Foul Monkeys A Gay Podcast

It's a long one boys and girls, and the episode is too! We invite James (Americanbadbear) to the mix. Ricky talks about being sexually harrassed by a girl at his work. She likes it doggystyle. We discuss issues with Pride and the gay community being very stupid. Like why in the hell did they invite the Log Cabin Republicans to be in the parade? Huh what? We give Satan a big HEEEEYYYYYYYYY and talk about how we hate when hairs get stuck in the back of our throats when giving blowjobs. Gina gags I think! We play "Death is not an option". Listen to find out who we ask James would rather fuck. Gina hates one of them. Ricky feels weird about how the listeners knows more about him, and he doesn't realize it. Stalk him boys! Then James talks about how it feels to be recognized from a porn and from being in the bear community. Gina says she doesn't talk to anyone that listens to the show (uummm hummm)! James complains about Ricky leaving him in front of a bar while he visits someone in their car. Ricky feels he is innocent until proven guilty and it was not an hour! Is the word hummer a verb or what? Decide for us! Remember to comment and tell us what you think. Email us at foulmonkeys@gmail.com or call our hotline numbers listed on the side of the website. We will play it on the podcast. We promise! p.s.-Gina threatens the listeners  ****Don't forget to check out Gina and Kathy's new podcast at: www.gaydessert.com (http://www.gaydessert.com/)**** Gayzok takes us out with his big Phuck You! This is a picture Ricky took of James (Americanbadbear) the weekend of pride! (http://pics.livejournal.com/millertime77/pic/000cqry7)

We interview the President of the United States. He discusses his bunk bed situation with Jeb and how the Governator gets upset when he can't be on top. George totally admits to being a total bottom....because he likes being closer to the ground. Bushism alert, "Dick is good!" Ryan discusses how hairy he is even down to his unmentionables, while Garrett talks about tucking his balls and dick into his pants. The surprising things is, he is straight! So download, listen and tell us what you think. Email us at foulmonkeys@gmail.com and don't forget to leave us comments. Also, go to iTunes, subscribe and leave a review. p.s.-Ricky wants Twinkies and Ding Dongs! p.s.s. and Gina is somewhere in the mix

We have a new guest. Garrett! Ryan's friend; Ricky's former co-worker. We dicuss the process of interviewing the President when he visits and Gina says some not so nice things about him. He was visiting Florida because of Alberto. Ricky talks about yet another Livejournal member. This one calls Ricky a faggot. She is being welcomed onto our show! Congrats. Then another Livejournal member asks why we play off of our gayness? Humm I wonder why? Then we talk about Ashton Kutcher punking pedophiles and how funny it would be. Garrett and Gina ask two "Death is not an option" questions. Ryan likes to teabag men. While Ricky says he would rather fuck Fran Drescher. Garrett would fuck Oprah. Then we leave our listeners with an exit song they will never forget. Remember to call the hot lines at 206-666-2252 or 206-984-FOUL and leave comments. Remember you can say Phuck You to anyone. Even Us! Comment on the webpage or email us at foulmonkeys@gmail.com Ricky and Gina p.s.-To be continued.....

Kathy brings in the show with a new mix of our theme song! Gina fucks the beginning up. I forgive her! :) Our downloads went up so no talking about necrophilia. Ricky talks about a livejournal use who was a total bitch. We call her out. So you do it too. Get her! You must we are your bosses! Do it and get paid laid! Enis Doctor calls in and reminds us of our new segment. Phuck You! Call our listener hotlines at 206-984-FOUL or 206-666-2252. Call us and tell someone Phuck You and we will play it. It will make us laugh and make you feel better! SURPRISE we have a new guest. Marcia!! She surprises me and causes me to almost hang up. We talk smack about West Virginia. Marcia and Gina says the dutch boys bend over backwards for people. We must try this out. We discuss MOSI and the Body Exhibit. Gina talks about their penises and vaginas. They have them in boxes? I don't know. Enjoy the show and don't forget to comment on the webpage! Join our Kingdom Map also! Ricky and Gina p.s.-Marcia is going to see the Gina Doctor this week!

So we start out with Kathy talking about how she could possibly say yes to Canuckcub if she were not a big ole lesbo. Too sad for Canuckcub. Our listeners decided that enough is enough and our downloads soared again. We love you all. Thanks for listening and tell your friends about us. I play my drunk call to the Little Fatty Cast (http://foulmonkeys.com/www.littlefatty.com). I didn't know that I had called until our listener Gayzok called to ask me if I were really drunk. Wow, boy is it a whopper. We have new telphone numbers for everyone to call in and leave messages for us. The Good, the bad and the ugly we don't give a crap! Kathy tells us how she dreams of eating at the Y and how anyone that does eat there better have some gold lips and some gold to spend. We finally discover the ancient old secret of Foul Monkeys: Kathy puts the foul in Foul Monkeys. Listener Kyle ends the show with this clip he sent us. p.s.-Kathy's lips are made of gold too!

Recorded on 6/6/06 and the world is still here! The devil says our episode number make sure you thank him! Yes so we have a new program to record our podcast and you guys will be impressed! Gina talks bitches about the latency issues we were having but finally shuts the fuck up about it! :) I bitch about my iPod not working anymore and having to send it off again for the 5th time to be replaced. But we both bitch about our downloads from the website dropping. Listen up bitches, you better be telling your friends about us damn it! Ricky talks about meeting up with Lakeguy one of our first listeners. He is cute and he had his boyfriend with him also. Gina talks about how she picked up a date at her family reunion. Not sure but it sounds like a love story straight out of Big Ugly, West Virginia. Yes there is a town called Big Ugly there. Gina said she is so redneck that she is kin to herself! Whoa that is crazy. We talk about yellow fun and dressing up as babies. We also talk about taking over our city and having everyone that doesn't vote for us to suck on 500 nasty uncut cocks that have not been washed in days. Then they would have to eat out a girl that has been on her period for 5 days.....and yes unwashed! Gayzok ends our show with his advertisment he sent us forever and a day ago! Don't forget leave comments on the website or email us at foulmonkeys@gmail.com. Your opinon matters! Ricky and Gina p.s.-Gina wants someone to pick the corn and peanuts from her poop!

We kind of just start this one up with a conversation. We were all relaxed and had a good time. In the mix is Ricky, Misty, Ryan, Queen Diva Kathy and as always the lovely Gina! Ryan explains to us how the world is being taken over by pigs. Then we jump over to my nice email that I sent to the HR director of the former company I worked for. Then Kathy and Ricky get into a love spat and cause gay drama on this episode! We take pauses because well Garageband is a bitch. Anyway download and enjoy! Remember to leave comments on the webpage or email us at foulmonkeys@gmail.com. Also, subscribe to us through iTunes. Don't forget to find your place on our Kingdom map! p.s.-the drama is over!

Hello again Monkey lovers. We are back again...this time we discuss some comments left by listeners. Including the fact that we have been called "Sick, Handicapped, and now Booooring". Yay, we finally did something right. Thats perfectly fine with us...keep sending the comments, suggestions and complaints to foulmonkeys@gmail.com We also discuss the fact that some women complain about getting facials from their men...and why are they complaining, especially if its suppose to be good for the skin. We ponder the question..."does it work if you give yourself a facial?" We are up to episode 10...thanks to everyone for listening and keep on listening...PLEASE!!! Gina and Ricky

So we discuss my weekend at Bears in Paradise with James. He tells everyone about my over obssessive compulsive love for latino men. He made sure I had lots of them around kiss me. James took my innocence and stomped on it this weekend. We discuss his job. You will be surprised with what he does for a living. Gina wants to work for James and James is willing to put her to work! What does James do? Download and listen. That is the only way you will know. We used iChat for the interview and Garageband was being a bitch and kept freezing up. Sorry for the poor audio friends! Take a look at the Monkey Guests to see a picture of James and myself. Make sure you come back to comment on the webpage. We need your comments! Ricky and Gina

