FBi's Fire Up!

Featuring Todd Carney's family-run bottle shop, Coach Smith's wisdom teeth of genius and (I've got the) Todd Carney Visa Application Blues by Mick Meredith.

Fire Up! demand the abuse of captive kiddies stopped not be subjected to Kidman & Baz's vision of "Australia" as Footy opening entertainment, the boys discover there's more to Poogee gate than thought and minnows dazzle at the world Cup. Where's bird and Sths Crow 17's

Fire Up! on Melbourne's robots feeling the pain, suggest Baz do "Chronulla" the musical, Russ's beautiful mind and get Oh Erroll's blogsite moments of 2008.

See Melbourne feel pain just like regular humans and Leaguies, hear Menhelson go OFF! and read about SBW topping the hate list!

Large toilets get a work out in Mad QLD, Wingy goes awol on his political career, the humans rise again, Sarah Conner style against The Melbourne Robots and their wrestling denials.

Fire Up! lose the play the ball, though equally pitted with one East, one St George fan apiece on all things sexy, or not, in League with KIki and Sassy from "Oh Erroll" a blog shop, sorry Blog site!

Fire Up! predict Mad Monday action, chew through the merits of spitting, reminisce on Fieldsy and the Wagga heist and delight in a triple dakking with an atomic wedgie twist.

Fire Up! is stood down after rumours of an offer from Union is confirmed, so the Greg Bird show is put as a replacement until the matching money can be found.

Fire Up! want stocks @ ANZ, visit the Shire's Sting bar looking for a behemoth in a cage and go Motley cruising with the Telly's Steve Mascord.

Fire Up! case the SBW McMansion, dissect the "no parking meter" party's policy's with Craig Wing and hit the ACT casino with Elliot and Todd.

Fire Up! revel in the glittering talents in League with Fire Up's voice man and sometime Frank Bennett- Dave Wray.

Bereft of fresh ideas Fire Up! rehash the same joke that was funny 12 times for the 13th..Peter Hoare for Grand Final entertainment and Khoder Bill or Sonny Mundine or..

Fire Up! recommends the Khoder school of business, hails the new King of Polynesia-SBW and says the code is still in crisis after 100 years.

Fire Up! & The Whitlam's Tim Freedman dissect Todd Carney's urination caper and Manly's false dawn.