These Warriors Are Terrible

Welcome to The Real World. The story of “The One” being discovered by Morpheus has sent a spark of hope throughout the Resistance. Most still don’t believe Neo is the prophesied one, but others are beginning to believe. Our Terrible Warriors are part of the crew of the Hovership Athens. The Crew has just received a distress signal from the Darius. It’s crew while investigating a supposedly haunted home in the suburbs of MegaCity have disappeared and the Darius’ Operator has lost contact with the last surviving member of the crew. He is asking for help to bring him back to a landline. Will the crew succeed? How deep does this Rabbit Hole go? As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

Sit on my face As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The knights Conal, Derek, Mike and Tom have concluded their battle with the Troit Boar and return to castle Vortagen to declare if their quest was victorious or horribly disastrous. From there they learn ancient secrets about Merlin’s interest in them and even more about their own teacher. Will this be a time of celebration or a time of mourning? Click to find out. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

Fresh from their knighting ceremony the team of Derek, Conal, Tom and Mike charge off to take up and exceed the King’s Quest by slaying the Troit Boar! The group argue for a time trying to find the best way to lure the monstrosity to its demise. As they set the trap the find that the boar is much more powerful than they could possibly imagine and immediately lays to waste among the ranks. As the final seconds tick down will the newfound knights snatch victory? As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

As the night of adventuring winds down the squires Tom, Mike, Derek and Conal, report to their teacher and mentor knight. In the following morning their night time heroism has forced them to face the judgement of the Round table itself and puts them before some of the most famous faces of Arthurian Lore. This is only a prelude as they are given a knight’s quest shortly after their coronation to hunt and bring down a legendary monstrosity and setting to right an ancient blight on Britain soil. And one of them has a plan! As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

Big Mike returns from his hiatus rested and refreshed to lead the Terrible Warriors into the world of the Pendragon RPG, Mike “Birdman” Dodd and Tom "heisanevilgenius" White, are joined by Toronto’s greatest villain Dr. Holocaust Conal MacBeth and Derek “The Bard” Burrow of Chasing the Muse. The group takes on the role of squires on their way to Castle Vortagen to be knighted when they see the Knights of the Round Table also heading to the castle. That night they interrupt a mugging that leads them to a much larger adventure. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

As the smoke clears over the Star Wars RPG campaign the crew of Steve, Justin, Julian and Erika discuss in the aftermath of this deep space horror campaign how the crossover worked, how the betrayals and how the new kids handled playing with the Terrible Warriors. Listen in as the group relaxes and enjoys dropping their characters and talking about where they’ve come and where they are going in upcoming adventures. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

In the final episode of the Star Wars RPG Adventure Birdman takes Steve, Justin, Julian and Erika through the final stretch in a desperate attempt to survive against the strange alien monster experiments of the Leviathan project. With all of the secrets revealed there is no mission, no goal, only survival as the Empire’s experiments hunt them. Will they survive? Does any hope remain? Will Justin not screw up a dice roll for once? Click to find out. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The Warriors Steve, Justin Julian and Erika have moved on in their Star Wars RPG adventure led by Birdman; having decided to forget what they did to get out of the last debacle and are now heading through deep space to determine the truth behind project Leviathan and the strange Imperial station. Once inside all they find is evidence of death and destruction as what started as a simple space adventure has now changed into something much more terrifying. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

In the wake of the rather disastrous start the crew of Birdman, Steve, Justin, Julian and Erika struggle to survive as they take on a fleet of stormtroopers, an imperial base and even a planet out to kill them. As they meet up with their fellow rebels. However as they explore the facility they start learning that there might be more to this facility then just a simple base, and then they stumble into a bunch of traps As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

In this special interview series on These Warriors Are Terrible we get a chance to talk to some of the developers of the games that we play on the show. On this edition of the Terrible Warriors Interview we are talking to Cubicle 7's Dominic Thomas McDowell, the CEO and line developer for Doctor Who and many others! Birdman and Dom talk about working with licensed products and making new adventures in established universes and so much more. It's something special when you two RPG nerds get together to rap about games,etc! Take a seat in your favorite easy chair and listen! http://www.cubicle7.co.uk/

Tonight These Warriors are Terrible take on The Star Wars RPG 2nd Edition Revised and Expanded from West End Games. Watch as Mike “Birdman” Dodd, Steve Saylor, Justin Ecock, with new players Julian Spillane and Erika Szabo take on the Empire in the fall of the first Death Star this group of rebels travel to take on an Imperial weapons depo, fly a starship that might as well be cursed…and sing. There’s a lot of singing. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

In the wake of the Shadowrun RPG the crew of Tom, Steve, Scotty Big Mike and Justin sit back and relax to talk about their first time as Shadowrunners as Birdman talks about his first time running a campaign in twelve years while Big Mike explains where the madness of his character came from. The discussion then turns to greater philosophy about running RPGs and where a GM needs to improvise and when is it better to have a plan. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The team of Scotty, Steve, Big Mike, Justin and Tom uncover a trap from an unexpected source and take over the security within the secret facility below the candy company. They manage to find all of their objectives within the hidden labs and plan to retrieve them all. However in true Terrible Warrior fashion the situation escalates quickly forcing the team to resort to one of the most desperate tactics in RPGs. Splitting the party. Will the team make it out? Will they capture their objective? Will they get paid? As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

As Justin and Tom gather resources, Big Mike and Scotty rush in to save Steve from the latest incarnation of his curse known only as Spoo. What follows is a bevy of carnage and torture that will forever stain the image of Big Mike in the eyes of his fellow players. From that they gain the information and resources needed to sneak into the candy factory. As they sneak in they find Dr. Cullen. Are the Terrible Warriors in the clear? As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.