So I Married A Movie Geek

Who are we? Why are we here? WHEN WILL THE ANDROIDS DESTROY US AND WHAT DO THE BLACK LEGGOS MEAN?? Life's most burning questions are asked on this week's podcast (with Prometheus and 2001: A Space Odyssey), and J and K are only too happy to try and find the answers. ...And by 'try and find the answers'  I mean grasp at straws and (literally) navel gaze through an hour of infrared flipcam bad guys, ice queen puah up girls with daddy issues, and a vast quilt of nonsense. Join us through the technicolor dreamcoat black hole of space and time, won't you? There's some delicious black goo on the other side! Yum! (Rated R-ish.... potty mouths!)

EPISODE 100!! Holy crap we made it! Without killing each other! So we celebrate by finally forcing Krissy to watch all 3 of the Lord of the Rings movies for the very first time! FINALLY! And guess what? It only took TEN FRIGGIN' DAYS! Did we mention we watched the Extended Editions? Cause we did! And it took FOREVER. If you're looking for a serious discussion about LOTR, you've come to the wrong place. If you want to hear 2 people talk about Frodo acting like a wuss, Gandalf changing colors inexplicably, the dastardly villains Sourman and Sourpuss, Friends #1 and #2, Gollum's similarities to a family member, Lunesta dragons, lots of walking and then battles and then more walking... Plus impressions aplenty, YOU SHALL NOT PASS this opportunity to join in the celebration! Rated PG-13ish with only a few bouts of swearing and juvenile humor about where to hide your RING!

EPISODE 100!! Holy crap we made it! Without killing each other! So we celebrate by finally forcing Krissy to watch all 3 of the Lord of the Rings movies for the very first time! FINALLY! And guess what? It only took TEN FRIGGIN' DAYS! Did we mention we watched the Extended Editions? Cause we did! And it took FOREVER. If you're looking for a serious discussion about LOTR, you've come to the wrong place. If you want to hear 2 people talk about Frodo acting like a wuss, Gandalf changing colors inexplicably, the dastardly villains Sourman and Sourpuss, Friends #1 and #2, Gollum's similarities to a family member, Lunesta dragons, lots of walking and then battles and then more walking... Plus impressions aplenty, YOU SHALL NOT PASS this opportunity to join in the celebration! Rated PG-13ish with only a few bouts of swearing and juvenile humor about where to hide your RING!

EPISODE 100!! Holy crap we made it! Without killing each other! So we celebrate by finally forcing Krissy to watch all 3 of the Lord of the Rings movies for the very first time! FINALLY! And guess what? It only took TEN FRIGGIN' DAYS! Did we mention we watched the Extended Editions? Cause we did! And it took FOREVER. If you're looking for a serious discussion about LOTR, you've come to the wrong place. If you want to hear 2 people talk about Frodo acting like a wuss, Gandalf changing colors inexplicably, the dastardly villains Sourman and Sourpuss, Friends #1 and #2, Gollum's similarities to a family member, Lunesta dragons, lots of walking and then battles and then more walking... Plus impressions aplenty, YOU SHALL NOT PASS this opportunity to join in the celebration! Rated PG-13ish with only a few bouts of swearing and juvenile humor about where to hide your RING!

We got 99 episodes and a witch ain't [in] one of them! Unless you count a telekinetic teenager with serious mommy/Jesus/bully issues. Because we DEFINITELY have one of those! We've also got the lowdown on stalking your favorite author/actor/famous person (Misery style), how (not) to get in trouble for poking your students, and the inside track on Carol Smith!! This podcast may be rated PG-13, but only listen if you're not opposed to violent commentary and innuendo - plus a frank discussion on the birds and the bees. BEEEEEEES!

We got 99 episodes and a witch ain't [in] one of them! Unless you count a telekinetic teenager with serious mommy/Jesus/bully issues. Because we DEFINITELY have one of those! We've also got the lowdown on stalking your favorite author/actor/famous person (Misery style), how (not) to get in trouble for poking your students, and the inside track on Carol Smith!! This podcast may be rated PG-13, but only listen if you're not opposed to violent commentary and innuendo - plus a frank discussion on the birds and the bees. BEEEEEEES!

We got 99 episodes and a witch ain't [in] one of them! Unless you count a telekinetic teenager with serious mommy/Jesus/bully issues. Because we DEFINITELY have one of those! We've also got the lowdown on stalking your favorite author/actor/famous person (Misery style), how (not) to get in trouble for poking your students, and the inside track on Carol Smith!! This podcast may be rated PG-13, but only listen if you're not opposed to violent commentary and innuendo - plus a frank discussion on the birds and the bees. BEEEEEEES!

Talkative Southern women in a hair salon vs. faking your own death to get away from your psycho husband with a mysterious mustache!!! Duh duh DUH!!!!! PLUS...Julia Roberts double feature! DUH! Which movie - Steel Magnolias vs. Sleeping with the Enemy - did Krissy enjoy more the 1st time up?? Is she the last female drama nerd to see the former? Does Shirley MacClaine actually believe in aliens? What is up with Julia Roberts' mommy haircut in that movie? Or either movie? We talk a lot about hair. Like The Lawnmower Man's hair! And making terrible decisions when faking your death. And don't forget...organizing all hand towels and canned goods! It's all rather scientific AND PG-13 but skirts towards R territory because of someone's potty mouth. Guess who that is????

