https://time.com/4675809/the-lion-king-donald-glover-james-earl-jones/?xid=time_socialflow_facebook   Topic 2 Pewdiepie Confirmed Nazi (Happy Wheels Ep. 99) http://www.vox.com/culture/2017/2/17/14613234/pewdiepie-nazi-satire-alt-right   Topic 3 Reality TV: Love or Hate or Both or Neither vote for your opinion on reality tv: http://www.strawpoll.me/12376824   Topic 4 Weird ass chips, lockhrin's dank ass choice of topic   Topic 5 Wikihow me-me

Now that Club Penguin's shutting down, I can't say minor swear words to get banned anymore. We also talk about how Lockhrin is still wrong about chocolate mint, but everyone agrees with him anyway.