These Warriors Are Terrible

9.5 million years ago on distant planet Cybertron, the planet is under the control of the sinister Quintessons. This evil race of beings has subjugated the local inhabitants called the Cybetronians who are gifted with the ability to transform into vehicles on command. However, from the shadows comes a new organization dedicated to liberating Cybertron from the hold of their evil masters. Today, Julian, Steve, Birdman and Conal have received a summons from the leader of the Autobots: Sentinel Prime that will change the history of their entire race. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The Terrible Warriors that are Mike, Steve, Julian, Cassie, Erika and Justin all sit down for some collective group therapy after the great experiment that was Paranoia XP. What did you think? Let us know on twitter at @dicewarriors and in the comments below. Loyalty is Mandatory. The Computer is your Friend. The Friend Computer thanks you for your loyalty. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The Friend Computer is always watching. Oh, wow... things are not going well. Death by toothpicks? Yikes. Time to run, right? Those scrubbots are not messing around and will mess you up and promptly clean up the mess and leave a minty fresh sheen, cleanliness is mandatory. Running for their lives our team of Terrified Troubleshooters races for the Transbot transport waiting to take them to their official debriefing. Only an army of crazed murderous sanitary scrubbots stands in their way between a crazed murderous totalitarian computer ruler. What could possibly go wrong? Yea, they're all going to die this week. It's the final installment of the Terrible Warriors death waltz through Paranoia XP. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The Friend Computer knows best and has your best interest at heart. The Friend Computer is crazy and will drive you crazy. Conscripted to the hit reality show Shooters (brought to you by New Bouncy Bubble Beverage ™) our team of Terrible Troubleshooters have successfully destroyed countless credits of Valuable Computer Property and have uncovered more clues about the mysterious Mr. Bubbles, who seems really concerned about getting off a list. Treachery! Conspiracy! Loyalty! Is Mandatory! Spam! It's part three of the Terrible Warriors journey through the bogus bureaucracy of Paranoia XP. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The Friend Computer greets you! After a harrowing encounter with a crazed Orange officer and a bewildering trip into the bowels of the Infrared Black Market our team of intrepid Troubleshooters are now fully equipped with the information and equipment they require and absolutely nothing is confusing and nothing could go wrong. Yup, clear sailing from here citizen. Is that screaming down the hallway? It's the second part of the Terrible Warriors trip into the madness of Alpha Complex from Paranoia XP. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The Terrible Warriors have jumped into Alpha Complex as Troubleshooters! After receiving a mission from the Magnificent Friend Computer the Troubleshooting Crew must try to not deviate from their designated mission. Will they succeed? Listen to find out! ALL HAIL FRIEND COMPUTER! As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

In the wake of the massive victory (sort of) Birdman leads the discussion with Justin, Mike, Conal, Tom discussing the virtues of the campaign and then the nature of roleplaying itself as they consider the possibility of what comes next should this team of mercenaries come together once more in Freeport. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The mercenaries consisting of Big Mike, Derek, Conal, Tom and Justin take on the latest threat as they head towards the cursed mansion. There they survive dangerous traps, evil villains and their own rampant insanity to take on undead, evil witches and… maybe the big bad evil lurking at the heart of this entire situation? Not sure. You’ll have to listen to find out. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

At long last the combat ends as the assassin attempts to escape, only for Derek, Tom Conal and Justin to do everything in their power to stop him. As the insane dust settles they rejoin Mike and the plot to learn the truth of the evil that plagues Freeport. As they do each are given a small hint of their place in this strange adventure and a hint of evil yet to come. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The situation has escalated as Conal takes on the mysterious assassin. As combat begins Derek, Tom and Justin rush to his aid as Mike provides musical accompaniment, entertaining the masses and earning the group money. However combat transforms into a rollercoaster of insanity as critical misses deal the group their first true death in the party. And then it gets nuts. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

At long last The Terrible Warriors take on the beloved Pathfinder RPG. Taking on the role of a group of mercenaries (mostly chaotic alignment) Tom, Derek, Conal, Mike and Justin swagger into Freeport and already start derailing the plot right on the deck of the ship. From there it degrades quite quickly into the kind of classic pen and paper insanity that one would expect from a group of “heroes”. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

The Crew has jacked out of the Matrix as they discuss The Matrix Deletion written by first time GM, Snowball! How did he do? Listen as Steve, Justin, Julian, Erika and Cassie talk about their experience being a part of the story, what was Steve's strengths and weaknesses as GM and what could he do to improve next time. As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

In the epic conclusion to Matrix Deletion, the Terrible Warriors Justin, Julian, Erika and Cassie are fighting their way to the top of METACORTEX to destroy the Hardline Virus. There's explosions, car crashes, gun battles, and of course some Kung Fu! Will the Agent's catch them? Listen to find out! As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

Receiving a tip from Deanna at Club Dionysus, the Terrible Warriors Justin, Julian, Erika and Cassie are sent to METACORTEX, the once great Software Company whom Thomas Anderson, a former employee, once worked. Inside they may find the virus that is killing Red Pills at Hardlines. At the stroke of midnight, the crew of the Athens attempt to infiltrate the building. Will they be caught? Will they succeed or fail their mission? Listen to find out! As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.

After seeing a Red Pill destroyed at a Hardline and now trapped inside the Matrix our Terrible Warriors are scrambling for any information that could help them get back home. Will Justin, Julian, Erika and Cassie survive? Will the mysterious Agent catch them? Take the Red Pill and listen to this episode of Matrix Deletion! As always are there any settings or RPG systems you’d like the Terrible Warriors to visit? Do you have your own shameful, awesome or just plain silly RPG adventures? Tell us with a comment below or e-mail us at feedback@thesewarriorsareterrible.com. With your permission we’ll share these stories and play your suggested settings for upcoming games for the Terrible Warriors.