Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average)

The twentieth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. In this episode: Geek Madness kicks off with a bang; Paul's lamentable decorative tastes, and a callback to his fractional homosexuality; Storm's color-name blindness and pennant fever; and the relative comedic merits of various projectiles, especially foodstuffs. Audience participation alert! Don't forget to vote in Geek Madness and spread the word; also, let us know how you decorated your bedroom walls as a youngster. Featured post-show song: "Goober Peas" - Burl Ives Show #020: I Am Curious Green/Orange (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The nineteenth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. In this episode: we rail against Dig Dug and other milquetoast names; as we have stalked, so we are stalked in return; lengthy ruminations on fame, and exactly how gay Paul is; a gardening metaphor is pushed to the breaking point; mutual ego boosting; and we officially announce our new tournament, Geek Madness (although we don't call it that at the time) Audience participation alert! Geek Madness: The Battle for Secretary of Geek Affairs begins Monday, December 15th; check out the brackets, and feel free to argue/complain about our choices. Featured post-show song: "Monkey Shines" - Jonathan Coulton Show #019: About Four Percent Gay (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The eighteenth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. In this rather wander-y episode: apparently, we're big in China; we discuss how to order around our growing minion brigade; Storm wants to spread falsehoods; and we go over the responsibilities, marketing and videogame adaptation of the shabbos goy. Also, ninjas and spicy rice. Audience participation alert! If you're not already a minion, you have only one more week to submit your minion photo to us in order to become a member of the Order of the Inner Sanctum Guard. Also, let us know if you are, or know, a shabbos goy, and tell us about the job. Featured post-show song: "Randy Newman's Theme from The Godfather" - Paul and Storm Show #018: Freeballin' It (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The seventeenth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. In this episode: we have some trouble with the date; Storm discusses his possible mental disorder; old-school video game Easter eggs; we ponder the fate of our old server once it's replaced; we scramble to find more fun; the cranberry sauce camps are identified; and Storm gets all the cool toys. Audience participation alert! Please respond to the poll below and help us decide the name of our (eventual) new server. Also, please post your comments suggesting which Xbox 360 package and/or accessories Storm should purchase, as well as suggestions for what we should finally do with our existing server. UPDATE: The following names are in use or already retired by Webmaster Russ: Sinistar, Xevious, Gyruss, Tempest, Pengo,  Gorf, Pacman, Ms Pacman, Tron, Skyshark, Gorgar. Featured post-show song: "Captain Lou's History of Music/Captain Lou Albano" - Captain Lou Albano Show #017: I've Got Excel, Baby! (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha? [poll id=20]

The sixteenth-and-a-halfth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. Puppet takes advantage of the guys' slack ways to practice for his upcoming poetry slam, with a little help from PowerPoint. Show #016.5: Puppet Slam - Quicktime Video (14.5 MB) Our regular audio podcast will be available sometime tomorrow (Tuesday) night. Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The sixteenth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. In this episode: Paul swears a lot, is scatterbrained and self-involved, and recounts a tale of charging the mound of a World Series winner; Storm admits to watching cartoons in college, comes perilously close to kissing ass, and gets us all considering who should be the first Chief Nerd. Audience participation alert! Please respond to the poll below and help us decide on the new US Secretary of Geek Affairs—or post a comment nominating your own candidate. UPDATE: Bracketed Grand Tourney coming soon (Michael Wiczer FTW)...keep the suggestions coming! Featured post-show song: "Shoehorn with Teeth" - They Might Be Giants Show #016: Geek Princes (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha? [poll id=21]

