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Episode 032 - Better Call  . . .  Someone       After a strange phone call from Mike, Daniel decides to make the episode work regardless of his absence. So, this episode is a compilation of some memories. There are times when you have to try something . . . different, and Mike may have found something that tickled his fancy. Mouth Rape Yoga, or getting head while the giver sleeps. This, he did to his ex-wife, and Shaft can definitely relate. [From Episode 016 - Mouth Rape Yoga] Daniel accidentally fed habeñeros in the breakfast for some disabled clients in the group home he worked for; apparently winning him the award for "Hitler of the Year". [From Episode 019 - Big Piece of Dough With a Pussy] Mike goes into a rant about lazy homeless people mooching off the system . . . even though they pay Mike's salary. [From Episode 015 - Bums Pay My Salary] Some women have a vagina like worn out shoes. This not okay. Also, talk about dating sites, including a site that you can swipe right or left on naked pictures. [From Episode 022 - C U Next Tuesday] Meanwhile, in Mike's Single Life, monogamy is the watchword, and Mike is laying all the smooth moves and smooth words on the ears his suitor. A new bit is introduced - "Name Daniel's Sex Persona" after a brief discussion about how Daniel talks like a black man during sex. [From Episode 011 - Los Nazis] Check out clips of the show here:

TotTP Episode 031 - Deadpool or Nah...?       This week's episode starts off right with some technical difficulties and Cassie shares some worrisome "lack of period blood in her life" news. Mike talks about a recent hipster experience. Whilst listening to the slew of obscure band names flying off the tongues of drunken  toddlers, it hit him. Mike became uncomfortably aware of the fact that, when it comes to music appreciation, he does not fit into any specific genre. Cell phones, of the devil? Perhaps. The boys discuss their own struggles with dating and cellular devices and the stain it puts on relationships, both sexual and benign. Mike gets nerdy when the topic of the popular TV show Game of Thrones is brought up. Also, your favorite Mexican opens up about his ex wife's recent pregnancy and how she appears to be..."mimicking his relationship activities". Mike then goes on to confess that, while explaining an old-fashioned term to his son, he ended up calling said unborn one, a bastard. Daniel tells a little story about his "unhappily ever after" massage parlor day with Lauren. Including, a rather eager gentleman approaching him, being abruptly dismissed and then having a little, broken slave woman attend to his...uh...needs.  Sort of. Mike asks Daniel a loaded one, and receives a flowery response. He wants to know what kind of parent he is perceived as, because you see, Mike has a dilemma. Should he take his nine year old son to see the new superhero movie "Deadpool", or is it too risqué? Your hosts go on to chit chat about the MPAAs rating guidelines, followed by some irritated parent reviews of the "anti hero" film. Daniel tells Mike that he is just over thinking the whole situation. Episode Thirty One ends with some light conversation about the decision as old as time "over the fence or through the gate". Also Mike's verbage gets a bit sketchy when hes' talking to his son about...[insert masturbatory slang here].   Check out clips of the show here:

TotTP Episode 030 - Sorry, Not Sorry       This show is meant to take the messed up things in life and make them funny. Regardless of potential fluffy feelings, your favorite podcasters want to make it clear that they are going to continue on with their mission to support equality by offending everyone, equally. Daniel and Mike, while usually on the same brain wave, have a disagreement on air. Apparently that nice lady they discussed last week has a very loyal grip of spies. Long story short, Daniel shares about how he was inadvertently approached and criticized for his. . . . blatant disregardful for the emotions of said totally sane woman. After some thought, Daniel decides that it is best to own up to his hurtful words and expresses his remorse. Mike on the other hand, does not feel at all uncomfortable with the outcome of his story time moment. And as a consensus, they agree. They are not sorry. Rest assured, pure evil does indeed seep from their pores. Shitty half time show banter and Monster truck rally  disappointment are discussed and Daniel gives Mike a special gift. The boys talk about "single" life and Mike divulges how moving to a new place and his separation from his ex-wife have brought on some depression. On the plus side, Mike is also working on a side gig. . .  a "beercast" coming soon... Casseh is probed by the dudes and she shares about her life as a Nazi Princess/Mime. This episode simmers out with some light conversation about when it is appropriate to venture outdoors in one's underwear and how Mike is a full fledged browser tab slut. Check out clips of the show here:

TotTP Episode 029 - Psycho Batshit Whore       Deep in the depths of the super secret ISIS base, your favorite, fearless hosts bring you more stories of just how fucked up life is. If you were one of the two extra special loyal listeners who watched the show live, good on you. If not, rest assured, there are no hard feelings. Mike starts off the show by admitting he indulged in a little liquid courage due to a mild case of paranoia and the thought of someone "lurking over him". So maybe "fearless" was too strong...? Daniel wants to know if he is in the wrong for asking  his ex to repay a two-year old loan. When said ex responds to him with severe snarkisim, Daniel feels less shitty about the whole thing. Mike goes into his personal "money loaning policy" and assures Daniel that he is doing just fine and that he probably shouldn't loan out money to ex girlfriends. *Gasp* Vulnerable chicks and used car dealerships are compared and the consensus is that the key to both, is the ability to play on their insecurities. Mike and Daniel talk about where they fall on the caste system and get engulfed in a discussion about cultural differences. Most importantly, the great "Hotdog/Weiny" debate is covered and Mike concludes that he is culturally ambiguous. Remember that story the dudes teased last episode? apparently Mike slept with a married woman and things...didn't turn out exactly "stellar". Moral of the story is, alcohol plus psycho equals batshit whore. sadly Mike realizes that friendship is now deader than a doornail, takes a page from Daniel's book, and brushes that shit right off. Incest, the show's evolved purpose and shitty TV shows are gnawed on for a bit and Daniel shares a little about his Special Lady friend and da da da da da... Episode Twenty Nine ends on the topic of political extremes and how annoying the people who hold them so dear, are. Make sure you check out the YouTube video of the episode. https://youtu.be/HvLyNPynYww Check out clips of the show here:

TotTP Episode 028 - Smells Like Welfare       On this episode, the boys are joined by their friend, Cassie - real talkative this one. Right out of the gate, Daniel talks about about his shitty work party and his lack of motivation since hours have been cut. Though the gang were supposed to record the previous night, some plans came up and left Cassie with some pre-orgasm - or pre-coital - regret that left her and her intended partner thoroughly blueballed. Mike got some side work in the ghetto where after some racial profiling he left with not only a nice little pay increase, but a fresh perspective on the world around him. Daniel also got a fresh perspective experiencing a "double first": His first black girl and his first hooker. The experience was . . . Mediocre at best. Aside from the crying baby and the stinky, brown carpet; the girl was picky about her services. But hey, sixty bucks is sixty bucks, right? Is it racist to say that black people just make things funnier? We don't know and, quite frankly, we don't care. 'Cause it's true. Anywho, Mike buys some girl scout cookies out-of-season and wonders whether he can capitalize on the product. Who knows, it could be a sound business venture. While gallivanting around the "dark side" of the clear web recently, the crew ran into some dark YouTube videos. One of these (Which was, on a way lighter note than most of the ones they watched) videos was of a boy named "Kai the Hitchhiker". And, Kai is very interesting. Mike has been following his story and is anxious to see how the story unfolds. Get familiar with Kai, make him your spirit animal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEkwxSvPrvM After a long awaited email from a loyal listener, the question is raised "What does TotT have against paraplegics? As we're about to say "Not a damn thing, it becomes known that yet again Mike is stirrin' up trouble with the disabled community at his work. The culprit this time: Some uppity cripple with a complex. Mike has no problem puttin' this guy in his place. Be sure to check out the live show streaming on Saturday, January 30, at about 6:30 PSD.   Check out clips of the show here:

