Toe on the Trigger

    This week, Daniel is joined again by Courtney3000 and brand new guest: Niquole. The trio discusses Niquole’s current relationship with past TotT veteran Eriq “Shaft” Johnson. Apparently, Eriq is an ass man, and Niquole being the wonderful girlfriend that she is, gave Eriq her ass for the first time. She goes into - probably too much - detail about how her first two experiences went.   Before the break, the crew discusses a topic written by a feminist taking the stance that people who sleep with prostitutes are rapists. She fails to take into account the fact that prostitution is a consensual agreement between two adults.   Back from the break, Daniel, Courtney and Niquole pick apart each other’s names and then talk again about how much hate Courtney has gotten in the past.   Fuckboy is a word that floats in the lexicon of American society. There isn’t really a set definition. But, what is a fuckboy, and what are the differences between the different types of fuckboys? There are many different types, and no one relates to any of them. Many conversations branch from this discussion. Ranging from feminism to defending whether or not Daniel is actually a fuckboy.   We got a call on the show from BRob again. He had some positive thoughts and pieces of advice. This advice included dropping “nigger from the show’s vocabulary. This idea spirals the show down a slightly racist rabbit hole.   To end the show, Courtney discusses some of her daddy issues that can be exploited just in case you guys were wondering.   If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

      After a small hiatus from the show, we learn that Daniel had an episode in the bag; but through a rookie mistake had deleted it. What he did manage to produce was decently prepared piece that Courtney had provided him.   Her phone number had previously belonged to an online escort, and she had been getting weird voicemails for quite some time. Of these voicemails were one from a man named Jerry. We decided to give Jerry a call.   Out of all the porn on the internet, fidget spinner porn is now a thing; but Daniel is sure that it's all just trolling.   Finally, the topic of the orgasm gap is revisited, and we learn why straight women are not having as many orgasms, and why "the golden trio" is very important.   If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

    Daniel is joined again by the Courtney3000, and the first order of business is about fan thoughts on Courtney. Love her or hate her; she isn’t going very far for very long. But, if you do want to tell her how you feel about her, feel free to call the hotline or email the show. She is open to all of your opinions.   The feminists are attacking again. This time the enemy is the beard. A hair stylist is dying her husband’s beard to reflect the colors of a unicorn. Of course, sometimes the pussy is so good; you just go along with whatever weird notions they suggest.   A new trend is taking over in Russia. Because the adolescent suicide rate is so high in Russia; an unknown group of people exploited this by creating a game that leads teens into a 50 day journey that eventually ends in their suicide. This topic leads down a suicidal rabbit hole about Daniel and Courtney’s view on suicide, and their experience with it. They also talk about death and how people react to it.   In the news, a Texas man attempts to sue a woman for texting the entire time on their date. Though the matter was settled outside of court, Daniel agrees that justice was served. Courtney thinks it was a bit excessive.   All of these dating conundrums could be avoided if people just engaged in Sologymy. Sologymy is a new trend creeping across the country in which women marry themselves to solidify their love for themselves. Think it’s a bit pathetic? Well, you’re right. And, of course capitalism came in to save the poor feminists by supplying an I Married Me kit containing a ring, vows, and affirmation cards.   Then, Courtney has to get dark and discuss the death of her mom and how dead parent jokes are fun, and you have to joke about the negative things in life to cope.   Somehow, the conversation turns from death and suicide to shitting. Daniel tells a fucked up story about enemas and constipation, and Courtney has 2 even more horrific stories where her body turned on her.   There is much love in the podcast community. Much of that love is bestowed upon TotT. The first case was a shoutout done by Adam from EHAP. He definitely rubbed Daniel’s cock about how good his memes are on Facebook. Daniel loved how appreciated he was for his meme lord skills. The second piece of love came from Kitty the Accidental Racist at Afterburn739. She told a cute little joke to make many SJWs go nuts. This then goes into a talk about systemic racism.   If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

