Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average)

The forty-eighthst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: We blow up the format (a little bit, moreso in theory than in practice); we contemplate the "burning out" of Twitter; an overanalysis of "Swiss Family Robinson", and Storm drops pudding into the mix; superstitions vs. routines vs. eccentricities; and at your behest, we once again talk rapturously about food. (Sandwiches, in this case) Also, there is only one bread worth discussing. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: Please continue to suggest different/interesting things for Storm and his wife to do in Chicago. Also, if we were to interview someone on this podcast, whom should it be? Featured post-show song: "Conerto for Horn in E Flat Major, No. 4 K 495 III. Rondo" - The Swingle Singers Show #048: Bingham Fluids (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The forty-seventhst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: Storm solicits travel advice; our respective favorite Pixar films and why; Paul plots yet more starfucking, but the guys defend their methods; we continue the "favorites" theme discussing TV shows; the podcast is interrupted by yet another technical failure; and a screed from Storm about manufactured celebrity and the death of music celebrity, with an unexpected endpoint. Also: United Breaks Guitars. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: Please give Storm suggestions of different/interesting things to do in Chicago. Featured post-show song: "Blue Sunny Day" - Jonathan Coulton Show #047: The Chicago Douchebag Card (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The forty-sixthrd episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: Paul is cranky/edgy; too much time is spent dwelling on Paul's almost-purchase of an iPhone and Storm's feelings about same; Storm's Million-Dollar Idea for a headband camera; musings on the underwear thrown at us and Storm's plan to recycle them; and pleasant reminiscences of our old sport of "fruiting." Featured post-show song: "I Want You Back" - The Jackson 5 Show #046: A Quiltful o' Thongs (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The forty-fifthst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: discussion of John Hodgman's excellent speech at the RTC Dinner, and his rightful place in the Dept. of Geek Affairs; failures in advertising; video games and motion sickness; our respective first performance experiences, and violating Storm's memories; and our respective favorite commercials. Also, we loves the hecks out of the Englandses. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: What should John Hodgman's honorific be? Also: what video games (especially Xbox games) are worth our hard-earned dollar? Featured post-show song: "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday" - Paul Williams & The Great Gonzo (Dave Golez) Show #045: Examining the Bear (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The forty-fourthnd episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: Storm returns triumphantly and rescues a cat; our inability to get accepted on Pandora; pie in upstate New York (definitely a pie place); Storm's pants regrets, and Paul's questionable pants practices; our recent addiction to Plants vs. Zombies; and James Michener and the prism of time. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: Please answer the poll shown below. Please? UPDATE: If you wish to suggest our music to Pandora, find out how to do it here. (Thanks for the reminder, Roman!) Featured post-show song: "I'll Go Home with Bonnie Jean" - Brigadoon (Original Broadway Cast Show #044: Imminent Awesome Multitude of Pies (Some content NSFW) [poll id=91] Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The forty-thirdst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: Paul rides solo thanks to Storm's fried internet router; Storm is less of a man than he once was; a brief review of our songwriting process; assurances that we have not forgotten our roots; and Jimmy Stewart (barely) trumps Cary Grant. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: If you could only watch the films of one actor or actress, whom would you choose? Featured post-show song: "All By Myself" - Fats Domino Show #043: Ain't No Sunshine When He's Gone (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The forty-secondst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: we cede the driver's seat to our Twitter followers, and run with their suggested topics; the quintessential American-ness of Choco Tacos; musings on the lack of drive-thru Italian and Chinese food, leading to our plans to open a stick-and-cup-based eatery fronted by Dennis De Young; loving memories of our first cars; no Comic-Con for us this year; names are conspicuously dropped; we use any excuse to once again plug Tiny Run t-shirts, and discuss Paul's pandering nature; and Storm's surprise carnival midway story. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: Check out our interview with the gang at WhatTheCast;, and another interview with Flain Falcon on his Anthropodcast. Featured post-show song: "Carnival Ride" - Lojo Russo Show #042: Mullet Hangover and the Inter-Dad Network (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The forty-firstnd episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: personal improvement, regarding sitting up  listening; breaking through our passive aggression; our Tron Rifftrax is released; we get serious regarding minion submissions; dunce caps; Storm's wife is fabulous; and ruminations on childhood experiences (esp. TV and movies) that get sullied upon revisitation. (Is that even a word?) Also: be careful. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: Please share your own experiences with things that have disappointed you when you revisit them in adulthood; and let us know how people in your area bid each other farewell. Also, make sure, if/when you submit your minion photo, that you include a label of some sort declaring your minionhood. Featured post-show song: "Land of the Lost" - Everclear Show #041: My 39-Year-Old Man-Eyes (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The fortiethth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: A lengthy recap of our strange, wonderful week, with digressions about Trader Vics and theme restaurants, Rifftrax, the soullessness of Hollywood, and pre-show nervousness; highway lingo; Jon Brion; the Lefsetz Letter; the earthquake we caused through our Power of Rocking; and we take subject requests from the Twitter Minions. Featured post-show song: "Hollywood" - Connie Francis Show #040: Hollywood Douchebags (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The thirty-ninthst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: Far too much time discussing toilets, toilet seats, and Japanese toilet technology; the culture of shame; a surprise gift from Storm's cat; Storm's complicated, avian relationship with Los Angeles; and happy, incontinent men on television. Featured post-show song: "Toilet Seat" - Wayne Resnick's Trigger Finger Show #039: Show #039: By Gum, So Can You (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The thirty-eighthst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: Storm overcomes his mild disappointment, by way of his cat's online fans; of cats, toilets and empathy; sign spinners; Paul mentions in passing his new floor installation, which leads to discussion of motivation and praise; and we warily step towards the precipice of political discussion, as Storm's patronage of his favorite pizza place hangs in the balance. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: Let us know if you have any evidence and/or experience of a cat (or cats) falling into and/or drowning in an open toilet. Also, are there other people (males) out there who require praise and affirmation after completing any household job/labor-intensive task? Featured post-show song: "Señor Don Gato" - The Biscuit Brothers and The Wild Basin Winds Show #038: Dunk-a-Cat (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The thirty-seventhst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: the PAX announcement; cool masks and Mork suspenders; crawling deep into our own (metaphorical) asses to discuss the past two weeks' musical and video work, including our newest song, "Here Come the Dinosaurs"; ruminating on the popularity of cat videos; and the joys of poutine, and how best to export it to the States. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: What makes cat videos so popular on the Netterwebs? Also, vote in the poll to help decide the name for Storm's poutinerie franchises (or suggest your own name). Featured post-show song: "Everybody Loves French Fries" - Stanley Schwartz Show #037: Street Urchin Fall-Down Theater (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha? [poll id=90]

The thirty-sixthst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's rough-and-tumble episode: morning people, night people, and taking care of needs; expressions of love, including eye removal and fistfuls cat poop; the loss of Harry Kalas; improper engine designations; the rise and allure of CB culture, and parallels to modern times; and standing in front of a net. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: Tell us where you think the nickname "Mookie" comes from; also, tell us how you express your love for your loved one(s). Featured post-show song: "The Trucker Song" - Lindsay Thomas Morgan Show #036: Laptops for Truckers (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The thirty-fifthst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: we're handy, both indoors and out; mattocks, yucca, injuries, and killing and eating one's enemies; alternate options for Paul's family room; Storm's history of the American tunic, the t-shirt; Paul forgets what year It Happened One Night was made, but presses on; the joy of the heat transfer; braces and glasses and pithy iron-on phrases; dirt bikes, resenting McDonalds and black Trans Ams. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: Tell us of your coveted t-shirts, preferably from your childhood. Featured post-show song: "Bubble Gum and Braces" - Bobby Sherman Show #035: Magic Brickamajig (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The thirty-fourthnd episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. This week's episode: The Department of Geek Affairs store opens; WarGames, the Deez, and proto-geeks; labelling the Internet-famous, in which John Hodgman is compared—aptly, even—to Frank Sinatra; Storm's childhood slang; sexist Judaica; Paul waxes poetic about Giggleberry Fair, which leads to discussion of childhood wish destinations, and Paul's faulty memories of Gaslight Village. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: Come up with a name for the new "Internet Famous" gang. Also, tell us about the place you always wanted to go to as a kid, but either seldom or never made it there. Featured post-show song: "Milford Plaza Commercial" - The Milford Plaza Show #034: Oh God, That's Gonna Stick (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?