Rant Theory

Hey remember when we used to talk about Nintendo stuff ? Yeah me neither. Mainly because it's dumb and for children. Well this time, we make up for it, BY TAKING A MASSIVE SHIT ON THE WII U. Not really. We did have a good crack at one though and here's our impressions. In podcast form. Also some other shit. GET! Download! Rant Theory Podcast #69 Wine 'Em, Dine 'em  Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Competition is over! Thanks for your entries! Results soon!

Hello? Is can you hear us? Is this thing on? That sound you can hear is the sound of a Telstra exchange being burned down. Now listen to this podcast recorded in the midst of NO INTERNET. THE HORROR. Also no landlines. But who gives a fuck about that. All those telemarketers must think I'm DEAD. In this one we talk about Assassin's Creed 3....again. Walking dead....probably and a bunch of other cool cool shit. Probably. OH AND DUBSTEP. I wrote it. Well. My iPad did. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #68 Telstrapocalypse Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

WE ARE ALL THE BEST OF FRIENDS! That call each other obscene things a lot. That's normal. It is. More Assassins Creed, Jay Z Balls (NBA 2K13) and some other kooky horseshit. Like Pete Molyneux's kooky 'Confusion'. Or...."inception'......'Frustracity"? WHATEVER, JUS LISSEN. PS Listen all the way til the end. HOLY FUCK. DOWNLOAD!  Rant Theory Podcast #67 My 3 Podcast Friends Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Our contest closes soon! Get your shit in soon! Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

THIS SHIT BE EVIL. This episode is BRIMMING with Satan. It runs for exactly 66 minutes and 6 seconds. Not really. At all. Not even any evil games. Assassins Creed 3 and Need for Speed: Most Wanted? Cars are evil? Killing the planet? Fuck. I don't know. PS Stay tuned for some A grade dumb at the end. It's like a little window into our process. That you wished you never looked into. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #66: The podcast of the beast Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Our contest closes soon! Get your shit in soon! Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

WE LOVE YOUUUUUU! Not you. Ok....you're alright. You have a weird hair style. You shouldn't be eating that anymore. Seriously man. FUCK. Despite your many tragic problems though, WE WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR WONDERFUL QUESTIONS! What a deal! What a wondrous deal! You can't go wrong really. We tackle some SERIOUS SHIT in this cast. For real yo. It gets real. Really. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Minicast: Discussin by demand Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Keep the entries for our Cards Against Humanity comp coming! Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

BETTA LATE THAN NEVAH EH?  EB EXPO! That was recently!....Right? YEAH! Well, this Minicast is all about it! And Chris throwing rocks at his wife. Shameful. DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Minicast EB Expo 2012 Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Keep the entries for our Cards Against Humanity comp coming! Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

WE BACK YALLZ. Have you ever had a conversation that you could see slowly spiraling into fucking madness but felt like a bystander watching a traffic accident? THAT IS THIS ENTIRE PODCAST. Good luck! We talk about FTL, Mark of the ninja, Walking dead ep 4 and others! Fuck yeah! Download it! Rant Theory Podcast #65: In the bottom Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Keep the entries for our Cards Against Humanity comp coming! Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

YAAAY! Finally, Rant Theory talks about Borderlands. BUT THERE'S A TWIST. It's Borderlands 2! This mini is dedicated entirely to our initial impressions of it. Download! Rant Theory Podcast: Bordercast! Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes Keep the entries for our Cards Against Humanity comp coming! Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

WOOO! Content! This podcast has it! IN THERE! FOR SERIOUS!  Ok fine, I can't remember what we talk about. Except for our.........CONTEST! That's right, we are finally giving back after taking so, so much from you. A brand new copy of the unavailable in Australia CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!!  What we want you to do is make something uniquely Rant Theory. A 'warning', a dumb ass song, a picture, whatever the fuck! Just has to be Rant Theory as.  Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book! Competition closes 5th October! DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #64 Many things!...and a competition! Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

MAN IS IT HOT IN HERE WHAT IS ALL THIS STEAM IT MUST BE MY SWEATY WALLET FULL OF BILLS WAIT THERE IS NO BILLS IN THERE IT'S A JOKE ABOUT STEAM. We been playin mad amounts of pc BUUUULSHIIIIT like Krater . Go listen! It's some quality gear. DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #63: Steam sale round-off Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

NUNNANUNNANUNNA NAAAAAH! BAT MAN! CAST! Here it is, the latest offering from Rant Theory, spoiling the shit out of the latest offering from batman, The Dark Knight Rises. He made this movie. That's how I understand it anyway.  BATLOAD IT!Rant Theory Spoiler-cast Bat-cast! Get the funk up! Bat Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Bat Rate!iTunes

GLAVEN! Raids! Nerdy references! How good's Doctor Who? Nah that's too far. Fuck that show. This week's cast is a all about mother flappin' PC GAMIN! Listen intently as Omo and Nathan crawl out of their console holes and nestle gently into the warm embrace of Gabe Newell's bosom. Adam stays at a safe distance and reflects on how gross that is. There's also so Zombies. Day Z and Walking Dead episode 1 to be exact.  DOWNLOAD! Rant Theory Podcast #62: Pea Sea Edish Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

Did you dudes see all that junk when down? It was crazy. No? You didn't? Well shit. Pay attention son!  OR listen to our Mini-cast all about the news! Of the day! Or the week. I dont know. Anyway... DOWNLOAD!Rant Theory Mini-cast: NEWS Feed it!Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate!iTunes

Roll for initiative! Salad Roll for lunch! -10 to hunger! You lunchbox is over encumbered. Your sandwich is over cucumbered. THANKS MUM. RPGS! In this one we talk about them! Also Battlefield 3's fancy new premium service. And cakes. Download! Rant Theory Podcast #61 You have found a Low Quality Podcast Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes

Look at this little one, nestled in your lap, like a glowing reminder that you are slowly going sterile. It's a mini cast! About iOS ones! Fuckin yeah! Download! Rant Theory Mini-cast #19 App Store round off! Feed it! Feed Address! Paste this into your favorite Podcast thing to subscribe! Rate! iTunes