      Daniel is joined once again by the Courtney3000. The show starts off with a bad omen when Daniel has a problem with the local coffee machine. After airing their coffee grievances, the show begins.   Courtney's newest venture of selling panties has broadened her career path into making pornettes with her boyfriend. It will take her some time to get her vagina to look just right. Courtney decides to be good to the listeners. If you want some videos of the one and only Courtney3000, inquire by emailing takeashot@toeonthetrigger.com   There is a new term floating around the internet: Stealthing. Stealthing is the act of removing the condom without the consent of the partner. The debate is whether or not stealthing is a form of rape. There is definitely an aspect of rape there. Speaking of rape, Courtney has a definite rape fetish. Cinematic or real, Courtney loves the idea of rape.   Another trend that is touching the internet is combating online bullying. One service online is to "kill" a bully. What this entails is writing the name of the bully on a piece of paper and destroy that piece of paper to tarnish a person's name. Of course this is a retarded way to combat anything, let alone internet trolls.   Back from the break, our two friends talk about cock rings. Daniel had a friend who got a cock ring stuck on his dick. Daniel then busts out his "cock lasso" from his drawer of sex toys, which is dwindling. His toys have gone missing, and he's okay with that; 'cause he jerks off the old-fashioned way. No matter if it's at work, or in the car, Courtney agrees that she should probably cut back on her masturbation. It's becoming a problem.   The problem with the masturbation may be caused by the spirit realm. Of course the Christians have a theory about masturbation. Their theory: masturbation attracts demons into your life to cause you to masturbate more.   Through a series of random rabbit holes, Daniel and Courtney arrive at the topic of Star Wars. They give their opinions on Star Wars and other movies.   If you want to contact the show, you can do show by hitting the Take A Shot Button, or emailing takeashot@toeonthetrigger.com. Or, you can call the show at 863-546-8688. We got some emails and calls this weekend. One email came from a concerned citizen telling Daniel to leave girls alone. This was followed by a call from somebody telling him the same thing. Finally, two calls from a new listener, General Sid; who seems to be getting a blowjob or something.   If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

    Daniel is joined by previous cohost, Courtney3000. Courtney discusses the reason why she left the show for so long, and Daniel tried to boost her morale to keep her coming back so that is job of finding cohosts can be minimized.   Right out of the gate, Daniel figures he'll stir the pot by sharing an article done by some feminist at Cosmopolitan arguing against ever giving blowjobs. Cosmopolitan writer Hannah Smothers does her best to convince Courtney how blowjobs are terrible, and that she should not only never do it again, but she should never want to do it again.   During all this, Daniel poses the famous question: What is a blowjob? Courtney starts with the theory of a blowjob just being the act of someone's dick. Daniel changes her mind in a couple short minutes. Through all of Ms. Smothers' terrible ideas, there are some that Courtney can agree with. Courtney also admits to letting her pussy get stanky during masturbation.   Back from the break, Daniel tries yet again to get Courtney to fuck him. She says no, yet again; and also shares how creepy Daniel is when he texts her out of the blue.   Courtney reveals her latest career venture. She is going to team up with her "business partner" to sell panties. The internet is filled with men who would pay for just about anything. This includes up to $200 for a pair of underwear worn by a lovely young woman, She may also venture into the world of camgirls.   Daniel decides it's been far too long since he's gotten in trouble because of the podcast. So, in order to restore balance, he decided to sgare his latest issue with Courtney. His latest crisis: a girl that he likes and who likes him gets mad at him for sleeping with another girl. Was Daniel in the wrong? Give your input.   The Toe on the Trigger hotline finally got a voicemail from a funny guy named Rob from "Random Ramblings with Rob". He questions the name of the show and rants about amputees.   The show closes out with Courtney sharing her pet peeve of ugly babies, talking about how ugly her friend was as a baby. They discuss functioning drug addicts, and then close out the show. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