Talkative Southern women in a hair salon vs. faking your own death to get away from your psycho husband with a mysterious mustache!!! Duh duh DUH!!!!! PLUS...Julia Roberts double feature! DUH! Which movie - Steel Magnolias vs. Sleeping with the Enemy - did Krissy enjoy more the 1st time up?? Is she the last female drama nerd to see the former? Does Shirley MacClaine actually believe in aliens? What is up with Julia Roberts' mommy haircut in that movie? Or either movie? We talk a lot about hair. Like The Lawnmower Man's hair! And making terrible decisions when faking your death. And don't forget...organizing all hand towels and canned goods! It's all rather scientific AND PG-13 but skirts towards R territory because of someone's potty mouth. Guess who that is????

Talkative Southern women in a hair salon vs. faking your own death to get away from your psycho husband with a mysterious mustache!!! Duh duh DUH!!!!! PLUS...Julia Roberts double feature! DUH! Which movie - Steel Magnolias vs. Sleeping with the Enemy - did Krissy enjoy more the 1st time up?? Is she the last female drama nerd to see the former? Does Shirley MacClaine actually believe in aliens? What is up with Julia Roberts' mommy haircut in that movie? Or either movie? We talk a lot about hair. Like The Lawnmower Man's hair! And making terrible decisions when faking your death. And don't forget...organizing all hand towels and canned goods! It's all rather scientific AND PG-13 but skirts towards R territory because of someone's potty mouth. Guess who that is????

This week, your favorite movie geek couple hunker down for three - count 'em, 3! - Marvel comic movies... One of which may or may not currently be the biggest movie in the world. (MOVIE SMASH!!!) Iron Man 2, Thor and The Avengers! It might have been too much super awesomness for our ADHD-riddled brains to process though, as we were easily sidetracked by things like closed captioning devices, bright phones, and the MOST ANNOYING children ever to have gone to the theater. ("Huhuhuhuhuh...YEAH!!" "Daaaaddy, is it ooooover yet?") Crazy people that we wanted to sock in the face aside, it was a good ride. Join us as we discuss our favorite superhero(es), the lusciousness (or is it grunginess?) of Thor Hemsworth's hair, extra credit scenes and all things Robert Downey Jr. This podcast would be rated PG-13, were it not for liberal use of the F-word. So, R it is!

This week, your favorite movie geek couple hunker down for three - count 'em, 3! - Marvel comic movies... One of which may or may not currently be the biggest movie in the world. (MOVIE SMASH!!!) Iron Man 2, Thor and The Avengers! It might have been too much super awesomness for our ADHD-riddled brains to process though, as we were easily sidetracked by things like closed captioning devices, bright phones, and the MOST ANNOYING children ever to have gone to the theater. ("Huhuhuhuhuh...YEAH!!" "Daaaaddy, is it ooooover yet?") Crazy people that we wanted to sock in the face aside, it was a good ride. Join us as we discuss our favorite superhero(es), the lusciousness (or is it grunginess?) of Thor Hemsworth's hair, extra credit scenes and all things Robert Downey Jr. This podcast would be rated PG-13, were it not for liberal use of the F-word. So, R it is!

This week, your favorite movie geek couple hunker down for three - count 'em, 3! - Marvel comic movies... One of which may or may not currently be the biggest movie in the world. (MOVIE SMASH!!!) Iron Man 2, Thor and The Avengers! It might have been too much super awesomness for our ADHD-riddled brains to process though, as we were easily sidetracked by things like closed captioning devices, bright phones, and the MOST ANNOYING children ever to have gone to the theater. ("Huhuhuhuhuh...YEAH!!" "Daaaaddy, is it ooooover yet?") Crazy people that we wanted to sock in the face aside, it was a good ride. Join us as we discuss our favorite superhero(es), the lusciousness (or is it grunginess?) of Thor Hemsworth's hair, extra credit scenes and all things Robert Downey Jr. This podcast would be rated PG-13, were it not for liberal use of the F-word. So, R it is!

Monsters, Graboids, and Critters - oh my!!  This week is all about 80s cult classic movies Monster Squad, Tremors, and Critters... But J and K really boil it down and talk about the important stuff: dinosaurs in Elizabethan collars, furry red-eyed-rolling testicles, playing skip-it against giant burrowing penis worms (who are really just misunderstood and need a friend), and the merit of swimming against the vortex a la Van Helsing. Ahem. WHY ARE WE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN?? Our poor baby will be forced to watch crazy movies and be party to mom and dad's even crazier recap. What dreams/nightmares may come! Ohh, the shenanigans that will ensue. In the meantime, enjoy this PG-13ish podcast!

Monsters, Graboids, and Critters - oh my!!  This week is all about 80s cult classic movies Monster Squad, Tremors, and Critters... But J and K really boil it down and talk about the important stuff: dinosaurs in Elizabethan collars, furry red-eyed-rolling testicles, playing skip-it against giant burrowing penis worms (who are really just misunderstood and need a friend), and the merit of swimming against the vortex a la Van Helsing. Ahem. WHY ARE WE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN?? Our poor baby will be forced to watch crazy movies and be party to mom and dad's even crazier recap. What dreams/nightmares may come! Ohh, the shenanigans that will ensue. In the meantime, enjoy this PG-13ish podcast!