Summary: The Large Hadron Collider in CERN, was shut down in 2013 to conduct a two-year maintenance project, and all that remains now is for a team of expert cleaners to give the entire 'particle accelerator' a good scrubbing. Unfortunately domestic cleaning products would have a negative effect on the special materials that comprise the machine. The only known safe cleaner of such surfaces is Mr Muscle Particle Collider. So today, our teams are off to the ‘Redmond Walmart Supercenter’ to pick up a crate or two. Will they make it?
