Rant Theory

Gather round as we spin ye olde tale, of wizards, demons and clicking on shit. This week we talk about Diablo 3 and Max Payne 3. TRIPLE THE MISERY. FUCKIN YESSSSSS! Download! Rant Theory Podcast #60: From the steamy pits of the pod dungeon Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

That's us right there. Filled with child-like wonder, waiting for the gaming industry to dole out E3 treasures while we huddle inside a hollowed out moose. Did they provide? LISTEN ON DEAR LISTENER, and we will tell you a tale, a tale of E3 2012! Download!  Rant Theory Podcast #59: E THREE! Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

And we're back!...? With a podcast?...! Yes! It is. Awesome. We have had a difficult time of late with the cast, moving to a new studio, new babies, other jazz, but we assure you, with NO CERTAINTY, that we should be back on track before long and we appreciate the patience.  In this episode we talk about The Witcher 2, Trials Evolution, Fez and a grip of other horse hockey. Get amongst.  Download! Rant Theory Podcast #58 Yes, I assure you we are still a podcast Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

Here at Rant Theory, we don't just play games and dunk basketballs. WE ALSO WATCH MOVIES. Here is what we thought of The Avengers! SPOILED! Download! Rant Theory Spoilercast: Rant Theorists ASSEMBLE! Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

Attention Rant Theory aficiandos! Here's a new one! Finally! In this one we talk about the new iPad, Syndicate, SSX, Shoot Many Robots and other junk! Great! Just great.  Download it!Rant Theory Podcast #57 The New Podcast Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes   

Let's take a moment. A moment, to reflect. ON OUR LIVES. And our souls. And..our balls. Join us, on OUR journey, a Journey into spoilering. The Journey spoilercast. Get it. Don't listen if you ain't played! Download! Rant Theory Spoiler-Cast: Journey Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

UP WITH THE TIMES! Kewl hip cats we are here at Rant Theory HQ! We've been playing all the hits of yesteryear! We're like the Gold FM of game related podcasts. In this ep (Cool kids totes say ep. We don't have time to say episode. We have shit to do.) we smash out Dark Souls, Dead Island and Rayman Origins, regardless of the fact we have talked about them before. FUCKING REGARDLESS. Others are in there too. Gotham City Impostors I think. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #56: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD! Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

As promised, here's a special bonus cast! It's old and has little relevant information, but we do talk about dog food, so there's that.  Download!Rant Theory Podcast #BONUS!  Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

OH SHIT. Look, I'm not gonna lie..shit's a little fucked up over here. There's all kinds of snaffoos and hoohar and behinds the scenes what the fucks that have lead us to have AN EXCESS OF RANT THEORY. This Mini Cast is the first of 3 casts that will be coming you way in the very near future. ENJOY! DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Mini-cast_ NEWS!  Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

HOLY CRIPES. How long has this been in the fridge for? It's all ...fucked up and there's...liquid! ACK! Let's just slide it off the plate into the bin. I'd love to say we talk about iPhone games...but in all honesty I think this is just Omo and Adam give me all kinds of shit for most of it. So yeah...HAVE A LISTEN. DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Minicast #17: iPhone ones  Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

Thanks for your patience, here it is, your 2011 Game of the year podcast of the year winners, RANT THEORY'S GOATSY OF THE YEAR!  Strap yourself in, this shit is LOOONG. Download it directRant Theory Podcast GOATSY OF THE YEAR 2011 EDITION! Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes No big post on who liked what, just get amongst it! If you want to play along at home, have a drink of our DOTY (drink of the year). DOTY 1 part Vodka1 part gin (preferably Tanqueray)2 parts Red bull1 Zooper Dooper (both ends cut off to use as straw)Fill with lemonade DRANK WITH UNLIMITED GLEE.

HOOOOOBOY! We are right in the thick of it now! Not really. Kinda out of it. It's gone now. We can all stop whining about video games making us busy and actually PLAY the fuckers. Not really. We'll all just keep playing Skyrim. I got smithing up to 60 last night. What's your alchemy at? FUCK. I'm doing it again. Sorry. This time we talk about The Legends pack for NBA 2k12, Rayman Origins and Saints Row the Third! DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #55: Bubble Guts!  Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

Hey!  A minicast! This one we talk about....christmas? I think. I think we talk about motorboating a beard in there someone. FUCK. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Minicast #16 FESTIVUS!  Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

HOLY MOTHER OF CRIMINEY. Mother fucking Skyrim y'all. It's like the entire is nerding out in unison. I can't imagine how deafening it must be if you are one of the few uninterested people. Oh well, sucks to be you cos we're over here HAVING A FUCKING BLAST.  Download! Rant Theory Podcast #54 Skyrim!  Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

This episode? A real dooper. You'll understand soon. In this mini-cast we talk about all those other games we skipped! Rage, Sonic Generations, the Team ICO collection and a lot about ice confection.  DOWNLOAD!  Rant Theory Mini-cast #14: Super Doops! Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes