So I Married A Movie Geek

Scary movie month begins! It's October and, following podcast tradition, we're watching horror movies all month long! The first double feature? Phantasm (1979) and Hellraiser (1987)! In a rambling discussion consisting of 3 separate portions due to a cranky baby, we talk about the Tall Man's mustardness, flying balls at your face!, dwarf slaves, "Pin Cushion Man & the Cinnabon Crew," the grossest love story EVER, Disneyland rides, Honey Boo Boo and MUCH much more! We even amazingly keep it PG-13!

It's Robocop vs The Terminator... at The Hunger Games?! Ok, not really. But it could happen (Team Robocop for the win)! This week, J and K flail about in the shallow end of 80s cyborg film criticism, noting that (a) Detroit is not a very nice place (b) Red Forman - Eric's 'That '70s' Dad! - is a *badass*  and (c) you probably should NOT broadcast your whereabouts when there's a serial killer hunting down people with your exact name. Also, you should consider Benjamin Buttoning down before you're blown into Skittles. Cause it'll make TOTAL SENSE when you hear us talk about it. Join us, won't you? Quick, before we drop from exhaustion...! Rated R for those slippery f bombs, of course!

It's Robocop vs The Terminator... at The Hunger Games?! Ok, not really. But it could happen (Team Robocop for the win)! This week, J and K flail about in the shallow end of 80s cyborg film criticism, noting that (a) Detroit is not a very nice place (b) Red Forman - Eric's 'That '70s' Dad! - is a *badass*  and (c) you probably should NOT broadcast your whereabouts when there's a serial killer hunting down people with your exact name. Also, you should consider Benjamin Buttoning down before you're blown into Skittles. Cause it'll make TOTAL SENSE when you hear us talk about it. Join us, won't you? Quick, before we drop from exhaustion...! Rated R for those slippery f bombs, of course!

It's Robocop vs The Terminator... at The Hunger Games?! Ok, not really. But it could happen (Team Robocop for the win)! This week, J and K flail about in the shallow end of 80s cyborg film criticism, noting that (a) Detroit is not a very nice place (b) Red Forman - Eric's 'That '70s' Dad! - is a *badass*  and (c) you probably should NOT broadcast your whereabouts when there's a serial killer hunting down people with your exact name. Also, you should consider Benjamin Buttoning down before you're blown into Skittles. Cause it'll make TOTAL SENSE when you hear us talk about it. Join us, won't you? Quick, before we drop from exhaustion...! Rated R for those slippery f bombs, of course!

WE BACK! Due to our little now-6-week-old visitor and the temporary death of our laptop, we had to take a short respite. But we're here and briefly discussing 3 movies we watched over the sleep-deprived break! Babies, notorious teens and Michael J. Fox getting naked in a high-rise elevator! How could you ever go wrong? (Answer: YOU CAN'T!) FAIR IS FAIR! Excuse our spontaneous brain farts! We're still trying to figure this whole having-a-baby thing out! She even makes her 1st appearance on the podcast! Rated PG-13 for a few curse words! (Sorry, Brooklyn!)

WE BACK! Due to our little now-6-week-old visitor and the temporary death of our laptop, we had to take a short respite. But we're here and briefly discussing 3 movies we watched over the sleep-deprived break! Babies, notorious teens and Michael J. Fox getting naked in a high-rise elevator! How could you ever go wrong? (Answer: YOU CAN'T!) FAIR IS FAIR! Excuse our spontaneous brain farts! We're still trying to figure this whole having-a-baby thing out! She even makes her 1st appearance on the podcast! Rated PG-13 for a few curse words! (Sorry, Brooklyn!)

WE BACK! Due to our little now-6-week-old visitor and the temporary death of our laptop, we had to take a short respite. But we're here and briefly discussing 3 movies we watched over the sleep-deprived break! Babies, notorious teens and Michael J. Fox getting naked in a high-rise elevator! How could you ever go wrong? (Answer: YOU CAN'T!) FAIR IS FAIR! Excuse our spontaneous brain farts! We're still trying to figure this whole having-a-baby thing out! She even makes her 1st appearance on the podcast! Rated PG-13 for a few curse words! (Sorry, Brooklyn!)

ZOMBIES!!!! BRAINS!!! We have a 2 week newborn at home! So we taped a ZOMBIE TRIPLE FEATURE ahead of time! Very smart in hindsight! We feel like walking zombies ourselves! NEED SLEEP!!! ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Sooo, we watched both the O.G. Dawn of the Dead and the 2004 remake! Plus, Justin's favorite zombie movie from childhood, The Return of the Living Dead! Did Krissy appreciate it all?? Which did she like best! You must listen to find out! It's all PG-15ish, we think! Can't remember! New parent zombie brainssssss!!!!!! Send naps!!!

ZOMBIES!!!! BRAINS!!! We have a 2 week newborn at home! So we taped a ZOMBIE TRIPLE FEATURE ahead of time! Very smart in hindsight! We feel like walking zombies ourselves! NEED SLEEP!!! ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Sooo, we watched both the O.G. Dawn of the Dead and the 2004 remake! Plus, Justin's favorite zombie movie from childhood, The Return of the Living Dead! Did Krissy appreciate it all?? Which did she like best! You must listen to find out! It's all PG-15ish, we think! Can't remember! New parent zombie brainssssss!!!!!! Send naps!!!

ZOMBIES!!!! BRAINS!!! We have a 2 week newborn at home! So we taped a ZOMBIE TRIPLE FEATURE ahead of time! Very smart in hindsight! We feel like walking zombies ourselves! NEED SLEEP!!! ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Sooo, we watched both the O.G. Dawn of the Dead and the 2004 remake! Plus, Justin's favorite zombie movie from childhood, The Return of the Living Dead! Did Krissy appreciate it all?? Which did she like best! You must listen to find out! It's all PG-15ish, we think! Can't remember! New parent zombie brainssssss!!!!!! Send naps!!!

Kevin Bacon rules, you guys. Thought you should know. You should also know that we just had a baby and are apparently never sleeping AGAIN. Thus, this week we see the release of the infamous "lost episode" of the podcast in which we discuss the 1984 version of FOOTLOOSE. We tried recording it several times and eventually thought it was forever gone. But we found it. In our stupid computer hiding. And here it is! It's a blast from the past in audio form! Rated PG-15 because I'm pretty sure we talk about Kevin Bacon's bacon!

Kevin Bacon rules, you guys. Thought you should know. You should also know that we just had a baby and are apparently never sleeping AGAIN. Thus, this week we see the release of the infamous "lost episode" of the podcast in which we discuss the 1984 version of FOOTLOOSE. We tried recording it several times and eventually thought it was forever gone. But we found it. In our stupid computer hiding. And here it is! It's a blast from the past in audio form! Rated PG-15 because I'm pretty sure we talk about Kevin Bacon's bacon!

Kevin Bacon rules, you guys. Thought you should know. You should also know that we just had a baby and are apparently never sleeping AGAIN. Thus, this week we see the release of the infamous "lost episode" of the podcast in which we discuss the 1984 version of FOOTLOOSE. We tried recording it several times and eventually thought it was forever gone. But we found it. In our stupid computer hiding. And here it is! It's a blast from the past in audio form! Rated PG-15 because I'm pretty sure we talk about Kevin Bacon's bacon!

Kids! Can't live with 'em! Can't easily kill 'em if they happen to be a raving penmanship-medal coveting psychotic or the Antichrist! This week's double feature is all about wild and crazy progeny with The Bad Seed (1956) and the original The Omen (1976)! Why these two? Because we're having a baby this week! A real one! And we're hoping she doesn't come out already wanting to murder us! The resulting discussion from these two flicks has us expounding upon that fear, plus terrible impressions, the dangers of adoption, mentally deranged former friends, downer birthday parties, bloodthirsty/unjustly-maligned pups, the birth of TMZ?, complicated killing rituals and Gregory Peck's canon (oh how mature and sexy it is!) Rated PG-16 for your listening...pleasure?

Kids! Can't live with 'em! Can't easily kill 'em if they happen to be a raving penmanship-medal coveting psychotic or the Antichrist! This week's double feature is all about wild and crazy progeny with The Bad Seed (1956) and the original The Omen (1976)! Why these two? Because we're having a baby this week! A real one! And we're hoping she doesn't come out already wanting to murder us! The resulting discussion from these two flicks has us expounding upon that fear, plus terrible impressions, the dangers of adoption, mentally deranged former friends, downer birthday parties, bloodthirsty/unjustly-maligned pups, the birth of TMZ?, complicated killing rituals and Gregory Peck's canon (oh how mature and sexy it is!) Rated PG-16 for your listening...pleasure?