Hello again to all our Monkey fans.  A big shout to everyone who has listened to the show and spread the Monkey (so to speak), a big "Thank You" for letting others know about the show.  We are here for your pleasure.  We come in ribbed as well.  And Magnum. :-) We talked about a few things, including a teenager who is getting butt-f**cked in a maximum security prison for stealing a six pack of beer from someone else's garage.  Talking about doing hard time...Sign Gina up.  Gina also reveals something that makes Ricky almost fall out of his seat.  You gotta listen to this one to find out how Ricky reacts to this. Enjoy the show, and remember to tell everyone about us, even people you don't like.  Send us an email with comments, complains or whatever the hell you want to send to foulmonkeys@gmail.com. Kisses Gina and Ricky

We start off the show with Kelly Pickler doing the introduction. She talks for a bit and then leaves. I really can't remember what else we talked about because I didn't keep the notes. Download, listen and tell us what you think. Don't forget to email us at foulmonkeys@gmail.com P.S.-we talk more about sex and sex and sex I think!

We have a foursome going on today. No not that one in the corner of my living room, but the one around the computer. Misty, Ryan, Gina and myself gather around the good stuff. After having lunch at our local Chili's we come back and record a show. Ryan talks about how his feelings are hurt by his ex-gay friends. We talk about Misty and Ryans first time (yes that first time). We play a little "Death is NOT an Option" (heads up Misty wants President Clinton so hard) and talk about the Kingdom Map. We go on a few tangents and Misty talks about how she made a girl cum, and never even touched her. Made me hot and Gina soaked the chair! So downloand and listen. Don't forget to comment or email us at foulmonkeys@gmail.com Ricky and Gina!

Hello once again our fellow monkeys.It is a short one, but interesting. We start out with thank yous and talk about some comments and emails we received. Gina's hummer has caused a big superstar divorce. Arnold and Maria are no longer. Yes I know this is sad, but Gina is damn proud of herself! Then we beg for you to email us for Kathy to get back on the show. (She is a diva like that.) Ryan and Misty are just as important. If you want to hear from them again, email and ask for them. I talk about my new job at Publix, some new links on the website, and gas. Who isn't talking about gas right now. I can't remember what else we talked about because we kept going off on tangents. We find out Gina is not impressed with Jodi Foster's tits and she talks about touching Daryl in his dirty spots! Download and enjoy! p.s.-Something special is coming on Saturday night! Ricky and Gina

We are back again. Loud and proud with nothing to hide. We have four special guests this afternoon. Ryan, Misty, Arnold and Daryl. (http://www.foulmonkeys.com/images/ryan1.jpg) Ryan and Misty are not as special as Arnold and Daryl. Daryl is special. He is a five time Olympic Champion, Special Olympics that is. He is Gina’s cousin; his retarded cousin. Arnold flies in from California to say hello and allows us to interview him. He is the Governator and explains to us why Califonia is the #1 action state. We talk about my involvement with the Secret Service, Arnold and how he loves Hummers, we interview Daryl and Misty tells her undying love for him. We also play game called Death is Not an Option. So download, listen, and let us know what you think. Remember you can always comment here or email us a foulmonkeys@gmail.com. Subscribing to iTunes would be groovy too! Ricky and Gina! p.s.-Misty cuts a fart in the middle of the episode. Listen for it!

Have you been waiting? Waiting for the longest one ever? Well we are here to deliver and it is hard! Almost an hour long! We have a special guest in the house tonight. KATHY! Yes the one and only. We discuss comments, stupid laws, common courtesy (or the lack there of). Kathy shares some of her knowledge about Wicca and everything in between. Download the show, listen, and tell us what you think! We love our fans! Ricky and Gina p.s.-and Kathy!