Foul Monkeys A Gay Podcast

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It is 3 AM and we are drinking and tired.  We start out with The Brave One.  Then we talk about the rest of the day. Herbe's actually says something good about Apple iPods. Charity discusses her jealousy of the penis and what she would do with it if she had one. Drew was in a bad accident.  Check out the Foul Monkeys Blog (http://foulmonkeysforum.blogspot.com/) to see the photos of his car.  Can you guess what kind of potato chips Herbe is eating? We end it with some 'Would You Rathers'!

It’s Ricky, Herbe, Reverend Dom and Drew sitting around the table.  All guys!  Hells yeah. We talk a little about 9/11, but not too much, we are already too depressed in this world.  Herbe gets up before 11am.  I know right! We go over some feedback from the last show. We play a Youtube clip of someone that overacts to Britney’s VMA performance. Ricky tries to stop saying the word ‘like’.  It is like hard and junk!  Imagine Herbe goes off on Apple again!

Welcome to Foul Monkeys Flossie's Show.  Mama Ced took over the last show and everyone loved her.  We will have her on again soon. We go over some comments left on the website and Ricky questions Herbe's video watching of a listener.  Check out Instant Gratification (http://instantgratification.wordpress.com/). Herbe likes Will and Grace, but doesn't want to admit it.  Then we go over some phone calls that we received from the last show.

Welcome Flossie, Herbe's mom to the show. Sorry about the late show, but this is one of the best ever.  Flossie is a dirty girl! No show notes, too sleepy sleeps.

It's another Foul Monkeys Lite addition. We drop our deuce. It's just Herbe and Ricky while Misty is on the sound board.  She doesn't talk, so it is still a lite version. Groceries, video games, and the weekend party. Herbe says Ricky was borderline cheating at the party.  Keep an eye out on the Foul Monkeys Blog (http://foulmonkeysforum.blogspot.com/) to see drunky pictures of Ricky! Keep It Foul, Keep It Fun!

We start out offering our condolences to Mute Brandy.  If you would like, send her an email or call our listener line 206-984-FOUL. Ricky, Herbe, Ryan, Misty, Stephanie, and Drew are around the table.  It gets a little hectic, but it is fun. Iraq and Indiana one in the same?  Ryan sucks Ricky off?  What? Ricky complains about not having any reviews after asking the listeners to do their jobs! Necrophilia makes it into the conversation. Keep a look out for Foul Monkeys Lite #2

This is Foul Monkeys Lite.  Check out why there is a lite version of the greatest podcast in the world! Herbe's bitch moment will also be included in these episodes.  He also names a few things for people to check out. It is simple, light, and extra breezy! Make sure to check out our regular shows too!

A robot introduces us all except Drew. Hello Drew! Herbe isn't on the beginning of the show because he is poopin'. Stephanie tells Ricky that he has to get faster with the sound effects, so he turns them over to Drew to handle. We are so unprofessional as we adjust everything while recording. Then we speak of the psycho slut. We have some wonderful news about the show and then release information on a CONTEST we are having. Bring it on Pod Is My Co-pilot (http://foulmonkeys.com/www.podismycopilot.com)!  Just kidding. Ricky tries to explain Twitter (http://foulmonkeys.com/www.twitter.com), but no one really gets it. Herbe's ass hurts, and we all know why! Herbe thinks Ryan is hot, but not really. Arabian goggles, and the rear admiral are explained. Then we go on a tangent of The Goonies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goonies). Stephanie loves the breast physics of DOA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_%28series%29). Ryan makes everyone yawn over his government story. Herbe says he doesn't know how he feels about the show, but he loves Archerr, from Archer Radio (http://foulmonkeys.com/www.archerradio.com). Archerr said he loves the controversy that Herbe brings to the show. Check out what Archerr had to say over at Archer Radio (http://foulmonkeys.com/www.archerradio.com). We do some listener feedback. Lala from the Pink G33k Podcast (http://pinkg33k.libsyn.com/), Carlos, and Enrique call in. We then end it with 'Would You Rathers'.

Coke and Jack are in the house.  When we say house, we mean Ryan's mouth.  When we say his mouth, well we mean his mouth.  We start talking about pot! Cyber-bullying!  Stephanie tells us everything we need to know.  It is really a pussy term. Herbe spits in the microphones. We have TONS of listener feedback!  Listen and learn. Bigfundrew admits his love for Ryan and Stephanie and asks us some questions.  We answer!  Hope it works for you. Lala from the Pink G33k Podcast (http://pinkg33k.libsyn.com/) is not a racist.  She swears!  Taylor the Latte Boy from Pod Is My Co-pilot (http://www.podismycopilot.com) says he loves Stephanie. Christian leaves a special message for Ryan.  Ryan feels used, abused, and not loved. Check out the Foul Monkeys Website (http://www.foulmonkeys.com) for our email address, IM's, and our fun blog!