TotTP Episode 027 - Toolshed Dad       This week's episode features your two favorite hosts of all time. Which is a nice way of saying the guys didn't get a guest on the show. Daniel starts off with a story time moment. Once upon a time, there was a youngin' named Daniel. He and his buddies had a "special'" VHS they liked to call "The Chamber of Secrets", which was in fact, simply a porno. As the story proceeds, Daniel is left asking himself, "is that gay?". His "Cinnabon icing" goes flying...and well, you'll have to hear it to believe what happens. The guys discuss the age their innocence was swept away by the powerful tug of porn mags and Daniel proudly boasts "I was masturbating back in the three finger days.".  Both Daniel and Mike share other "sticky" stories and the general consensuses is that it's only gay when one of the guys gets an erection. Also, they discuss how dudes jerk off differently (less gnarled facial expressions) when they have an audience. Victoria chimes in with her two cents on the topic of "is that gay?" and is dismissed shortly after. Apparently she took the guys too seriously because no one has heard from her since. Mike confesses that he indeed tried to fuck her but she wouldn't put out. The boys agree that she was simply a phase and that she won't be missed. "She's like a PT Cruiser" The conversation takes a turn and the guys talk about lazy AF co-workers and shitty friends who forget to follow through with gift exchanges. Mike talks about his "first time" on the ice with his kids. Toolshed Fathers galore! Apparently, looking at your phone so much that you miss out on your kid falling over is not, "Father of the Year Award" material. Ending this week's episode, the guys tease an upcoming episode that will stream live on YouTube. Don't forget to tune in! (We'll have the date for that posted soon.)   Check out clips of the show here:

TotTP Episode 026 - Paranoic Despair       Back from the New Year and kicking it off right, Daniel, Mike, and Erik start right off with their talk of their New Years' festivities. Daniel's New Year's fun was a dual mixture of sheer sobriety and dabbling with drunkards. He discovered that being the only sober person playing a drinking game can not only get you funny looks, but also a bad tummy ache from copious amounts of orange soda. Erik did a literal house cleaning, taking care of some laundry and cleaning his room. How boring is that? Mike, on the other hand, had a fully-packed New Years' starting with shimmying a girl through his kitchen window, a pause for a vomit intermission, shooting off some guns; and ending with a penis pump that was later discovered to belong to Daniel at one point in time. https://youtu.be/xB9SyX_dhAE Dat Face, Doe!   Now, we rewind to a long time ago in a galaxy far far away . . . *crickets* Yeah, they talk about "Star Wars". All-in-all, the group decided it wasn't a complete turd, though Erik, the prequel lover's opinion doesn't count for much. Where the group felt it lacked in story and character, they felt it almost made up for in visual and audio elements. After the break, Mike tells about his experiences smoking the Devil's lettuce and being overcome with intense paranoia and existential crises. A feeling that Daniel knows he too would experience if he decided to again dabble in such shenanigans. In other news, Daniel has decided to take baby steps instead of resolutions - because, fuck labels. And, speaking of labels, him and his new "special lady" are going strong. He is amazed at how level-headed and  . . . Not crazy this one is. Though he's lost a third of his income, things aren't looking too bad for him. To end the show, Mike rants about change pockets and other atrocities, hopefully introducing a new bit to the show. Check out clips of the show here:  

TotTP Episode 025 - A Very ToTtler Christmas       Merry fuckin' Christmas to all the TotTlers out there. Right out of the gate, we kick it off with Erik "Shaft" Johnson and our returning guest Victoria Greyshaw; fresh from her mission trip to India. The game: White Elephant, the prizes: Victoria gets porno mags, Mike gets a nice - er -sex kit? Erik gets the Predator- a weapon of sorts straight from "The Men Who Stare at Goats   https://youtu.be/Sz8QC2Ng3Vs   - and a sad hobo clown with a fake violin. Finally, Daniel gets . . . "Toe Tunes"? Nope. He gets a stuffed dog and a Home Depot card which he later trades for the sad hobo clown - ahhhh, the free market.   #bwg_container1_16 { display: table; /*visibility: hidden;*/ } #bwg_container1_16 * { -moz-user-select: none; -khtml-user-select: none; -webkit-user-select: none; -ms-user-select: none; user-select: none; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_image_wrap_16 { background-color: #000000; width: 800px; height: 500px; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_image_16 { max-width: 800px; max-height: 410px; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_embed_16 { width: 800px; height: 410px; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 #bwg_slideshow_play_pause_16 { background: transparent url("http://www.toeonthetrigger.com/wp-content/plugins/photo-gallery/images/blank.gif") repeat scroll 0 0; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 #bwg_slideshow_play_pause-ico_16 { color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 60px; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 #bwg_slideshow_play_pause-ico_16:hover { color: #CCCCCC; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 #spider_slideshow_left_16, #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 #spider_slideshow_right_16 { background: transparent url("http://www.toeonthetrigger.com/wp-content/plugins/photo-gallery/images/blank.gif") repeat scroll 0 0; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 #spider_slideshow_left-ico_16, #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 #spider_slideshow_right-ico_16 { background-color: #000000; border-radius: 20px; border: 0px none #FFFFFF; box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px #000000; color: #FFFFFF; height: 40px; font-size: 20px; width: 40px; opacity: 1.00; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 #spider_slideshow_left-ico_16:hover, #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 #spider_slideshow_right-ico_16:hover { color: #CCCCCC; } #spider_slideshow_left-ico_16{ left: -9999px; } #spider_slideshow_right-ico_16{ left: -9999px; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_image_container_16 { top: 90px; width: 800px; height: 500px; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_container_16 { display: table; height: 90px; width: 800px; top: 0; } /* Filmstrip dimension */ #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_16 { left: 20px; width: 760px; /*z-index: 10106;*/ } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnails_16 { left: 0px; width: 1092px; height: 90px; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_thumbnail_16 { width: 180px; height: 90px; margin: 0 1px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-radius: 0; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_thumb_active_16 { border: 0px solid #FFFFFF; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_thumb_deactive_16 { opacity: 0.80; } #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .bwg_slideshow_filmstrip_left_16, #bwg_container1_16 #bwg_container2_16 .