    This week, Daniel flipped the roles and became the guest. He joined his friend's from down under: Gareth and Bex from Gareth's Random Ramblings. Right out of the gate, Daniel asks Bex the question he is dying to know: What is a blowjob? After some pussyfooting around terminology and modesty, Bex finally reveals what her idea of a blowjob is. We get a sneak peak into the more intimate aspects of Gareth and Bex's relationship. They talk about podcasting and speaking freely, as well as cultural differences between America and Australia or New Zealand (Let's admit, same thing). They go into different names for the Monte Crisco and different fair foods and deep fried foods. Daniel breaks down for the poor "Kiwis" the difference between foods by region. This leads to a nice piece of racism about Mexicans and black folk. Bex shares which words are appropriate and which aren't, and they discuss American accents and regional cultures; and what it means to be a Californian. The show ends with Gareth and Daniel questioning Bex's logic in regards to daytime walks. If you like Gareth and Bex, check them out here.   If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

    Returning guest Gareth of Gareth's Random Ramblings joins Daniel yet again. This time around, Gareth decides to actually lets Daniel talk this time. Gareth and Daniel compare the various weather patterns of their respective countries, and go into talk of Fast and the Furious and Paul Walker's demise. Of course, Paul Walker jokes are in poor taste, but Daniel and Gareth are no strangers to bad jokes in public. Daniel enjoys saying weird things when his stories are interrupted by other people. It is amazing to see how often people don't notice. Gareth tells the story about when he was going to a funeral and a big cunt of a woman made his day a little worse when she started yelling at everyone. Daniel discloses one of his funeral wishes, and shares one of the weirdest porn genres he has ever heard of. This raises the question: Is period porn a thing? Back from the break, Gareth and Daniel give their vast knowledge on Disney and Disney movies. They hate on how perfect The Rock is, and how movies are all just shitting all over themselves with reboots. Then, comes the mean part. The guys rag on Mike Jolitz for not being able to be mad and how he is just a cheery person. But, they also talk about how he may actually be a certain sandwich spokesperson. In case you needed a geography lesson, that is what Daniel and Gareth are here for. Daniel reminds Gareth that California is a little bigger than he thinks it is; and Gareth uses animals to describe Australia. Finally a question that plagues Daniel: What is a blowjob? Is it just getting your dick sucked, or is it getting a blowjob from start to finish? The ending opinion: Finish that shit or don't call it a job If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

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    On this week's show, Daniel is joined by Fear Innes, the host of FYFCast and FearCast. They discuss the origins of Fear and his co-hosts, and how their show got its start. In Boston, Pornhub of all places has stepped in to plow all the snow from the recent storm. Pornhub is actually a great company that gives back to the community in big ways. According to some fucking article, eating pussy can help a women's health. Whether or not that's not true, is a case by case basis. But for the guys, they are fully willing to help their women be as healthy as possible. Even if this means no more blowjobs, they are fully willing to do what they need to do to make their women happy. This leads the boys down the porn hole to all the weird porn they've watched. Daniel tries to bring up the friendzone with Fear . . . who's been married for years. But, Fear knows the concept. It may not have been called that, but friendzoning is a curse as old as time itself. Out of all the "staying out of the friendzone" tips, Daniel and Fear manage to make them all extremely rapey and also advocate rape and how most women have it coming. After the break, Daniel delves into some Astrology. Telling about the sexual nature of Leos and Geminis. Daniel realizes his manipulation, and I guess it's the fault of the stars. The topic of what are the nastiest sex facts about different signs. Fear, the Leo is the center of attention. Daniel, the Gemini is natural am upbeat conservationist in bed.   Dear Abby, My neighbor across the street is abusing his family. Should I reach out to the family and offer support, or should I mind my own business and protect my family.   It's hard to stand back and watch bad tings happen to people, but it's also hard to risk getting involved in something that can endanger you and your loved ones. There is a woman who holds the record for most sexual partners at once in the biggest ganbang in history. You can find Fear's work by checking him out on FearCast or FYFCast If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