Herbe starts it out bitchin' and moanin'.  Like that is new.  Finally Ricky is able to open the show. We review the history of Foul Monkeys because Danny J needed to know.  All the old shows are once again posted for a while. Go back and download them if you want them.  They will not be online for too much longer. Foul Monkeys might be sued.  We talk about it in detail.  Wait until you hear what is said.  We are welcoming the challenge. Ryan takes off his shirt to tell Herbe there will be more Plain White T's.  More world talk.  Herbe is a heartless bitch, kinda.  Ricky then talks about the salaries of CEO's of the American Red Cross, the United Way, and the Salvation Army. Ricky bitches about the nazi's over at Facebook.  Blah whatever. We end with 'Would You Rather's' and then some chitter chatter afterwards. Then you hear the longest word in the dictionary. Make sure to check out the Foul Monkeys Blog (http://foulmonkeysforum.blogspot.com/).  The extra show with Bear Podcast (http://bearpodcast.com/) is there, along with other posts made by us.  If you want follow the lead of Danny J and send us stuff to post there.

Lala from the Pink G33k Podcast (http://pinkg33k.libsyn.com/) brings in the show.  We are Herbeless tonight because he was not in a good mood to talk.  Drama queen!  Ryan gets Italian on us.  Spicy! Stephanie breathes heavy because she is fat.  We talk a little phone sex, just to get started.  We talk a little sidekick we make a little love.  Then we learn the connection between Ryan, Stephanie and her loser ex-husband. We learn about MTD's.  Microphone transmitted diseases.  Stephanie has the most unprofessional doctor ever. We talk about other podcasters listening to the show. Michael from Q Cast CT (http://qcastct.com/), Tim from There Are Some That Call Me Tim (http://timcorrimal.com/) and Go Rainbow Radio (http://timcorrimal.com/), and Archer from Archer Radio (http://archerradio.com/). Then we talk about drug use and what we have done in our past.  We need the addresses of the people who left reviews on iTunes.  We just need one more person to leave us a review.  Lets get to it people! Do we have a transvestite listener? Email Stephanie if you are.  She wants to have a leg up on Ryan. We end with 'Would You Rather's' and talking about how the website might go down because of too many people downloading.  Go to the blog (http://foulmonkeysforum.blogspot.com/) to check out a special show that was recorded with Nard from Bearpodcast (http://bearpodcast.com/).

Ryan is sleepy on this recording. We played Katamari Damacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katamari_Damacy) way too much. Stephanie causes the whole podcast to stop. We have some new sounds, but we have to adjust the sounds. Email us if you have a problem with it. Ryan sings some Linkin Park. Herbe tells his story about his African customer who came in and requested a camera to buy. Listen to find out what he needed it for. Then Ricky talks about his almost arrest. Six police officers and three cars pull him over. Ricky imitates the police officer. Herbe goes the fuck off on everyone in the room. Damn! Stephanie tells her story about getting arrested. Then we go straight into some feedback from previous episodes. Check out the Foul Monkeys Blog (http://foulmonkeysforum.blogspot.com/) to see the photos we posted specifically asked for by Angrygoatee. Stephanie does not agree with one of the listeners. If you are rich, you are fucking evil Ryan says. Ryan extends a challenge to any listeners that live in Wyoming. As promised we drop a deuce. We have sex noises, even queef's. Then we ask Stephanie what it sounds like when she opens her legs. We finish off with Would You Rather's and head out. Have a great week people. p.s.-next four listeners to leave us a review at iTunes gets a free bumper sticker courtesy of Foul Monkeys.

Lala, from the Pink G33k Podcast (http://pinkg33k.libsyn.com/) is in the hizzle.  We start out late because Ricky and Herbe had to get their eat on at Romano's. Lala and Ninja (Sister) are the video game g33k girls?  We go over some Lala life stuff and then move on. Transformers, GI Joe, and other movie stuff is talked about.  Transforming vagina's make Ricky uncomfortable. "Thinking for yourself is bad, Ricky." says Lala. Lala wants her roommate to be super gay!  Best friends don't make good partners! Wii, Wii, and more Wii. Email us with your Wii number! We talk about Myspace sluts. We all know who they are, Candi, Heather, Christie, and Butt Nugget. Go check out Pop Trash Radio (http://poptrashradio.libsyn.com/).  They rock and we love them. Get a free Foul Monkeys bumper sticker by just following Ricky's directions. Do it! Do it! Last, visit the Foul Monkey's Blog (http://foulmonkeysforum.blogspot.com/).  There are pictures and postings by all of us here at Foul Monkeys (http://www.foulmonkeys.com).

It’s Ricky, Herbe, Dustin, Drew and Ryan around the table.  3 straights, 2 gays! Heaven. You may remember the last episode as being a little too deep, so we have to come back and give you the upbeat one. The Easy, Breezy, Beautiful episode!  Yeah I stole it from the PNS Explosion (with Rob Lindley) (http://www.pnsexplosion.com)!  Idols, they are my idols. We talk about San Francisco for a while then move over to the hot tub action that went on at Dustin’s party. News, News, News! Herbe was a DD at age 8.  Mac vs. Windows, AGAIN.  Did you know that Dave Chapelle has started playing WoW?  Then there is a big computer geek segment. Ricky remembers when there were no such things as CD’s.  (He's old) We have phone calls from Brayden from Canada and Xavion from North Carolina.  Happy Birthday Xavion! Charity enters the room.  Then Dominick enters the room.  New characters to the show? Listen and find out. A few random things white rappers and we're out! Check out the Foul Monkeys Forum (http://foulmonkeysforum.blogspot.com/) blog!  It is a new must see!