Rant Theory

Can too much good be a bad? Too many games, not enough time? I bet there's a bunch of people saying yes. I see you there. Sobbing about all the good shit you get to play. YOU POOR FUCKER. And if anyone just said 'first world problem' that makes you a 'First rate ASSHOLE'. Seriously. Don't say that shit. You sound like a douchebag.  BATMAN! BATTLEFIELD! OTHERS! Man, firmly grab this podcast from both sides and MOTORBOAT THE FUCK OUT OF IT.  DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #53 Too much of a good thing Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

This Mini we talk about the next generation of consoles and whether or not we are done with buying every dumbass thing that comes our way. It's like therapy. Download! Rant Theory Minicast #14 Multi console discush! Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

Ahhhh shiiiit. Number fifty one was all recorded and shit and the fucker evaporated! We shoulda put some glad wrap or something on it.  So yeah, anyway it's gone. But hey, have this one instead! Number 52! In this one we talk about Gears of War 3, Forza 4, and other shit! Sick! Download!  Rant Theory Podcast #52 Fifty one edition!  Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

WEEEEEE!!! That's the sound of bastards enjoying waterslides. BASTARDS. Not heard is the sobs of Nathan consoling himself with red wine because he couldn't go....TO THE EB EXPO! Ear read all about it here! Download it! Rant Theory Mini-Cast #13: Eb Expo Edish! Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

LOOK AT THE MOOSE! Enjoying the surf! Enjoying the sun! But secretly, he's very cold. Because it's winter. The Winter of Summer of Arcade!  This week we dive into that hot (HA!) topic on everybody's lips: Gears of War 3  The Summer/Winter of Arcade on XBLA! Bastion, From Dust, Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet, Fruit Ninja Kinect and Toy Soldiers Vietnam all get a pizzling! DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory mini-cast #12: Winter of Summer of Arcade Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

OHHHHH SHIIIIT. Finally, FINALLY, Here is it, motherfuckin Rant Theory podcast #50. Can you believe it? I can, because I was there. But some bits of it are super fuzzy. Seeing we have an insane wealth of games to talk about this time of year, we don't. Instead listen to this fine piece of rant-indulgence, filled with anecdotes about the the history of Rant Theory. We also play a user-suggested drinking game (can someone send us a minute mark of when the drinking game makes us forget about playing the drinking game?), eat some noxious shit, attempt some serious conversation and just generally get fuckin loose. I would like to also take this opportunity to thank my Rant Theory comrades for sticking with it for so long. You guys are the best. Download it! Rant Theory Podcast #50: ITS THE FIIIIIFF-TEEEEEEEE! Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

WHAT THE EFF!? Another mini one!? Is this where my subscription is going?? Outrageous!  In reality, we need a little more time to prep the shark tank for number 50, so here's another mini in the mean time! Once again featuring the valour fog himself, Morgan Hughes. We totally didn't record these last two at the same time. You're imagining things. Download! Rant Theory Mini-Cast #11 Reboots! Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

AWWWWWW! Look at them! Frolicking in the water! And look at the Daddy moose! BEAMING WITH MOOSE PRIDE.....To be honest....that could be a lady moose...What the fuck do I know about Mooses? SHIT. ANYWAY. This Mini-cast is all about being both a game enthusiast AND a parent. Which we all are. Including our special guest! The one and only Morgan Hughes! Download!Rant Theory Mini-cast #10 Gaming Parents! Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

Unfamous! Non-famous! Mechs! Other bullshit! We are Rant Theory. Number 49! That seems like a lot This week we talk about Infamous 2, Zelda on the 3D(epres)S and Trenched! And ladders! No shit. Ladders. Where's that unsubscribe button.... Download! Rant Theory Podcast 49 It's just like the last podcast!