Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention

1- Suspect in North Carolina 2- Trayvon was in better shape than Zimmerman, so? 3- Where’s the Outrage New title for my TV special? Nope , a real question 4- Kids aren’t driving, 5- Long John Silver Wins 6- Dwight Howard Taking talents to Houston 7- You thought you were a sports fan? 8- The great Flip Flop Controversy. I found the outrage

1- Recording a live show? STOP IT 2- Gays Getting hitched Humans , not Bert and Ernie 3- Haters hatin 4- Got gay marriage right now lets work on that race thing 5- Quickest trial ever 6- Black kids have super powers? 7- Curtis Flowers, 0 for 6 8- Sorry Lauryn , you gotta pay 9- Test the Farmers 10- Aaron Hernandez you should watch CSI 11- 128 vs 129 12- Condolences to families of firefighters

1- I’m back , no music listener inputs and some funny added 2- LA Press Club dinner EXTRA EXTRA Carl Reiner says I am “F**king Outstanding” 3- 3 Discrimination no longer exists Well at least not in places that used to discriminate 4- Trevon Martin family glad discrimination no longer exists because judging by this jury… 5- Sarah is back and the Momma Grizzly doesn’t want illegals in her den 6- 1% of1% says you don’t matter 7- Get that kid a shotgun 8- CONGRATS LeBron and the HEAT

1- Theres gonna be some changes around here 2- Which way do I go 3- Bachman steps down maybe smart is winning 4- Rasslers offend Tea baggers 5- Don’t stare at me 6- DNA collection ok Nancy Grace ecstatic 7- Heat Heat Heat

1- Its Scandal season, personally, I miss SARS 2- Benghazi, Ben Messy what happens when secret source is a liar and you are a sucker 3- AP Phone records who knew they hated Obama more than they love foiling plots 4- House votes against Obamacare, its only the 37th time you voted against a law approved by supreme court , way to not waste time & money 5- Banks play morality card , no really, ,the bankers used the word morality, c’mon, stop it, you’re killing me 6- And you thought Bachman was crazy, well she is, but we can top her

1- Bengahzi, evil? Couldn’t be Cheyney wasn’t there, its just good ole American incompetence 2- Rt wing radio is in trouble Hey Rush, the slut is winning 3- Cleveland heroes, rescues and loads of laughs Lebron is not involved 4- Ariel Castro gonna find out what imprisonment is 5- Hey HLN Nancy Grace is missing, sorry, wishful thinking 6- Tiger is back , thanks Lindsay 7- ATM robbery a true movie style caper, a plot where’s Tom Cruise 8- Hey Bachman before the constitution talked about guns they talked about religious freedom You should read that thing 9- Ok Texas the candidate is not American and you cannot vote

1- You know its gonna be a bad day when 2- Jason Collins first gay athlete KUDOS sir 3- Chris Broussard homophobe, hypocrite, christian ? Hey ESPN give him Sunday & every other day off 4- Guns Gins Guns 3 sides of a coin 5- You might be an idiot when you have redneck day 6- Thug goat? Really Mountain dew, a thug goat? 7- Obama is hilarious 8- And Sarah Palin hates him for it 9- 29% believe in armed rebellion, and santa clause 10- Secede already, go, no really, go, take your guns and we’ll keep our rules 11- Anne Hathaway glad to hear we really hate Gwyneth Paltrow more

1- Boston Bombing 2- No news is news the Post Cnn Fox we don’t have news so we’ll make some up 3- Fertilizer explosion in Texas, no one heard it 4- Lets arm the babies Its never too soon 5- Kermit Gosnell , killer 6- We left the natives sand? Lets take it 7- Flight’s delayed, you’ve been sequestered 8- A great judge administers great justice 9- LA traffic worst in country We win again 10- Go CLIPPERS 11- RIP Jonathan Winters we’ll miss you

1- Kidneys gone, I’m good Thanks 2- Welcome to Louisiana have a drink get ur gun 3- North Dakota says at conception  you are a person with rights except the right to choose 4- Don Young calls em Wetbacks Obama calls her beautiful Same thing right? 5- Boycott FOX news about time that left wing FOX is exposed 6- Religion is like a penis, Do not pull it out in public 7- Science says universe is 13.82 billion years old Palin is sticking with 5000 8- Plan B with no ID 9- RIP Margaret Thatcher 10- Ben Carson the new great black hope 11- Congrats Rick Pitino and Louisville greatest week ever 12- Brittney Griner to NBA? Uh NO 13- Tiger will master Masters 14- Psst, need an Accord? Apr 10, 2013

1- CPAC good to know Sarahs still crazy 2- New Pope is new CEO 3- Sanjaya singing in the subway 4- Lock up Lindsay with OJ and let us watch 5- Tigers back & hes got a new blonde to prove it 6- March Madness 7- 2013 from 1988’s eyes Mar 21, 2013

1- Have you been sequestered yet? Not sure? Well don’t ask me 2- US to broker peace in Middle east Of course we cant get along in DC , lets solve the holy war 3- Hate groups up 800% Who says Obama doesn’t promote growth 4- Burn down the ‘burbs 5- Teachers carry guns in South Dakota, Duck 6- Here come the drones Here a drone there a drone everywhere a drone drone 7- Baby cured of aids, finally , some good news 8- Do you hate Anne Hathaway? You should 9- Hate her on twitter, that’s what its there for  Mar 12, 2013

1- Sequester Dis, once again the government will shut down & world will end, or not 2- Its my idea, no its your idea well I wont budge oh yeah, yeah The 2nd graders are at it again 3- Tea Party so crazy even Karl Rove is fighting them 4- How crazy? Lets do away with elections crazy 5- Post truth journalism, welcome to brietbart.com 6-  fact is we’ve already saved 84 billion but who needs facts 7- LA Traffic the worst in other shocking news water is wet 8- Oscar, watch your step 9- Rodman the diplomat, still not as crazy as tea party Feb 28, 2013

1.    1.  State of the Union Obama is SMOOV 2.    2. Rubio Rebuttal Lying makes me thirsty 3.    3.  Rend rebuttal to rebuttal, why is there always a secret list? 4.    4.  Loving immigrants and hating women what about women immigrants? 5.    5. Dorner a damn shame all around 6.    6. Bruce , Die Hard and shut up 7.    7. Carnival Cruise vacation? Or Survivor episode? 8.    8. Alabama players making ends meet 9.    9. Condi, just gotta start something 10. 10. Coke overdose, no , not that coke, COKE 11. 11. Heart attack Grill finally truth in advertising Feb 18, 2013

1-    1. How did I not make the Anti gun list? 2-    2. Man collects guns hates government builds a bunker terrorist or tea bagger? 3-    3. Birth control immoral child abuse , OK 4-    4. Wearing Pants in France 5-    5. Cant afford Acapulco, no worries tourists are attacked everywhere 6-    6. Sen Geraldo Rivera? Uh, No Feb 07, 2013

1- I'm not paying attention I'm on a cruise 2- Inauguration on Martin Luther King day? What's next walking on water? 3- Aretha Franklin to Kelly Clarkson 4- Congress won't get paid and we're still looking for who cares 5- New York. Gun owners ignited to Texas?  His should be good for a laugh 6- Texas tea party 7- Let's confess to Oprah 8- I dedicate this podcast to my late imaginary girlfriend Jan 23, 2013