Summary: The excitement for the ‘World Cup’ is hotting up, as England boss Roy Hodgson, prepares to announce his final squad of players for the tournament next week. Except, with all the jockeying for places amongst the English contingent of the Premier League (all seven of them), the competition for a seat on the plane to Brazil is becoming rather more cynical, and brutal. So whilst on his way to the FA Press conference to announce his squad, Roy was abducted by one of the potential players, who heard a rumour he wasn’t to be selected and decided to take matters into his own hands. But who could it be? Articulate Wayne Rooney? DJ-loving Steven Gerrard? Monogamous John Terry? Whoever it was, our team are off to find the missing manager, wherever he may be.
