Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention

Barry got his SWAG back

1- France fights back with the sword and the pen 2- Politicians blaming each other what country is this 3- Magical senate works pretty fast 4- Spend more get less: that's the democrat's way 5- Congressional diversity in 1922 6- Free college? Not while there are prisons 7- Texas is shaky

1- Happy New Year 2- Angry New Congress 3- Slow Down Officers 4- How Bout Dem Cowboys 5- New Year, Old Resolution 6- Sarah’s Still Here 7- Goodbye Stuart Scott

1- Cheney loves torture 2- Everyone knew about enhanced interrogation except the head of interrogation 3- Speaking of Interrogation, we won't be seeing it 4- US and Cuba get along better than Barack Obama and congress 5- I’ll take cars for 1000 a month Alex 6- Vote for me at blowme.org 7- Open carry, open fire 8- Surgeon general is hired 9- Uber in Uber trouble

1- Sadly here we go again now its Eric Garner 2- Jon Stewart couldn’t make a joke Rand Paul was a joke 3- Imagine if he’d been white 4- Who’s afraid of a large black man? Apparently Charles you are... 5- Athletes can protest, I mean, they’re large black men 6- Criming While White 7- What MLK really did 8- True Hero cops are overshadowed by the cowards but they do exist 9- Let's stop this, I want to be funny again

1- Nothing changes if nothing changes and nothing has changed 2- Happy Thanksgiving Don’t get trampled

1- Cosby...I can’t call it 2- Two realities, one country 3- What if we tax the guns 4- My religion doesn’t affect you until it does 5- You’re an immigrant. My grandfather was an immigrant but I forget that 6- Lets get this war on Christmas started early, like Black Friday sales 7- Liberal quarantine? Yes, please, we all have ebola stay away from us and our money

1- Repubs don't want to debate abortion, gay marriage or contraception. You now, their core issues 2- God's giving out pink slips 3- FOX News intolerance of Muslims matches Muslims intolerance of Americans 4- Black pastor says Obama's a gay Kenyan; FOX News confused 5- Forbes says "Even better than Reagan" 6- Ebola, Ebola and more Ebola 7- NFL players agree to wear pink ties to court when charged with domestic violence 8- Hussain Abdullah penalized for praying, just like Tebow 9- Jeter was amazing last of a dying breed. Walk off hit at Yankee Stadium and final hit against Boston. Now he's free to take your lady. Thanks Cap!

1- NFL is a mess that needs a leader 2- Budweiser is going gangster, Tony Soprano would be proud 3- ESPN fumbles again and again and again 4- Drug tests, suspensions, suspensions of drug tests 5- I’m watching Chess 6- Republicans say drug test non users 7- Get your MRAP here kids 8- Scene from movie Crash becomes real life in my hometown 9- Smell your cabbie, no really g’head , smell him

1- ESPN scooped by TMZ is BS 2- My NBA owner is more racist than yours 3- Sometimes you just need a punch in the mouth 4- Lowlife bullies meet big time internet 5- iPhone 6...can Siri step up?

1- A plan for Isis 2- Look out Governor. 3- Bachman was right. We're in trouble now 4- Twisted logic of hate. 5- Wanna see me naked? 6- Footballs back. Call a lawyer 7- Joan Rivers RIP

1- They're police, not soldiers - drive a van 2- John Crawford was openly carrying a toy gun 3- ENOUGH, STOP SHOOTING 4- Thats expensive tea 5- Left and right agree that they don't like public integrity investigations 6- You're not paranoid when they are corrupt 7- I made 142 million, for nothing 8- Ice bucket challenged 9- Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football; so do the Browns 10- Suge Knight shot as the 90’s attempt revenge

1- Summer break from school shootings to shoot black kids 2- Robin Williams is gone 3- Let's not do stupid shit 4- 2 weeks of not clearing brush 5- Welcome gov and the Klan 6- Do dogs read Craigslist? 7- We’re sick but we hate healthcare 8- We got robbed in a sketchy neighborhood 9- College payers will get paid 10- Welcome to Sturgis I was wrong

1- I've been insulted by Rickles....comedy careers complete 2- Sarah Palin TV, cheaper than your porn site 3- Constitution smonstitution, I’m Rand Paul 4- Right of the right 5- Obama vs Israel 6- Canadian Sopranos meet Maury Povich 7- Rob Ford might be the smart one in family 8- Sexy teacher teaches boys sex 9- Sterling's out but we’re stuck with Stephen A 10- Thor’s a woman Capt America’s black The Tea Partys mad

1- Schools out No Shootings 2- What a pretty convict you have 3- Ann Coulter hates soccer so it must be good 4- Tea party Vs Tea Party decided by black people? Only in America 5- Dick Cheney vs EVERYBODY 6- What the founding fathers meant was, read and think for yourselves