The fifteenth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. In this episode: we avoid fractions; blasphemy and near-blasphemy as Storm describes the Great Miracle; a new euphemism is born, as well as a truism; comfort movies and guilty pleasures are discussed; and Tom Hanks haunts the second half of the show. Audience participation alert! Please post a comment telling us of your favorite "comfort movies" and/or "guilty pleasure movies." Featured post-show song: "Fat Sam's Grand Slam" - Bugsy Malone: Original Soundtrack Recording Show #015: Manna from Heaven (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The fourteenth-and-a-halfth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. (Please note the swanky new Podcast page) The Puppet is back in a UK video-adventure that will make no sense whatsoever if only listened to as audio. May not make any sense anyway, but at least seeing the video portion will give you a fighting chance. Show #014.5: Nom, Nom, Nom - Quicktime Video (8.1 MB) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The fourteenth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. In this episode: debriefing from our grand trip to England; Storm sees London, France and underpants; the portability of pop culture references; the joy of pubs and starchy foods; Paul freely fesses up to his poseur-hood; the unadulterated joy of Jaffa Cakes; and the announcement of our new upcoming project, "The 25 Days of Newman". Audience participation alert! Please post a comment suggesting possible movies to be included in our December project, "The 25 Days of Newman". Featured post-show song: "Mein Herr" - Cabaret: Original Soundtrack Recording Show #014: Thanks Love Cheers Mate! (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The thirteenth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. In this episode: Storm takes the tiller; Albert Einstein with a flamethrower is everyone's favorite; we discuss sitcom remakes; Alabaman vs. Dickensian Fonzie; livery stables; Twiki replaces Jack Klugman; a coked-up Robin Williams; the effect of Pam Dawber and Erin Grey on the pre-adolescent libido; and it all comes back to the smithee. Audience participation alert! Please post a comment suggesting good or bad potential sitcom remakes, and/or a sitcom character transplant. Featured post-show song: "Try Again" - Brendan and the Extenuating Circumstances Show #013: M*A*S*H & Mindy (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The twelfth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. (Sorry about the delay!) In this episode: Beets worthy of tears; the undisputed fact that Storm can totally kick Paul's ass; elementary school dust-ups; and various battles royale, incorporating the Tasmanian Devil, Wolverine, Gilligan, the Dude, Minneapolis/St. Paul, and flying monkeys (among others). Plus, this time around, technology fails Paul. Audience participation alert! Please take part in the "battle" polls after the break; or suggest other possibilities in the comments. Featured post-show song: "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" - Tomoyasu Hotei Show #012: The Yogi Bear/Ayn Rand Link (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha? [poll id=10] [poll id=11] [poll id=12] [poll id=13] [poll id=14] [poll id=15] [poll id=16] [poll id=17] [poll id=18]

The eleventh episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. (Sorry about the delay!) In this episode: Mom's spaghetti, and the supernatural powers of mushrooms; recapping our CA trip; a ridiculously detailed discussion of chicken pie; burger disappointment, mitigated by garlic; and Storm suggests various possible new U.S. national holidays. Audience participation alert! Please take part in the poll below regarding establishing a new national holiday; or suggest other possibilities in the comments. Featured post-show song: "She's Dead" - Jim's Big Ego Show #011: A Pleasant Sort of Vomiting (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha? [poll id=9]

The tenth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. (Sorry about the delay!) In this episode: a new phone for Storm; Paul can't think of Jennifer Jason Leigh's name; left-coast trip angst; a donor breakdown; Storm apparently doesn't know Paul as well as he thinks he does; comfort foods around the world; Gary Burghoff saves Storm from being beaten up; and the elusive Colonial Viper flight jacket. Audience participation alert! Please post your comments below on the topics of "comfort food/discomfort food" and/or "the fictional world you desperately wanted to be a part of." Featured post-show song: "The Imperial March" - Kuricorder (Chestnut Recorder) Quartet Show #010: Did You Have to Say "Phoebe Cates?" (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The nine-and-a-halfth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. Paul is out of town for the day, and Storm is busy doing...something. Luckily, Storm's sock puppet is handy with a Flip. Until the new "actual" podcast is posted (soon, we promise!), have a quick tide-me-over and go exploring... Show #009.5: In-com-pe-tant - Quicktime Video (17.9 MB) (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha?

The ninth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online. In this episode: our imminent defeat, albeit one we can live with; the hometown gig post-mortem, and our appropriateness (or lack thereof) as a "date band;" Storm is not a very good Jew; the Great Pajama Debate remains contentious, but then détente; Paul knows only three English cities, although two of them are actually counties; and a discussion of toys, both received and unreceived. Audience participation alert! Please answer the poll at the bottom of this post; also, post your comments below regarding "the toy you never got" and/or "the toy you did get." Featured post-show song: "William Brown" - Randy Newman Show #009: Like a 74-Year-Old Woman (Some content NSFW) Enjoy the podcast? Maybe donate, why don'tcha? [poll id=8]