    This week, Daniel is joined by Emily from The Story Behind Podcast. After a short discussion about the end times and Christian fear mongering, Daniel goes right into it with a very compelling question from Jerry from the Bad Cop Bad Cop Show. Jerry wants to know what Emily has done to compete with the outgoing Kinky Cassie. Emily does hint that her college years were a little outrageous. But, alas, she has nothing for Jerry to beat off to in the wee hours of the morning. Daniel fawns over Emily’s voice and how much of a chub that it gives him. First dates can be hard. Fortunately, someone made a list of some great first date questions. They aren’t that good though. They break some awkward barriers of first date conversation. Such questions on places to travel, who your friends are, cat person or dog person, and family dynamics among some things. Some of these questions are fine, but if you ask them in a weird way, they can come off as creepy or rapey. Faith update: Emily wants to know how things are going with Faith. What’s the news? In general, Daniel has given up on her completely. After killing George Michael, Emily has decided that songs that she sends Daniel kills the artist. Looks like the plan to kill Kanye and Bieber is now in play. Through many rabbit holes of Fitbit, hobo wines, and breast milk, Emily takes over and sends the show into a break. Daniel gets career advice at work from the person handling the 401(k). She thinks that radio is dying and Daniel should become a financial adviser. The ages of video rental stores and VHS porn is discussed which. And then, Emily gets super dirty. She brings up a story about a vibrator that monitors their partners. This company is being sued for being a little too NSAish with their data collection. But, Emily gets kinky talking about breasts and tightened vocabulary. She still won’t divulge her college escapades. Daniel finally pops the question he’s been dying to know: Will Emily be his podcast wife? What kind of dynamic would be involved in this relationship? How would it be parallel to her actual marriage? People suck. That is a fact of life. Emily is especially sensitive to this, especially after her experiences working directly with customers. It is also a sad fact that people in general are just selfish and stupid. And some people just need to shut the fuck up. But, it makes trolling that much funner and easier. Check out more from Emily at the Story Behind Podcast. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

    Daniel is joined by Bryon and Adam of "Everyone has a Podcast". The conversation takes off at full speed as they touch on parenting, and Bryon's autism. All his life, Bryon wondered what was wrong with him. Turns out - Autism! Go figure. The big question: What did YOU do for Women's Day? This is a topic that ramps Adam up. He feels as though the real day should be "Wage Gap Day". And, that he believes is the problem. He sees the wage gap as being a mostly reasonable gap. A gap that exists because jobs pay what jobs are worth regardless of the gender of the person in the position. Also, gladiators, and infant death? Also, Adam calls Daniel "David".   In Spain, there's a brothel for people to come in and fuck a sex doll. But, there are many issues with sex dolls. The main one: The lack of humanity. But, Daniel and the boys from EHAP come up with many solutions to improve the sad state of affairs in the sex doll world. These include eyelids and and a voice.   After talking about ass moles and rape, the conversation goes into the obvious direction: Jesus. Specifically, Catholic Jesus. And, not just Jesus; but his followers. Well, Catholics, mostly. Next, awkward social situations like elevators and dick or ass etiquette when walking through a movie theater. Or, how about when people pace you when you're walking. That awkward zone where the person just makes you extremely nervous. What grinds Adam's gears? Fuckin' Deadpool. It was incredibly overrated, and has had entirely too much internet notoriety. This leads into Round two of "Let's Shit on Kevin Smith". Obviously, he's done great shit. But, his messianic presence is a bit sickening. This gives birth to #NotMyMessiah. After the break, we are joined by the one and only Canadian Jesse Ventura. He has a lot to say regarding nanomachines, zombie nazis, fluoride and many other globalist agendas. He is selling a book, which you can buy with Bitcoin or Ventura Bucks. So, check that out if you want. After he left, Jesse Ventura sent Daniel an article regarding saving yourself digitally after death. A company has developed an app that scans you and loads you into the app to be immortalized after death. This conversation goes very deep. They question mortality, and discuss what the afterlife might look like if the digital realm were to really exist. Check out Everyone Has a Podcast at: www.ehappodcast.com Follow @EHAPPodcast If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

