So I Married A Movie Geek

WE LIVE - to podcast another day! This week, we discuss the dystopian double feature of 'They Live' and 'Demolition Man!' Cool anti-consumerist sunglasses vs. sex headsets! Roddy Piper vs. Sly Stallone and Wesley Snipes! Which one did Krissy like the best, which one did she stay awake for AND is that the same movie? And perhaps the biggest question is mulled over at length from either of these films: WHAT'S WITH THE THREE SEASHELLS? Rated PG-13!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Quippy plumbers! Evolved dino humans! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria! This episode we discuss the pure weirdness of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) and Super Mario Bros. (1993). Which was the better movie? Which was the better video game? Which drugs were the makers of these movies taking at the time? WE WANT ANSWERS!!!! This episode is rated PG-15!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Quippy plumbers! Evolved dino humans! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria! This episode we discuss the pure weirdness of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) and Super Mario Bros. (1993). Which was the better movie? Which was the better video game? Which drugs were the makers of these movies taking at the time? WE WANT ANSWERS!!!! This episode is rated PG-15!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Quippy plumbers! Evolved dino humans! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria! This episode we discuss the pure weirdness of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) and Super Mario Bros. (1993). Which was the better movie? Which was the better video game? Which drugs were the makers of these movies taking at the time? WE WANT ANSWERS!!!! This episode is rated PG-15!

WE ARE BACK!!! We have wine! And we're each discussing our favorite films of 2012! Which movies moved us most - in our souls, our hearts and/or our under carriages? Which movies did we disagree on the most? After having the exact same favorite movie in 2011, did we agree again this year? Or did someone - ahem - BREAK ALL THE RULES?!?! Also, what newly prized possession did Krissy get for Xmas and how did we spend our holiday break? It's all R-rated because the curse jar is out, ya'll!! 2012 4 LIFE!!!!!

WE ARE BACK!!! We have wine! And we're each discussing our favorite films of 2012! Which movies moved us most - in our souls, our hearts and/or our under carriages? Which movies did we disagree on the most? After having the exact same favorite movie in 2011, did we agree again this year? Or did someone - ahem - BREAK ALL THE RULES?!?! Also, what newly prized possession did Krissy get for Xmas and how did we spend our holiday break? It's all R-rated because the curse jar is out, ya'll!! 2012 4 LIFE!!!!!

WE ARE BACK!!! We have wine! And we're each discussing our favorite films of 2012! Which movies moved us most - in our souls, our hearts and/or our under carriages? Which movies did we disagree on the most? After having the exact same favorite movie in 2011, did we agree again this year? Or did someone - ahem - BREAK ALL THE RULES?!?! Also, what newly prized possession did Krissy get for Xmas and how did we spend our holiday break? It's all R-rated because the curse jar is out, ya'll!! 2012 4 LIFE!!!!!

MUSICAL TRIPLE FEATURE FTW. It's here and it's totally cray cray and out of pitch. What's on the docket? We discuss our 1st trip to an actual movie theater since July for Pitch Perfect and K is forced to watch Newsies and Purple Rain - one of which she enjoyed and one of which she was totally mystified by. ALL FUN. With random talk about bloody tamponless noses, Anna Kendrick and 90's classic R&B, the city of Taos vs. Santa Fe, Man Child Christian Bale, Muppet Babies love, Prince's overwhelming machismo and acting skills, good bad movies vs. bad bad movies, the definition of "Purple Rain" and Glitter. AND WE SING. ON WINE. FOR YO PLEASURES. Rated PG-16.

MUSICAL TRIPLE FEATURE FTW. It's here and it's totally cray cray and out of pitch. What's on the docket? We discuss our 1st trip to an actual movie theater since July for Pitch Perfect and K is forced to watch Newsies and Purple Rain - one of which she enjoyed and one of which she was totally mystified by. ALL FUN. With random talk about bloody tamponless noses, Anna Kendrick and 90's classic R&B, the city of Taos vs. Santa Fe, Man Child Christian Bale, Muppet Babies love, Prince's overwhelming machismo and acting skills, good bad movies vs. bad bad movies, the definition of "Purple Rain" and Glitter. AND WE SING. ON WINE. FOR YO PLEASURES. Rated PG-16.

MUSICAL TRIPLE FEATURE FTW. It's here and it's totally cray cray and out of pitch. What's on the docket? We discuss our 1st trip to an actual movie theater since July for Pitch Perfect and K is forced to watch Newsies and Purple Rain - one of which she enjoyed and one of which she was totally mystified by. ALL FUN. With random talk about bloody tamponless noses, Anna Kendrick and 90's classic R&B, the city of Taos vs. Santa Fe, Man Child Christian Bale, Muppet Babies love, Prince's overwhelming machismo and acting skills, good bad movies vs. bad bad movies, the definition of "Purple Rain" and Glitter. AND WE SING. ON WINE. FOR YO PLEASURES. Rated PG-16.

Some people spend their Halloween trick-or-treating, while others slap on the whore makeup (let's be real, ladies, once you're over the age of 16 Halloween just becomes a great excuse to slut out) and go out to a party... But not J and K. They opted to do a podcast! And post it late! (Krissy's disclaimer - this is totally the baby's fault. She's just so NEEDY). As fashionably late to the Halloween party as this episode is, it's full of imitation-synth karaoke'ing, tales from our childhood, advice for outrunning chainsaw-toting psychopaths, and hearty endorsements for Activia! ...Seriously, can you even see that in print without singing it in your head? Ac-tiv-i-aaahhhhhh! Rated PG-17ish. Wait. That's totally 'R'. Nevermind!

Some people spend their Halloween trick-or-treating, while others slap on the whore makeup (let's be real, ladies, once you're over the age of 16 Halloween just becomes a great excuse to slut out) and go out to a party... But not J and K. They opted to do a podcast! And post it late! (Krissy's disclaimer - this is totally the baby's fault. She's just so NEEDY). As fashionably late to the Halloween party as this episode is, it's full of imitation-synth karaoke'ing, tales from our childhood, advice for outrunning chainsaw-toting psychopaths, and hearty endorsements for Activia! ...Seriously, can you even see that in print without singing it in your head? Ac-tiv-i-aaahhhhhh! Rated PG-17ish. Wait. That's totally 'R'. Nevermind!

Some people spend their Halloween trick-or-treating, while others slap on the whore makeup (let's be real, ladies, once you're over the age of 16 Halloween just becomes a great excuse to slut out) and go out to a party... But not J and K. They opted to do a podcast! And post it late! (Krissy's disclaimer - this is totally the baby's fault. She's just so NEEDY). As fashionably late to the Halloween party as this episode is, it's full of imitation-synth karaoke'ing, tales from our childhood, advice for outrunning chainsaw-toting psychopaths, and hearty endorsements for Activia! ...Seriously, can you even see that in print without singing it in your head? Ac-tiv-i-aaahhhhhh! Rated PG-17ish. Wait. That's totally 'R'. Nevermind!

Scary movie month begins! It's October and, following podcast tradition, we're watching horror movies all month long! The first double feature? Phantasm (1979) and Hellraiser (1987)! In a rambling discussion consisting of 3 separate portions due to a cranky baby, we talk about the Tall Man's mustardness, flying balls at your face!, dwarf slaves, "Pin Cushion Man & the Cinnabon Crew," the grossest love story EVER, Disneyland rides, Honey Boo Boo and MUCH much more! We even amazingly keep it PG-13!

Scary movie month begins! It's October and, following podcast tradition, we're watching horror movies all month long! The first double feature? Phantasm (1979) and Hellraiser (1987)! In a rambling discussion consisting of 3 separate portions due to a cranky baby, we talk about the Tall Man's mustardness, flying balls at your face!, dwarf slaves, "Pin Cushion Man & the Cinnabon Crew," the grossest love story EVER, Disneyland rides, Honey Boo Boo and MUCH much more! We even amazingly keep it PG-13!