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These Warriors Are Terrible

Summary: Tabletop Role Playing Game Commentaries with Gamers who shouldn't be playing RPG's. Join in the adventures of our Terrible Warriors as they fight Dragons and Monsters and maybe kill a few chickens along the way. Each week, with only Pencils and Twenty Sided dies to protect them, they will play any RPG as as they quest to save the world in "These Warriors Are Terrible"

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 Neon Genesis Evangelion: Paradise Lost - Episode 1 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:00:54

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com It is the year 2015 and the world is in peril as creatures known as "Angels" attack mankind in an attempt to be part of God's judgement against man. The 2nd branch of NERV has it's new EVA pilots, Scotty, a lonely youth looking for answers, Margot,a girl feeling the responsibility of the world on her shoulders, and Zack, an arrogant army brat with a chip on his shoulder. Joining our EVA pilots are seasoned air force veteran Andy, the designer of the new combat ready Jet-alone and NERV commander Jordan who oversees this team. What roles do our pilots have to play in the oncoming war against forces we can't understand and why has NERV Japan sent it's own representatives to the Nevada desert? Prepare for LCL injection, this is NEON GENESIS EVANGELION: Paradise Lost Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Spirit Of The Century - Target: London - Episode 4 "Target: London" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:56:25

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com The year is 1923 and humanity is roaring forward into the new century rounding out the end of a millennia. From there come people, born on the first day of the century they are charged to protect humanity and lead it towards the future. They are Centurions and they embody the Spirit of the Century. The team speeds through London’s Thames river to stop the attack on Parliament. Cassie “Singing in the Rain” Chui, Derek the Bard , Tom heisanevilgenius White and Conal Macbeth aka Dr. Holocaust face off against the evil mastermind scientist. What follows is an amazing conclusion to an already fantastic adventure. Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Spirit Of The Century - Target: London - Episode 3 "Race Across Europe" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:55:21

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com The year is 1923 and humanity is roaring forward into the new century rounding out the end of a millennia. From there come people, born on the first day of the century they are charged to protect humanity and lead it towards the future. They are Centurions and they embody the Spirit of the Century. Arriving in Venice and thwarting another group of adversaries the Centurions Conal Macbeth aka Dr. Holocaust, Cassie “Singing in the Rain” Chui, Derek the Bard and Tom heisanevilgenius White head for the lab of the missing scientist but instead only find more questions, more adversaries and a new stop on their destination: London. Believing the city is in peril they speed home hoping to avert catastrophe. Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Talented Warriors - Episode 1: Mike Laidman | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:19:36

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com There are several things that we all love about this show, but the thing we never really do justice as how talented our crew is! Seriously we have musicians, writers, artists, fire breathers, podcasters and more on our crew! So with that in mind we thought we would do a miniseries of episodes showcasing that talent by interviewing ourselves! Welcome to Talented Warriors! First up is Mike Laidman. If you are a long time fan of the show, Mike started with us at the very beginning by joining us in the first Video Game Expendables, Marvel Avengers and then recently in Video Game Expendables 2. Mike is a talented comic book artist and podcaster. He podcasts with his girlfriend (and common law wife, we were never sure), Laura Thomas (whom was also on Video Game Expendables and Ghostbusters). That podcast is called "The Untitled Mike and Laura Project". They talk about their lives, read feedback and also talk about geeky topics. Also Mike is a comic artist and is one of the very early web comic artist at "Mike's Stupid Comics" which is sort of a real life turned fantastical adventure with Mike and his friends. But this is just scratching the surface. Listen to find out more! Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Spirit Of The Century - Target: London - Episode 2 "Journey Into Adventure" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:54:38

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com The year is 1923 and humanity is roaring forward into the new century rounding out the end of a millennia. From there come people, born on the first day of the century they are charged to protect humanity and lead it towards the future. They are Centurions and they embody the Spirit of the Century. The Centurions Tom heisanevilgenius White, Conal Macbeth aka Dr. Holocaust, Cassie “Singing in the Rain” Chui, and Derek the Bard are speeding across Europe to learn the truth of the missing scientist. However an evil presence lurks on their train threatening their journey and their lives. Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Spirit Of The Century - Target: London - Episode 1 "Defense of The Eye Of Set" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:57:00

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com The year is 1923 and humanity is roaring forward into the new century rounding out the end of a millennium. From there come people, born on the first day of the century they are charged to protect humanity and lead it towards the future. They are Centurions and they embody the Spirit of the Century. A new cavalcade of madness erupts on the podcast as Big Mike Game Masters the team of Derek the Bard, Tom Heisanevilgenius White, Conal Macbeth aka Dr. Holocaust and Cassie “Singing in the Rain” Chui take on the role of pulp adventure heroes. On the tails of their last great adventure they learn of a missing scientist in Venice and are tasked to find out what happened. And then it gets silly. Were you expecting anything else? Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Dear Dark Journal... A Monsterhearts Drama - Episode 4 - You're all invited | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:08:35

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com “Dear Journal, I am at a party. I think Rosalyn may be a hot vampire. It may the fangs, it may be the fact that she doesn’t know any colour combinations… she’s wearing colours that is three years out of date…” - The Dark Journal of Christian A. Christ IV It’s the party we’ve all been waiting for. The final chapter of the Terrible Warriors take on the world of Monsterhearts. Lexi and Adam have been captured by Tristan and Rosalyn and are brought to meet a shadowy figure. Chris lies broken in his home wondering what to do next. Ping is still sleeping in the forest. Spoiler alert, this episode gets violent. Join the Master of Ceremonies, Justin Ecock, and the Terrible Players Julian Spillane, Bre Poisonne, Shane Baelish, the sleeping Alex James, Mags and Steve Saylor in the final installment of our Monsterhearts drama. Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Dear Dark Journal... A Monsterhearts Drama - Episode 3 - The Darkest Self | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:24

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com “Valentines Day. Last night was both amazing… and horrible. On the upside I got to touch Lexi’s boob and I kicked that douche werewolf’s ass. Oh by the way werewolves and chosen ones are real? And… yea… shit is weird. Must be puberty” - The Dark Journal of Christian A. Christ IV The Terrible Warriors return to the world of Monsterhearts and the plot begins to escalate. The vampire is holding a party and nobody is inviting the chosen one. Adam the werewolf stands on the brink and must choose between his lust and his friends while Tristan the infernal is given further instructions by his Dark Power. Perhaps it will be the mortal, Chris, who will be able to bind these monsters together. The week is almost over and our story begins on a Friday in a rundown house on the wrong side of town. Join the Master of Ceremonies, Justin Ecock, and the Terrible Players Julian Spillane, Bre Poisonne, Shane Baelish, the sleeping Alex James, Mags Storey and Steve Saylor in the third installment of our Monsterhearts drama. Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Dear Dark Journal... A Monsterhearts Drama - Episode 2 - Take Your Seats | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:12

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com “Life is so dark and boring. If only anybody could understand how dark and boring my life was. So dark and so dark and boring. And so the door opened and she walked in…” – The Dark Journal of Christian A. Christ IV The terrible warriors have taken on their skins and the scene is set for the drama to being. A Vampire, hundreds of years old, who has chosen Middleton USA as her new hunting grounds. An Infernal, his soul bound by a dark pact that demands blood. The Werewolf, torn away from his friends as the power within him lures him towards violence. The Chosen One, recently made aware of the darkness around her and a threat against her life. The Fae, beautiful and dangerous and searching for a promise. And The Mortal whom no one can understand the darkness in his soul. It’s time for class and our characters take their seats. Valentine’s day is just around the corner and a Dark Power is rising in the small town. Join the Master of Ceremonies, Justin Ecock, and the Terrible Players Julian Spillane, Bre Poisonne, Shane Baelish, Alex James, Mags and Steve Saylor as the tale begins in our Monsterhearts drama. Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Dear Dark Journal... A Monsterhearts Drama - Episode 1 - Stealing The Gift | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:07:45

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com Most teenagers get to grow up without encountering anything scarier than gang violence, drug overdoses and chlamydia. They think that’s the worst that the world has to offer them, and they have the luxury of laughing. You don’t have the luxury of laughing. You know the world has hideous, horrible things hiding in the shadows. You know because you’re one of them. There’s wickedness that dwells within your chest, darkness that courses through your veins. Most teenagers will never know that things like you exist, the secret monsterhearts. The Terrible Warriors return to 2014 with something never before attempted. Teenaged Monster Melodrama. The world of monsterhearts is steamy and confusing and full of threads connecting all our characters. This first hour is their origin stories. Join the Master of Ceremonies, Justin Ecock, and the terrible players Julian Spillane, Bre Poisonne, Shane Baelish, Alex James, Mags Storey and Steve Saylor as we arrive at Middleton USA and meet our desperate group of monsterhearts. Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Terrible Warriors Holiday Special: Cards Against Humanity | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:52:02

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com Merry Christmas everybody! On this special December 25th, we here at These Warriors Are Terrible wanted to give you something a little special in your digital stocking. So today we bring you our adventure into the now classic card game, Cards Against Humanity! Gather round your earbuds and listen as our Terrible Warriors Steve, Julian, Justin, Cassie, Bre and new player Shane sit behind the mics kicking back and relaxing and just having great fun on Christmas! Thank you all for a wonderful year of Terrible Warriors, stay tuned in early 2014 for Season 2 of These Warriors Are Terrible! Happy Holidays! Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Storytime with Bre - Episode 1 - Root Her | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:02:43

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com As heard in the Terrible Warriors Special Christmas Special: Cards Against Humanity - Gather round Boys and Girls as we listen to Bre Poisonne bring you "Storytime with Bre". In this episode she reads a special piece of fan fiction called "Root Her" Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Ghostbusters: The Spectre at Santa's Village - Part 5 Debrief | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:59:50

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com If someone asks if you're a god you say YES! The Proton Packs have been put away, the possessed Ice Cream Truck back in the garage. Let's listen as our Terrible Warriors, Steve, Laura, Scotty and Derek discuss with the Ghost Master Mike Dodd about what we thought of those pesky spectres in Santa's Village. Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Ghostbusters: The Spectre at Santa's Village - Part 4 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:58:09

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com Yes your honour, he has no dick... In the EPIC conclusion of Ghostbusters: spectre at Santa's Village, our Hamilton Ghostbusters after taking down the giant Gingerbread man, they must stop Xoff from manifesting into our reality. Will Alan get possessed again? Will we ever get our money for the job now? Will North bay be destroyed? Most likely. But listen to find out! Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

 Ghostbusters: The Spectre at Santa's Village - Part 3 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:57:42

Subscribe to the podcast at http://thesewarriorsareterrible.com Tell them about the twinkie... Investigating Northland Park where the holiday themed Santa's Village has been possessed and not only haunting the patrons, but are defending something, what the Hamilton Ghostbusters of Steve, Laura, Scotty and Derek along with our Ghost Master Mike Dodd will have to find out! Also, are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

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