    Daniel is joined this week from Lorne from "The Bold and Belligerent" podcast. Lorne is from Las Vegas, and Daniel is very familiar with the sin and self-destruction that the city brings. After Lorne discusses sexual coffee joints, Daniel reminds everyone of his trip to a very sketchy strip club, where the day shift girl was sporting a botched boob job. The internet has taken its toll on society. It is clear that civilization is not ready for all that it has to offer. This is of course true of all the big internet "stars" who do things simply for likes. Underneath all the mindless drivel, it's just a bunch of angry trolls trying to pull themselves away from their own stark realities. Sometimes the best thing a man can do to keep himself from making fucked up decisions is to simply rub one out. This helps Daniel to keep away from double handjobs (That don't count as sex), and breaking into his vast rolodex of pussy and be used as a human sex toy. A new type of weed is hitting the market. It's target: undersexed women. Sexxpot is a type of weed that keeps women horny so the men in their lives won't go completely insane by the lack of moisture in their undercarriage. With Vegas being the town filled with all kinds of odd people, Lorne breaks some news about the man who was caught after beating several homeless people to death with hammers. Though he admits it is fucked up, he can't help but think that maybe the man was doing the Lord's work. It is the opinion of the two that most homeless people are just an ungrateful drain on society. A point of contention for podcasters worldwide would be Daniel and Lorne's opinion on how overrated Kevin Smith is and how he just perpetuates sleezy laziness in the nerd community. What show would be complete without a discussion on the Snowflake generation, and the overpussification of America and acceptance of asinine beliefs? The discussion delves into transgendered, people who identify as animals, and people who identify as disabled. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

    This episode of the Toe on the Trigger, Daniel is joined by Gareth from "Gareth's Random Ramblings" who hijacks the show with his own - Random Ramblings. They discuss podcasting, and the evolution of Gareth's podcast from its humble beginnings on a laptop in his car. They discuss the way podcasting can bring people together and help people put their content into the world. Gareth talks about how he uses humor to help him deal with the problems that he faces in his life. Nothing is off limits when it comes to humor including miscarriages and 9/11. Somewhere in Australia, there's a bar that doesn't allow men to pick up on women. Women can pick up on men, and if they do; the men have to talk to them like they would there mothers. Calling them cunts and bitches is not outside the realm of possibility. Gareth wishes this bar would've been around when he was younger so that he would've had an excuse as to why he never picked up girls. The Random Ramblings bleed into movie talk. They discuss the various remakes and reboots of Disney movies and "Star Wars". Daniel talks about the intern he wants to rage fuck because of her complete inability to have a decent conversation with him. Gareth buys Legos to get through his crippling depression, and feel like he's loved by something. Find Gareth on Twitter @grrpod or on his website at garethsrandomramblings.space If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger, don't forget to hit the Subscribe button.   Questions, comments, concerns? Maybe even complaints? Leave a comment below, or shoot us an email or even a voicemail. We'd love to hear from you!   Wanna Help us out? Feeling a bit generous?   Then skip the Salvation Army and help support your favorite misfits.   This podcasting business is expensive!    

    Daniel is on his own in the world without Kinky Cassie for the first time. To start off the new chapter of TotT, Daniel invited Mike Jolitz from "The Mike Jolitz Show" to spend an hour with him. They spend a good portion of the first half discussing what makes a podcast, and owning your own content when making a show, not letting people direct your show. They also delve into the elements of comedy. No episode of TotT would be complete without sex talk. The first order of business: Genital freezing. Genital freezing, dubbed "Love Mist" is a trend in the UK involving spraying liquid nitrogen onto your junk to increase bloodflow and boost endorphins. The "procedure" is supposed to improve your sex life. Mike says that he would only do it if someone else paid for him to have it done. Another fun thing people are doing in the bedroom is the rusty trombone. "What is a rusty trombone?" you ask. Well, it is when a man gets a rim job while receiving a handjob. Well, the fine folks at Cosmopolitan have made a list of proper etiquette when giving and receiving a rusty trombone. There are many things to know like foreplay, using lube, and cleanliness to take into account before going to the land down under. Naturally Daniel can relate to kinkiness and the occasional assplay. He shares about how he is actually not as kinky as people peg him as (pardon the pun). This may have to do with the age at which Daniel was sexually active when his girlfriend's dad had to by condoms. Mike faces the fear of what he'd do once his daughters become sexually active. Mike starts the second half with the question "What is the worst thing you've ever done sexually?" Of course, Daniel knows that his sins are more emotional than physical; especially the girl who he whore'd himself to in order to receive food and cigarettes. Mike shares about how his sex life was a little crazier in his younger years when he was drinking and hosting strip bowling tournaments at his old job. He has now gotten his life together and settled down a bit. A new toy is in production being dubbed the "AutoBlow2" which will be based off of real vaginas. Women can go to the website of the product and submit a picture of their pussy for people to vote on. The winning pussy will be a model for the AutoBlow2. Naturally, there was a variation of pussies being submitted ranging from pretty little pussies to dusty, winged little bastards. February is Black History Month. In celebration of black history month, a New Jersey school served a variation of foods such as: fried chicken, cornbread, and macaroni and cheese. They labeled it as "Soul Food", so it's not racist. Groups are split down the middle as to whether or not this act is racist. On one side of the aisle, people are screaming racism; on the other side, people are saying this is no different that Chinese food or Mexican food. What do you think, weigh in in the comments or on Facebook or Twitter.   Dear TotT,   My boyfriend and I have a good sex life. The problem is that he doesn't climax and ends up having to finish himself off. He doesn't like talking about feelings. I don't know what I should try. Please help.   - Ashley, Port Orchard, Washington   The verdict: Just enjoy it. If he doesn't care, then neither should you. Let sex be fun, and don't overthink it. If you like what you hear on Toe on the Trigger,

    After a weird conversation on bra sizes, Cassie's last show starts out hot. Daniel is practicing Lent this year, with or without religious ties. The vice he's giving up: porn. Why? Just because. He is taking the reins of his life and making some small decisions to be better. This includes, only fucking once a month. Cassie is also giving up porn, but is also giving up sex (Except with Eddie, of course) and drinking for an indefinite amount of time. For all the nerds out there, there is a new sexy product to help spice up the bedroom. Nerdy Sex Toys is a small company based in Australia that's main goal is to make sex fun and exciting. Their toys include: A Sailor Moon themed vibrator, Iron Cock, Super Cock: Man of Silicone, and A nice line of Star Wars toys to name a few. Valentine's Day has passed, and Daniel had a small date with a loud Jewish girl. He went to see the movie "La La Land". Is it Dogshit or Nah? Well . . . a little of both. But, that's beside the point. The real story is how Daniel made himself look like an awkward jackass by proposing sexy time via text. Needless to say, he failed. In other news, Daniel got engaged. The lucky lady: a girl who has long since friendzoned his ass and knows that maybe he is a last resort. Of course, sex may end up ruining the friendship, and Daniel has had many relationships where this is the case. Of course the internet had to make Valentine's Day as epic as possible. The hashtag #RejectedCandyHearts took over the internet briefly with such winners as: I Tolerate You, My Rash Isn't Contagious, Boner Time, and Lower Your Standards. Childbirth is a beautiful, beautiful thing. But, for one woman, it became a nightmare after the nurse tried to shove the baby back inside of her, rendering her genitals severely damaged.   Dear Danny Boy,   I have listened to the show. It is clear to me that you don't know how to please a woman. Maybe I can give you some tips on how to please a woman.   - A Dude Who Knows What He's Doing   It is very clear that this disgruntled listener has only been listening to a couple of episodes. Daniel hopes this person will send some tips, 'cause who doesn't need to learn. Does his argument hold water? According to Cassie: A wee bit. Daniel defends his honor with justifications and rationalizations about how he treats women just fine thank you very much. He explains how his views on pleasing a women is dependent on who the woman is and what their relationship is. Now to the elephant in the room. Cassie is leaving. As part of her farewell, some of the loving listeners got together to give her a proper send off. These listeners included: Gareth of "Gareth's Random Ramblings", "Afterburn739", Courtney3000, Jason of "Three is Comedy", Mike Jolitz of "The Mike Jolitz Show", Choo Choo Stu, and Emily of "The Story Behind Podcast" The two reminisce about the times they've shared on the show. Cassie will be missed,