The Minutes with Mel and Patience

The 'Nite' Minutes! Sharks the size of rulers. Sharks in fridges. Patience Big Brother dream team. What would the gals wear if they met Maggie Beer(s). Mallory gets out and about. Yelp at Southside.

Sea Puppies? What the heck is that? Something to do with a guest podcaster. Scab Gobbler. Dog Vomit Slime Mould.

Mel and Patience bask in the glow of their successful Live Sydney show, and all of the treats they received from fans IRL! Gum Pranks! Landlines and talking on the phone as a teenager. Mel opens up about her evening supporting Aziz Ansari at QPac. Patience talks Wedding Invites and her desire to watch Wedding Films. Mel's Yelp News. Barry Buttle and theatre. Aggressive dating with Shallaine and after gig rituals.

Recorded Live at The Factory Theatre as part of Sydney's Fringe Festival. Mel and Patience get some very special guest help from Mr. Ben Lee with their Dream Porns and Toe Jam, a play Patience wrote in High School. They also cover a few You're Welcome questions and talk of their experiences in Sydney.

1 year of The Minutes, recognise! Patience eats her emotions then Mel helps her name and shame her feelings. Mel has layed eggs. Tales of upbringing. Patience attended the Brisbane Lions final game. Special guest John Patterson tells of his department store drama. Mel has an incredible idea and an incredible letter for Maggie Beer(s). Special reward/announcement/tease!

Television! Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and a discussion involving many of TVs best B Grade shows. Q Music Awards, The Grates attend and win! Mel's debate night Single Vs Married. What's your Honey Boo Boo name? Who's been secretly in love this whole time? Pom Poms = love. Bob Trigg should have his own reality TV show around his sausage business.

Patience and Mel practice for their upcoming live show on twitter user @van_helen. Patience rides on a Puke Bus. Melinda reveals a food related bombshell. The Brisbane Ekka starts today, the ladies discuss, reflect and give tips. Patience saw a stand up comedy show. Melinda reveals another bombshell, a yelp bombshell (watch out @memily) Patience has a PSA. Mel impersonates some old people she is related to.

Special Guest: Comedian Cal Wilson! Patience got a book to help curb her extreme collecting habits. Breakfast and non-breakfast foods and the eating of non-breakfast foods for breakfast. Cal reveals her colourful parenting tips. Has Mel exposed Patience as a vegetable cake fraud? The ladies signature dishes. The Shoe Museum. Cal's 2 fight stories! Private reading time, ladies. Mel and Patience revisit their dream porn films. Mel gets hot over lisps. Cal is amazing at lisps. Patience's washing up break down. Cal shares a share house story. Cal does sit-down comedy on a cruise.

Why would you leave paradise to go and eat mince meat? Let's talk The Drive In. #LikeaNurse you heard it here first! Cos neither Mel nor Pae want to party #LikeaBoss. At a The Minutes official outting to a certified Yelp event, Mel comes face to face with a her Memisis, do you mean Nemesis? No. What do eggs taste like? Well don't bother asking Mel cos she's in a food coma with a swollen tongue. Pae braves IKEA alone on school holidays. Mel buys a new computer but shames herself when she surrenders her embarrassing password. Buttle's late night public transport break down fuels her to holiday on which island? Barbara, Raven's 21st and the best DJ in the world.

Patience and Mel are done with Siri and her attitude problem. Barry has had an item seized by customs. What's Barry's item?? Mel's fuming over her $3.18 Clem 7 fine. Mel and Raven suffer from severe accidental naps. The Grates have adopted a one eyed cat (for a bargain!). She needs a name guys! It's up to you. Patience grieves the late great Mrs Eyeball. Carly Ray Jepson - she's about courtship, not penetration. Patience has met a fake mexican AND a murderer in Wynnum. Mel dissects a 5 year old Maggie Beer newsletter.

The girls have both been cray busy. Patience met an 84 year old lady and they share a common hero. The gals fantasise Costa from Gardening Australia. Patience has a new man in her life R-O-Y. Mel the self appointed fun police and weekend safety officer. We have a new Dad to bring to the fold. More of Patience's verbal flaws. Barry or Patience? Who can tell crazy from crazy?

Patience has a cold. Hand washing. Eczema. Mel’s party survival tips. Patience longs for New York. Laundry. Patience is on her grind. You have to wear pants. Mel has mellowed. Patience has Buttled. Mel has been pickling vegetables. Hakuna Matata Home Brand Jars. Accepting gifts and compliments. Our mum’s are best friends in the making. Role Play! Opera House Logistics. Patience has a fight story. Mel went on a stakeout. Mel accidently saw a drug deal. Patience loves Gardening Australia. Mel prefers indie bakeries. Fish and chip shops have sold out. Mel and Patience want a rural adventure.

Patience has big Mrs Eyeball News. Thank you for being a vet. Mel’s been on tour by herself. Patience is a Fun Gal/ Fungal. Mel 0 Housekeeping 1. Is being backstage fun? Patience announces her new big project! Customer service hints and tips. Mel vomited at Sizzler. Patience and Mel may or may not have urinated, where they may or may not have been allowed to. Patience saw the Lion King at the cinema. We enjoy all you can eat environments. Mel ate at Pie Face. It's Patience's Birthday soon!

Mel doesn’t like Weet Bix. Patience had a jazz ballet emergency, Terry saved the day. Mel did gymnastics. Patience has two secret projects, she can’t talk about them. Dog sitting part two, Mel told a lie and got caught. Patience is on a dairy bender. Mel is on a Friday Night Lights Bender. Patience has played ballsports. We reveal our dream guests. Patience updates us on her elderly neighbor Eileen. Interhouse memories. Mel only wagged school once. Stolen Hymnbooks.

Mel house sat a Golden Retriever. Patience solves smelly feet. Mel has allergies. Patience thinks we should go to a new fancy restaurant. Mel went side of stage at Sizzler. When parents help, Sylvia and Christine get involved in our lives. Mrs Eyeball news. Patience met a runaway boy in New York. Mel is having issues with people at her work. Patience gets organic vegetables delivered to her house. Patience met some rich ladies and some Wynnum ladies.