A Little Bit Racey - The Comedy Improv Panel Show

Paris Hilton is having a difficult time wondering what new outfit will blow the crowds away at her next catwalk appearance and fortunately, she has just heard of a mysterious new design by the elusive designer known only as; ‘Grandourre’. So she’s hired our crack team of comedy improv experts to steal the outfit from his high-security vault in the ‘Banque de Tous le Monde’ in Paris.

As British cultural icons, the Doctor Who and James Bond franchises have decided to host a joint reveal of their next stars and they are, Idris Elba and Idris Elba!?! The argument over who gets him is dissolving into a giant brawl, so our teams are heading off to help them break up the chaos. Hopefully arriving before Idris declines both offers and heads off to Hollywood to star in ‘Mandela 2: Long Walk to Vengeance’.

Legendary chat show host, Larry King, has called you, his trusted confidant and fluffer, for a favour: he wants his favourite pair of braces but can’t remember which of his 7 ex-wives he gave them to. So our teams are off to go to the annual Larry King Ex-Wife Convention in Hong-Kong to recover them. Best of luck.

It’s almost time for Glastonbury! The most anticipated live music event of the year. Everyone is excited, from internet forum writers passionately debating controversial line-up decisions to desperate festival-goers jockeying for position outside limited port-a-loos after consuming way too much yeast. But wait; festival legend Dolly Parton has only gone and left her blonde hair dye at home. Now, with the inevitable greys beginning to ruthlessly sprout, she is refusing to go on stage. The only hope is for our teams to get to Parton’s house in Pigeon Forge and retrieve and bring back her special DP hair dye...

With less than 365 days to go until the good people in parliament play musical chairs for keepsies, it all starts right here, on the official-unofficial 2015 UK ‘General Election Comedy Panel Gameshow’. But voter turnout has been steadily decreasing over the years to the point where the entire event is threatening to become a boring fiasco. The main culprit is the youth, disillusioned and uncommitted to their well-brought-up leaders. So our teams destination is Ibiza, where they must throw a massive cool and youthful nightclub event in order to raise awareness of the benefits of voting.

The world has changed greatly, but none of these enhancements to modern life can compare with the advent of the gourmet burger. A proper meal, beloved by various cities across the country with new restaurants opening up faster than you can say, “Medium-rare.” The problem is that some of the ingredients they use are genuinely scarce. For example, certain restaurants use dragon meat! How else can you explain the fire in their tasty burgers? Desperate to keep these perfect burgers on our tables, our teams are heading off to the find some dragons... and make mincemeat of them!

The excitement for the ‘World Cup’ is hotting up, as England boss Roy Hodgson, prepares to announce his final squad of players for the tournament next week. Except, with all the jockeying for places amongst the English contingent of the Premier League (all seven of them), the competition for a seat on the plane to Brazil is becoming rather more cynical, and brutal. So whilst on his way to the FA Press conference to announce his squad, Roy was abducted by one of the potential players, who heard a rumour he wasn’t to be selected and decided to take matters into his own hands. But who could it be? Articulate Wayne Rooney? DJ-loving Steven Gerrard? Monogamous John Terry? Whoever it was, our team are off to find the missing manager, wherever he may be.

It has found us. News helicopters and grainy phone footage capture brief glimpses of a giant reptilian beast, leveling its way through the streets of Tokyo. After looking at your Facebook profile and seeing “Kaiju Slaying” as one of your interests, the US military have called upon our team members to get to Tokyo, scale the massive beast and plant a tracer upon Godzilla’s head, thus allowing them to target their enormous nuclear payload safely.

The Large Hadron Collider in CERN, was shut down in 2013 to conduct a two-year maintenance project, and all that remains now is for a team of expert cleaners to give the entire 'particle accelerator' a good scrubbing. Unfortunately domestic cleaning products would have a negative effect on the special materials that comprise the machine. The only known safe cleaner of such surfaces is Mr Muscle Particle Collider. So today, our teams are off to the ‘Redmond Walmart Supercenter’ to pick up a crate or two. Will they make it?