90 Seconds on The Verge

He opened the cabinet. Inside was a garden. A tiny garden, to be sure, but a garden nonetheless. Miniature patches of miniature sunflowers beamed over a miniature tomato plant. Nearby a miniature stream trickled softly down a miniature bed of rocks and soil. And there, tending the gardens, was a miniature man. And not just any man. A man with his own face.

He was born 1988 in Richmond, Virginia and also 1983 in Rotterdam, Netherlands. At age 15 he left SBV Excelsior's youth squad and signed for Feyenoord. He attended University of Virginia from 2006-2010 starting just after he performed "the goal of a lifetime" in a September 2006 match against Charlton. He was hired at PCMag in 2010 and changed his squad number to 10, previously used by Dennis Bergkamp. In 2011 he joined The Verge and became club captain following the transfer of Cesc Fàbregas to FC Barcelona. As of March 2013, he is the host of Top Shelf, and then one month later he contributed to Manchester United's 20th league title.

"Not again," the hero answered. No. "Can't you keep it enclosed right there?" He was never good with secret codes.

Benny and The Pets. Crockett Man. Can You Feel the Dove Tonight. Tiny Panther. 60 Dog Years On. I Don't Wanna Doe On With You Like That. Goodbye Yellow Brick Toad.

Tackling. Lobbyist. Javelins. Tachyons. Leapfrog. Jetpacks. Tambourine. Landslide. Jugglers. Takedown. Litigious. Joysticks.

"I don't know. This looks complicated." "Nonsense. It's a simple recipe." "Really?" "Of course. Just three steps. Add some ice, shake, and pour."

Now, the story of a 90-second news show...

Yarn. Yoda. Youth. Yolk. Yuks. Yawn. Yowl. Yak. Yeah. Yells. Yacht. Yellow. Yogurt. Yoga. Yammer.

Attacking. Terrestrial. Terrain. Attributed. Tapeless. Taxidermy. Alternate. Trusted. Teaspoons. Action-packed. Tempestuous. Toolshed.

Harrowing. Teary. Chronologies. Happily. Tucking. Compromises. Hungrily. Toeing. Communiqués. Heating. Trained. Crystals.

One of My Turns. The Beautiful Ones. One Time for Me. One Time One Place. Death at One's Elbow. One World. One Man Stands. The Three Shadows Part One. You're the One That I Want. One of Us Cannot Be Wrong. Five to One.

"What if it wasn't a green light? After all, green can just be so incredibly boring, old sport. What if it was a teal light? Or an emerald light. Yes, I like the sound of that. The emerald light." "What about the lime light?" "Get out."

Yahoo, Wii U, and iTunes - 90 Seconds on The Verge

"Please proceed to the front of the line. The next attendant will be with you shortly. When instructed, please present your identification and invoice. If you do not have those documents, we will be happy to help you. Simply proceed to the back of the line and see the next available attendant for assistance."

"A Pixel for you. And a Pixel for you. And yes, that's right — a Pixel for you, too! Ladies, gentlemen, children of all ages — Pixels for everyone!"