TotTPEpisode 024 - Triple Booking Pussy       The boys reconvene. Alone this time, with no pussy to cloud their judgment. No real catastrophes to report except, you know, Mike's near death experience at work where the pain from Tuko knocks him literally on his ass with his dick in hand. What was his pain level? Well, we don't quite know. What is a 10? Who decides 1-10? Well, it must be subjective. So, tell us, Mike: What was your most painful experience. "Well," says Mike "Probably getting beat in the knee with my own workboot." Hmmmm . . . Well, that's . . . odd. On a happier, yet more confusing note, our boys try to piece together the complicated world of modern dating. Did you know there are, according to datereport.com, 9 different types of "pre-exclusive" relationships? Well, fuck, that makes classification a little harder. It also complicates the shit out of Daniel's neuroticism with his new . . . date? Oh yeah, did we mention, Daniel is "dating" someone? Yeah, something about "Lying Lauren" has Daniel all kinds of confused, but he's powering through the best he can. This new development couldn't have come at a worse time, 'cause Daniel has a "friend" flying in for the holidays, and he's worried about how his holiday fuckfest will pan out with his head in the pussy clouds about his new love interest. But, enough about that complicated, let's simplify: Mike's single life. Synopsis: It's raining pussy in this bitch! The simple solution: Soak in the rain. Mike's solution: Make a calendar and triple book chicks. Great thinkin' boys, you've really done it now. Finally, Daniel breaks down his intense resentment against comedians with their own TV shows. He's done having exestential crisises over shows pretending to be funny. Check out clips of the show here:

TotTP Episode 023 - Accidental Blumpkins       With the massive success of the the last episode, the boys decide to bring in some more female perspective to spice up the show. This time, massage expert, Courtney is joining the studio. She instantly made herself at home by sitting in Mike's spot, throwing off his podcasting game. Daniel instantly poses his burning question to Courtney: Are happy endings a thing? They are not. But, it is not abnormal for men to have a boner during sensual rubdowns. It is, however, unusual for men to expect or even ask for a happy ending. This is news to Daniel. Tuko the Tumor is not letting up, and investigative journalist Mike Morado goes on the field to discover the exact location and seriousness of his own lovely lump. All to no avail. The procedure is botched when the doctor tells him his dickhole is  . . . way too tight. Good for you, Mike. https://youtu.be/zfTrIgxUH5w When it comes to taking virginities, Courtney is your girl. Unfortuneately, she is also very unfortunate in the fact that she is always cursed by guys with - er - subpar members. But, where she lacks in dick picking, she makes up for in sexual adventure. One such adventure involves giving a blumpkin to an ex-boyfriend, all without her knowledge. We can't tell who's the bigger savage, Courtney or the ballsy boyfriend. *BREAKING NEWS* Mike is single! That's right ladies, eat your heart out, 'cause the magnificent Mike is back on the market and he's filling up buckets now. His buckets are barren and he's filling them with pussy that came into his life during a period when he couldn't collect it. Mike's sweet boss read some of his show notes and may not have liked what she saw. Daniel sits in silence as Mike and Courtney bond over horror films, Courtney's tattoos and Mike's Mexican novella. #bwg_container1_18 #bwg_container2_18 .image_browser_images_conteiner_18 * { -moz-box-sizing: border-box; box-sizing: border-box; } #bwg_container1_18 #bwg_container2_18 .image_browser_images_conteiner_18{ background-color: rgba(245, 245, 245, 0.90); text-align: center; width: 100%; border-style: none; border-width: 2px; border-color: #F7F7F7; padding: 4px; border-radius: 0; position:relative; } #bwg_container1_18 #bwg_container2_18 .image_browser_images_18 { display: inline-block; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 0; text-align: center; max-width: 100%; width: 100%; } #bwg_container1_18 #bwg_container2_18 .image_browser_image_buttons_conteiner_18 { text-align: center; } #bwg_container1_18 #bwg_container2_18 .image_browser_image_buttons_18 { display: inline-block; width:100%; } #bwg_container1_18 #bwg_container2_18 .bwg_image_browser_image_18 { background-color: rgba(235, 235, 235, 0.80); text-align: center; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; margin: 2px auto; padding: 4px; border-radius: 0; border: 1px none #F5F5F5; box-shadow: ; max-width: 800px; width: 100%; /*z-index: 100;*/ position: relative; } #bwg_container1_18 #bwg_container2_18 .bwg_image_alt_18{ display: table; width: 100%; font-size: 15px; font-family: segoe ui; color: #000000; text-align:center; padding-left: 8px; word-break: break-word; } #bwg_container1_18 #bwg_cont...

TotTP Episode 022 - C U Next Tuesday       After a false start, we do a retake . . . and here we are . . . Ready to Rock 'N Roll. Special guest, Lauren is on the show. She is Daniel's hairdresser. She is, by far the dirtiest hairdresser in the land (Which is probably why Daniel seems to have a proclivity for this one). This Lauren has done lots of cool sexual things, including, but not limited to ripping foreskins with her asshole and her vagina! Impressive? We thought so, too. Daniel uses this opportunity to exploit female knowledge of the PoPS. We learn how it differs, and how women get what they want whenever they want it by using fuck me eyes and other devilish techniques. This makes Daniel very bitter. Daniel uses a very on par analogy of starving through the winter to explain the double standard of women getting laid vs. men getting laid. The boys learn about women and the woman learns about boys, but all-in-all we learn that both yearn for sex in the exact same way. Lauren tells about things that guys do that we may not realize; like cumming too quickly and having stinky undercarriages. The interwebz has many pieces of useful - and not so useful- advice. Mike found the latter. An article about why women should not have anal sex. Mutual overall disagreement throughout the crew. Finally, the discussion gets deep as Daniel starts to talk about how relationships can get out of control. There are rules that need to be followed; especially when fucking someone who's married. Overall, we cover a lot of great information from both sides. Check out clips of the show here:

TotTP Episode 021 - Show Prep or GTFO       Special Thanksgiving episode. Recap on the day's events. Daniel started his day with badass music, while Mike helped his build his Youtube channel (Links to come). A lot of gratitude is spread about being able to spend the holiday with close friends. The topic of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" spurs a conversation about how Mike met his ex-wife and how they got together. it is learned that Mike held off getting laid for 8 months while he "courted" her. Oh have things changed. All-in-all Mike got some kids out of the deal, so things ended well. Abrupt change of pace as Mike faces a moral conundrum. He sees a "Person You may Know" on Facebook. A hot person, indeed. Mutual friends . . . All family. Come to find out, it's his cousin. His transgendered cousin. Daniel feels the rejection hard from the girl mentioned in "Netflix and Go Fuck Yourself", and now another girl has rejected him. Her basis: The Vegas blowjob from "Mike Wears Himself" She couldn't have a "romantic relationship" with somebody who could do that. So, needless to say, the show has cockblocked him. In the world of Tinder, a girl begs for money, and when Daniel can't cough up the right amount, the shallow bitch says "don't bother". The problem with doing the show with no prep, is there's no structure, and no real topics, so Daniel and Mike continue to stumble through pulling out such topics as future videos, collaboration with Karma, and even bashing their small fanbase. Big shoutout to Dio92105 for following us on YouTube. Even though your channel is really weird. Check out clips of the show here:

TotTP Episode 020 - Netflix and Go Fuck Yourself       Due to the recent, overwhelming testosterone levels; we decided to throw some taco meat onto our sausage salad. We invite cam models Daisy and Karma onto the show. Daisy and Karma do a cam show, usually once a week on chaturbate.com, where they do various things for their loyal fans including BDSM. On chaturbate, models do various things based on "tipping activity" by the various viewers. The tasks they do depend upon the generosity of their tippers. This can range from specific, single tasks to a full on build-your-burger combo. Non-tippers are referred to as "greys" - Daniel is a Grey, and proud of it. The girls explain how they send various things to men, including panties, used dildos, and even phone numbers to high rollers. Out of their excursions, the girls have broken vibratrors, broken butt cucumbers, and vigorous "dildo pooping" in the arsenal of weird shenanigans that they've gotten themselves into. The discussion is then turned to the actual lifestyle of BDSM. The emotional and physical aspects involved and the different roles that peo[ple play in the lifestyle. The moral of the story is: Be who you are sexually, even if you're a non-panty sniffing panty sniffer like Mike. The girls can be found at their site When we return from the break, we ask the questions "Why do white people get the privlege of dying sooner?" and how long will Mike live with his immortal family history? Will he live with dimentia for 25 years, eating refried beans mixed with Diet Coke? Only time will tell. If Mike follows the white trend of retiring, he may give his body permission to die and break the brown people curse of long, treacherous life. Meanwhile, in Daniel's life . . . His PoP is severely falling apart. And, right when he thinks things are going his way, he gets blown . . . off. A girl he was moving in on, left him with his cock in his hand; or, at least a picture of his cock, rock hard on her phone in a sick game of "Netflix and Go Fuck Yourself He did try to be a gentlemen, and he got completely blown off. It just goes to show that Netflix and chill may be the only way. Check out clips of the show here:

TotTP Episode 019 - Big Piece of Dough With A Pussy       The episode starts off with just Mike and Daniel; when midway through, Erik calls and gets his foot in the door on the show, halfway through. Thoughts, prayers, and good vibes go out to the most "brutal" terrorist attack in a significant amount of time. Daniel has had enough of the social nonsense behind all of this bullshit. Topics from a hat: Mike finds little pieces of paper with ideas for possible show topics. In these ideas, Ms. Miley Cyrus goes nude for a magazine, and Daniel approves of the slightly hairy bush and her cute little titties. Also, a woman who gets turned on my Mike's snot rockets. Daniel wanted to address Mike's terrible day that he had the previous week. The week he updated all of Facebook the saga of his truck and it's stubbornness to the journey. Weird sex stories.: Daniel has an awkward sex experience with a chick he's pretty sure is autistic. It is one of the most awkward lays that he has. Erik tops it off with a story about a girl who has a little bit too much love for good ol' Dad. Daniel accidently fed habeñeros in the breakfast for some disabled clients in the group home he worked for; apparently winning him the award for "Hitler of the Year". Thanksgiving talk. Cheap Thanksgiving dinner, Daniel's awkward Thanksgiving invitation. In single life. Mike is getting in some trouble for having pussy on the mind a lot. Girls have been giving Mike a lot more attention since he's "unattainable" Also, Daniel is getting a little too aggressive in his PoPS, using absolutely no strategy to allocate women into the "1" position. The girl formerly known as psycho bitch is back . . . being a total tease. Check out clips of the show here:  

TotTP Episode 018 - John the Stutterer       Why weren't we here last week? Well, Mike had a partial midlife crisis. Shit is getting rough for him. Being 30 is not what it's cracked up to be. After passing out by a dumpster, Mike regains consciousness and continues through life. Discussions about sketchy horses and just shitty pets in general. Also, impressive camel toes. Why can't kids lose anymore? Sometimes losing is good for people, and society refusing to let kids lose is the downfall of society. We weigh in on that. We go over fucked up videos from within Mike's phone. Including John the Stutterer, an awkward bloke with a special speech pattern, lookin' so British. http://i.muchosucko.com/production/asset/url/069/266/Hi-IImIIIaaahIm-John-Stutter.mp4 Finally, what is Mike going to do in the teenage years with his kids? Check out clips of the show here: