The Shelf Podcast

A residual charge. Iron Fist and Pacific Rim (how did those two things end up in the same podcast?) LAYGO Batman Movie, Kong: Skull Island. We break down The OA. MANY MANY SPOILERS. Crippling winter. Replaced by a magician. Bosch. Luke Cage. Big Little Lies. Vikings. Travis Fimmel vs Charlie Hunnam. Adam is back on board with Samuel L. Jackson. Justin is back on board with Keanu Reeves and loving John Wick. Can anybody get back on board Batman & Robin with George Clooney? The Shelf returns to The Toff in Melbourne for April. Season Passes sold out, individual show tickets selling fast.

Hey Hey It's Shelfday! The sad decline of Johnny Depp. Get me to the Greico. The return of Skeet Ulrich. Big Little Lies. What is going on with the widescreen in Legion? Return to brekky radio. Stupid lists. Spitroastoscopy. Volcanic sunburn. Getting on board new sports. Nacelles. Guy Ritchie. Marvel music. The Gay Terminator. That director that cheated on his wife with Kristen Stewart.  The Shelf Season XIV April 3, 10 & 17 on sale now.  

Old man noises, awesome rigs and many spoilers. Adam's been watching Riverdale, Justin has been watching Santa Calrita Diet, they've both seen The OA, and there will be many spoilers. Good Wife and Brooklyn 99 also get a mention. Justin has seen Split (more spoilers, like huge ones) and Adam is still very angry at M. Night Shyamalamadingdong for the glacial pace of Unbreakable (of which there are many more spoilers but it's an old movie, so suck it up crybaby). Some discussion about Doctor Strange and Justin did not love Civll War when he saw it again. Adam has read a book, Justin is trying to get out of the echo chamber. Hunt for the Wilderpeople, What We Do in the Shadows, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (the trailer, not the movie) and the excerable DC movies. Final Season pass tickets for The Shelf season XIV on sale now. 

This is a massive 100 minute end of year wrap up podcast. Justin and Adam will spoil everything. Including that show with the robots that was on just this week. Mostly they're going to talk about how much they hated Suicide Squad. Favourite films, books, comics, tv shows and other malarkey from 2016. Look, it's two hours, the less time you spend reading this, the more time you'll have to listen.

Major Snotty. Things from before you were born. The best things about Luke Cage. Smoother than smooth. Nailing Superman. Justin tries to explain to Adam what happened in Secret Wars, and bemoans Civil War 2. Vision 11 has hurt both of them. Doctor Doom: Bad Debt. Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor at the Pearly Gates. Samuel L. Jackson and Tim Burton.

Adam feels like he's been in an abusive relationship with Melbourne, and is chased out of town by Paste-Pot Pete. Night and nighter. Sax careers. Justin's new record. Adam has been watching TV from the nineties, Frasier and Star Trek, and Justin has been watching cartoons, Bojack Horseman and Rick & Morty. Adam has been reading Invincible, while Justin is still loving Tom King, especially his run on Batman. Some deep love for Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol. Six degrees of Hot Gossip. Justin was disappointed by the movie Sully, which somehow becomes a new version of The Love Boat, and then descends into talking about comedians on boats.

The mics keep cutting out on this one. Some repairs have been attempted, but it’s a bit annoying. Adam’s been to Melbourne to do a different podcast and Justin has gone full hipster. Adam is reading Saga (spoilerific) including talk of Y: The Last Man and Ex Machina. Adam has been watching Brain Dead, Justin watched Interstellar on his new TV, and Adam has to guess which scenes he’s watching (spoilwah). Does the Batman V Superman extended cut improve things (spoilerish)? More Affleck V Bale, Justin has seen The BFG, which causes some odd discussion of what constitutes a movie tanking, Rake and Cleverman are still impressing Justin, and there is much talk about the final episodes for Game of Thrones (spoilery spoily spoil spoil).

Who’s your favourite in The Goodies, Justin’s instagram animals, Adam has watched London Spy (spoiler alert), Justin is totally into Rake (trigger warning), and they both love Cleverman, although Adam isn’t sold on Frances O’Connor’s very smooth face (elbow skin alert), Justin loves Kate Beckinsale and may be getting into fetish gear as a result, the disco Grammy, Lady Chiklis, Game of Thrones theories (spoiler alert and trigger warning), The Vision by Tom King, Batman by Snyder & Capullo, Batman Inc by Grant Morrison, Warcraft: the Beginning and Finding Dory.

Justin thinks he has thermometer poisoning, Adam spoils Unfollow (SPOILER), Justin has a domestic disaster, Sydney winter, Adam’s not entirely sold on the Preacher TV show, Mad Men, Lost, Law and Order, Justin has a proposal for a Walking Dead crossover, Ian McShane in Game of Thrones (LOTS OF MASSIVE SPOILERS and some nutty theories), Justin’s Mum and her strident opinions on Hans Zimmer, Man of Steel dick ships, Scott Snyder’s Batman, 2000AD Progs 1977-1983, Grant Morrison’s Heavy Metal, Aliens: Defiance, and Joffrey: Batman’s Greatest Failure.If you want to play along at home, over the next few episodes we will discuss: Comic: The Vision by Tom King (ancillary reading, Grayson)TV: Cleverman episodes 1 & 2 ABC & Sundance Movie: Warcraft: The Beginning Book: The Passage by Justin Cronin

Robot vacuum cleaners, The Sha-na-nas, nearly twenty minutes about X-Men Apocalypse (MANY MANY SPOILERS) including some very deeply nerdy discussion of John Byrne, Barry Windsor-Smith and Walt Simonson. Adam’s Brett Ratner conspiracy, including more derision of Batman V Superman and Man of Steel. Lots of comic talk including the new Steve Rogers Captain America comic (OUTRAGEOUS SPOILER) and DC Rebirth (DANCING AROUND A SPOILER). Justin’s Bento Box, Rove’s Condiments, Cap V Trump, Lost, The Good Wife, Preacher, Manga v Western comics, 2000AD & Judge Dredd (SPOILERS), why isn’t The Walking Dead TV show as fun as the comic, RIP True Detective, RIP Agent Carter, Big Food & Bejorj Clooney, Purple Rain and the Prince Illuminati conspiracy. A Goodbye Girl goodbye.

Adam and Justin meet up at Justin’s house to talk about The Wicker Man, Blade Runner, Captain America (They both loved Captain America: Civil War, and the entire conversation is spoiler-free until GIANT SPOILER! Literally. You’ve been warned). The Brubaker & Phillips comic series, Criminal, Velvet, Ms. Marvel, Jessica Jones (the tv show and Alias comic), Justin’s new catchphrase and whatever happened to Gerard Butler? All this plus Hugh Jackman, Heath Ledger, Kelvin the Cactus and bad wanking.

Another drive to the airport, the morning after the end of Season XIII of The Shelf live show. Justin has finally watched a couple of episodes of The Flash TV show, and enthusiasm abounds, despite missing the Wally West Flash, and as a result Adam tries to convince Justin to watch Arrow. Justin loves the new Wonder Woman Earth One by Grant Morrison & Yannick Pacquette, and Adam has really enjoyed the Harley Quinn & the Suicide Squad April Fool’s Day Special by Rob Williams, Jim Lee and Sean Galloway. Justin is disappointed in Grayson, but he’s really into the new Vision, which is all to do with writer Tom King. He’s also excited about the Miles Morales Spider-Man meeting Ms Marvel, and the pregnant Spider-Woman book. Includes bizarre appearances by Bajorj Clooney, Big Food and Remington Steele.

Adam and Justin are in the car, back in Melbourne. Justin needs to go home to Sydney after The Shelf live show, so there’s blinkers, toll beeps, coughs and sneezes. Justin has a goopy eye, Bieber fury and ignorance, panelling radio shows, Batman V Superman (multiple spoilers alert, although the whole film is a spoiler for all films, ever), Deadpool’s opening credits, Daredevil episode 3 (casting spoiler), Jessica Jones (sex scene spoilers), Adam is scared the Doctor Strange movie is going to be a steaming number two, Justin previews the new live-action/CGI Jungle Book. The Shelf Season XIII is sold out online. Some tickets still available on the door. Lineup details at http://shelvers.com.au

The Shelf Podcast Rises. Justin V Adam: Dawn of Bullshit. The first podcast in nearly a year, featuring tasty Adelaide snacks, gym advice, Justin’s new found love for Harry Styles and rekindled love for Neve Campbell, hanging out with Alfie Allen, making tapes of compilation LPs, breaking an embargo and so many movies, TV shows and comic books, including (of course) Doctor Who, Sherlock, Power Man & Iron Fist, The Notebook, Batman V Superman, Cannon, The Rockford Files, Mighty Isis, Unfollow, 2000AD, Judge Dredd, Avengers, and more. Spoiler alert for House of Cards Season 3 and Daredevil Season 2. Tix for The Shelf XIII at Melbourne International Comedy Festival on sale now http://shelvers.com.au

The last of the Comedy Festival live recordings with Justin and Adam. Justin is feeling a lot better and imagines the porn he would make. Adam is on the verge of quitting comedy, like alcohol, he's done so much. Adam explains blossoming, which is distressing on a number of levels. Justin has had enough of oversharers, and Adam cuts sick on clean comedy. Adam does the worst mime of all time, and then falls into a Rob Schneider fury hole. If you're playing along at home, Adam is up to Episode 4 of Daredevil and Justin is up to Episode 7. Justin gets excited about the muscles on Harrison Ford's face.The Shelf XII tickets are on sale now. Lineup includes Wil Anderson, Dave Anthony, Hannah Gadsby, Tom Gleeson, Tony Martin, Celia Pacquola, and Gareth Reynolds.